ASK ME ANYTHING!
Why don't you have a sexy sailor suit?
Because I'm not in the Navy. I work for a civilian outfit that does contract work for the navy for stuff that's too sensitive to be trusted with a shipful of Navy people. We're supposed to look professionally unobtrusive.
That's not to say I wouldn't wear one at a party, but it's gotta be blues. I don't do whites.
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. :mad:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 06:27:27 AM
Because I'm not in the Navy. I work for a civilian outfit that does contract work for the navy for stuff that's too sensitive to be trusted with a shipful of Navy people. We're supposed to look professionally unobtrusive.
That's not to say I wouldn't wear one at a party, but it's gotta be blues. I don't do whites.
Blues are sexier anyway. :wink:
SHOULD I????
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. :mad:
I told you to leave the eyepatch on. The cyborg eye is disconcerting at best, and really freaks out the people in the foodcourt at the mall. And you wonder why everybody is staring.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 06, 2011, 06:31:56 AM
SHOULD I????
Duh.
In a purely hypothetical situation, what would you do?
In a purely hypothetical situation, I wouldn't sweat it.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. :mad:
YOU
are a pretty pretty princess!
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. :mad:
YOU
are a pretty pretty princess!
You're sweet. :)
:lol:
YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY THOUGH!!!!
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?
...Dare I even ask?
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?
Shoot your way out, change identities and move to Madagascar.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 06, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
...Dare I even ask?
Yes, you dare ask, but the answer is "only if I'm pitching".
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?
What ECH said, plus you have to drive a Packard and talk like James Cagney, see?
Is it wise to call Buzz Aldrin a coward and a liar to his face?
No, but he'll wise you up pretty quick, so I say go ahead.
So I kind of had an accident with this hooker and was wondering if you wouldn't mind dumping this large heavy chest into the ocean for me. Could you help me out?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:44:56 PM
No, but he'll wise you up pretty quick, so I say go ahead.
:lulz:
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 06, 2011, 05:51:25 PM
So I kind of had an accident with this hooker and was wondering if you wouldn't mind dumping this large heavy chest into the ocean for me. Could you help me out?
Is the body still warm? I can pimp her out on the ship until she goes cold, so I'll do it for free. If she's already chilly and in rigor, it's gonna cost you a beer or three.
Sort of luke warm, but if you throw it under a warming lamp it should be good to go.
:horrormirth: