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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:32:01 PM

Title: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:32:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw&feature=player_embedded

Furries are gonna go bugnuts.

Bugnuttier.

Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.

AW FUCK.

There is a reason I don't work at the patent office.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.

AW FUCK.

There is a reason I don't work at the patent office.

No shit.  These guys are gonna make a goddamn fortune off the furries.  Do wolf ears, bears... 
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.

I could get into the fact that their... costumes... have... erm... cutouts...

But I just ate.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
Then for once, I am more pessimistic than you.  

Woo.  :x
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.

I could get into the fact that their... costumes... have... erm... cutouts...

But I just ate.

I'd chalk that up to high hopes and desperation.

I mean, have you SEEN these people?  They couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 07:58:06 PM
I have abandoned any hope for any creature no matter how pitiful to fail to reproduce.

In the face of 4 billion years of evolution, even furries can find a way. 

Even DIAPER furries.

What's that Melville quote I'm so fond of?

"...take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates, both contemporary and hereditary."

Babies.  Infinite babies.  The tiny spirals in us demand it, and they will have their way.

Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
OH GOD NO

Every teenage girl in Juliet's school is going to want a pair.  :x
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS. 

Fuck you, consumerism.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS. 

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 08:12:23 PM
Sig, it's not like they blew the wad on cat ears.  we can still have the cool stuff, but in the mean time, parting fools with their money seems a worthwhile endeavor.
i, for one, saw this and thought, "why didn't i think of that?!"

(i had already, however, thought of a similar thing, which i might develop and sell to steam punks...)
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?   :lulz:


It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:16:27 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?   :lulz:


It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  :argh!:

We blew it all on hookers and blow in the 70s, junk bonds in the 80s, day trading in the 90s, and a couple of fun little wars in the oughts. 

Sorry about that.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these...  :evil:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:19:09 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these...  :evil:

Yep.  Von Melee and Mayhem, newly homeless.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:

Beware your voice mail, lady.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 08:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:19:09 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these...  :evil:

Yep.  Von Melee and Mayhem, newly homeless.  :lulz:

It makes me want to go drive around and see their comeuppance personally.  I'm not going to, but I WANT to. :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 08:21:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:16:27 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?   :lulz:


It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  :argh!:

We blew it all on hookers and blow in the 70s, junk bonds in the 80s, day trading in the 90s, and a couple of fun little wars in the oughts.  

Sorry about that.   :lulz:

I just had a nice thought.

The First Strike party:  "I'm M.A.D. as hell, and I'm not going to ta-"

:)
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 05, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:
:spittake:


I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:24:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:

Beware your voice mail, lady.

:scared:

It had to be said.  I'll take my lumps.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 08:25:56 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 05, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:
:spittake:


I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"
:lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:27:36 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 05, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:
:spittake:


I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"

Now THERE is a pickup line that'd get your... tentacles... slapped.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 05, 2011, 08:27:45 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:25:56 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 05, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.   :lulz:
:spittake:


I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"
:lulz:

Cuthullumimi Mask

It's like a boner for your face.
Title: Re: Oh, what the hell...
Post by: Luna on May 06, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
A friend of mine's comment on these on FB:

QuoteOne step closer to being able to move my brain into a robot body to better survive the zombie wars started during a ninja attack on a secret pirate research lab.

I have some awesome friends.   :lulz: