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ITT, I'M NOT AS DRUNK AS I SHOULD BE.

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 06, 2011, 06:21:00 AM

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East Coast Hustle

May 06, 2011, 06:21:00 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

#1
May 06, 2011, 06:21:33 AM
Why don't you have a sexy sailor suit?

East Coast Hustle

#2
May 06, 2011, 06:27:27 AM
Because I'm not in the Navy. I work for a civilian outfit that does contract work for the navy for stuff that's too sensitive to be trusted with a shipful of Navy people. We're supposed to look professionally unobtrusive.

That's not to say I wouldn't wear one at a party, but it's gotta be blues. I don't do whites.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#3
May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.  :mad:

Phox

#4
May 06, 2011, 06:31:32 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 06:27:27 AM
Because I'm not in the Navy. I work for a civilian outfit that does contract work for the navy for stuff that's too sensitive to be trusted with a shipful of Navy people. We're supposed to look professionally unobtrusive.

That's not to say I wouldn't wear one at a party, but it's gotta be blues. I don't do whites.
Blues are sexier anyway.  :wink:

Don Coyote

#5
May 06, 2011, 06:31:56 AM
SHOULD I????

East Coast Hustle

#6
May 06, 2011, 06:38:09 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.  :mad:

I told you to leave the eyepatch on. The cyborg eye is disconcerting at best, and really freaks out the people in the foodcourt at the mall. And you wonder why everybody is staring.

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 06, 2011, 06:31:56 AM
SHOULD I????

Duh.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

#7
May 06, 2011, 06:50:07 AM
In a purely hypothetical situation, what would you do?

East Coast Hustle

#8
May 06, 2011, 06:58:28 AM
In a purely hypothetical situation, I wouldn't sweat it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
May 06, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.  :mad:

YOU

are a pretty pretty princess!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#10
May 06, 2011, 08:03:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.  :mad:

YOU

are a pretty pretty princess!

You're sweet. :)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 06, 2011, 08:07:13 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 08:03:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
WHAT tHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!  FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.  :mad:

YOU

are a pretty pretty princess!

You're sweet. :)

And you're pretty. The end!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#12
May 06, 2011, 08:09:32 AM
 :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 06, 2011, 08:21:11 AM
YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY THOUGH!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#14
May 06, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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