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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:21:09 PM

Title: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:21:09 PM
A wise man would lay odds in Vegas on me posting an "ask me anything!" thread before midnight.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
Just another amateur drinkers day to me.

I have work to do, and I can make margaritas year round. Fuck Mexico.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 06:00:30 PM
I wish today was sunny and just warm enough instead of yesterday.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2011, 06:01:45 PM
I wish we were in Denver for the Cinco de Mayo celebration there.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
Apparently, I'll be celebrating my doing my level best to shove a sword through Richter.   :wink:

A wise person would bet on my coming home with the lion's share of the bruises, though.
Title: RE:
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
No you're not. There's no practice.
Title: Re: RE:
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:37:59 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
No you're not. There's no practice.

Huhwhat?
Title: RE:
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2011, 06:40:17 PM
Enzo has a function. Practice was cancelled.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:44:00 PM
First I'd heard of it.   :|
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:47:55 PM
Hah. Does this increase or decrease my shot at finding a bottle of decent whiskey, as Payne has commanded?
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
Yes. Look for the whiskey labelled "mezcal".
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
Yes. Look for the whiskey labelled "mezcal".

:lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 05, 2011, 10:25:21 PM
They aren't doing the street celebration here until Saturday.....  We go, because the food is fucking awesome!!!
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Freeky on May 06, 2011, 01:03:06 AM
I HAS NO ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE. :x
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: maphdet on May 06, 2011, 04:21:16 AM
**waits for the 'ask me anything thread'**
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 06, 2011, 04:22:59 AM
i've had one beer and i'm ready to sleep  :lulz: I AM SO MUCH FUN THESE DAYS.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
I've had wine and THREE cigarettes! I would have more wine but the store is like three blocks away and the bar is five and I don't feel up for either.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2011, 01:19:10 PM
1.  Last night, I found a new favorite drink, the Negroni (equal parts gin, campari, and sweet vermouth).

2.  This morning, I hate the world.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Suu on May 06, 2011, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 01:19:10 PM
1.  Last night, I found a new favorite drink, the Negroni (equal parts gin, campari, and sweet vermouth).

2.  This morning, I hate the world.

The sugar in the Campari did that. That shit doesn't fuck around.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 06, 2011, 01:23:33 PM
I had a couple of beers at band practice with Pat, but that was about it.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 01:19:10 PM
1.  Last night, I found a new favorite drink, the Negroni (equal parts gin, campari, and sweet vermouth).

2.  This morning, I hate the world.

Christ, just add in a splash of Pimms and you'll have most of the really disgusting alcohols represented in one glass. :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
I know, right?  It's like the trifecta of Old People's drinks.  Sweet, bitter, smells like juniper and fermented fruit...



But goddamn, it's awesome.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2011, 06:43:24 PM
Well, I'll have to try it. Is it better with a gin that's heavy on juniper or one where it's almost unnoticeable?
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2011, 06:46:21 PM
The best bartender I know in Boston actually uses Beefeater.  I suppose when you add the vermouth and campari, any subtlety from the gin gets lost.


The "secret", if you want to call it that, is only using 1:1:1 proportions.  And you can add a twist of orange peel, if you're feeling fancy.

SCIENCE shows that it's best on a hot day, with a low to medium amount of humidity.
Title: Re: HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS
Post by: Jenne on May 06, 2011, 07:07:20 PM
*gags at LMNO's discovery, but now has to try for SCIENCE*

I had a disgusting Rose (it was cheap, and no it wasn't your usual "pink wine" sweet gaggy nasty shit but instead a drier version of what I usually like just not fruity enough, I like my Rose's fruity but off-dry) that I added splashes of cherry sake to.  I woke up fine.  Just scratchy throat from the lovely Santa Anas that only just stopped yesterday.

Cinco de Maio didn't really have an impact yesterday.  That'll be Sunday--we're doing tacos for Mother's Day instead of the usual white-people's-brunch.