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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM

Title: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM
I HAVE [ALMOST] SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY FIRST FULL-TIME ACADEMIC YEAR SINCE 2002.

THANKS TO THE SNOW DAYS, I HAVE TESTS OVERLAPPING. 2 OF THEM ARE CUMULATIVE. MY GERMAN PROFESSOR IS A DOUCHEBAG WHO WON'T LET ME MAKE UP THE TEST I MISSED DUE TO CEILING COLLAPSE. HE IS A CUNT, AND NOW MY 4.0 GPA FROM LAST SEMESTER IS GOING TO TAKE A HIT.

I HAVE FOUR FUCKING PAPERS TO WRITE STILL. (but only one of them are substantial....)

I DEMAND WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT/CHASTISEMENT AS TO WHY THIS WAS A BAD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 06:07:57 PM
You've got this shit.  If the twitwads we both know infest universities can do this, you can.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.

PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 06:34:28 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.

PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!

Let us know if it does.  If that thing gets out, I'm heading West.  Fast.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
 
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc

Will not play on smartfone.    :|
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
"HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY..."
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 06:43:27 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
"HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY..."
:lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 06:50:59 PM
I can't focus. UGH. I'm going to sit here in my comfy chair and watch Kick Ass with a blanket on while my uterus and rectum collaborate on making the next 3 days of my life as painful and stressful as possible. Once this bout of stabbity death pain passes, I'll knock out my short essays.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 08, 2011, 07:18:45 PM
You could always unleash the Shoggoth on your German professor. If nothing else, the sound of his screams will make for interesting background noise while you take your finals.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 08, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
"Du hexen Hase ..."
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 08:52:19 PM
I just had to send Luna to the store for me. I can't move enough to get down the stairs.


FUUUUUUUUUCK. BAD TIMING.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 08, 2011, 09:37:33 PM
That sucks. Heating pad, Midol, and chocolate.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
NO FINALS WEEK WAS LAST WEEK YOU MISSED IT!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Juana on May 08, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 08, 2011, 10:08:45 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 08, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D

Yes, SUU, you can rock this. We have absolute faith in you.

Providence may not survive but your finals don't stand a chance.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 08, 2011, 10:13:02 PM
GOOO SUU GOOOOO!!! :D

Having a shitty period is way better than 18+ years of kids....

Take a hot bath/sit in your shower for a while. It might help. :*
Title: RE:
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 10:26:00 PM
Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 08, 2011, 10:27:08 PM
Good. Glad your felling betters  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: RE:
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 10:26:00 PM
Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.

Yay.  Shoggoth tamed (for now, anyway)!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
As soon as these pills wear off, it'll be back, with a vengeance. Since it's Aleve, I can only take one pill again within this 24 hour period, so I have to wait until the AM, so...HOPEFULLY it won't go horrible. Unfortunately I've long since gotten immune to acetominophen, and now ibuprofen seems to not work anymore either, so this is my last OTC hope.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 12:05:39 AM
Don't know if you do, or can, but smoking weed does help when I have those 'my insides are coming out of my ass' cramps : /
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 12:15:21 AM
I don't. The only drug I partake in these days is alcohol, and it's going to stay that way.

-Suu
Has officially given up all the smokes for good.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 09, 2011, 12:54:21 AM
Dude. Aleve makes whatever pain I have -worse-.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 09, 2011, 01:07:16 AM
SUU, GO HAVE A FAP. ORGASMS HELP WITH CRAMPS AND STUFF THE INTERNETS TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 01:08:37 AM
Is true.  :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 12:15:55 PM
WORK BOTH JOBS TODAY.

THEN EVIL FINAL #1.

TEXTILE PRODUCTS.

IT'S CUMULATIVE.


Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 02:08:37 PM
NO.

NO STOP IT, SHOGGOTH. STOP.

2 weeks from Friday, you motherfucker, and you're gone for a while.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 07:58:55 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----------------



SUU VS EVIL FINAL #1

4:00PM EDT

PAY PER VIEW
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 10, 2011, 02:09:31 AM
FUCK IT!

DO IT LIVE!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
TOMORROW.

A DOUBLEHEADER STARTING AT 6:00PM EDT.

ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 01:10:22 PM
Home from work.

Writing all day.

Probably won't be on much.  :x
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 10:31:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 10, 2011, 10:40:57 PM
You can do it, Suu.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
3 down. 1 to go.

One last essay.

Studying the classics tonight.

PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 01:45:34 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
3 down. 1 to go.

One last essay.

Studying the classics tonight.

PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Yo, what do you need?

ETA: 48 seconds, motherfuckers. :lol:
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:

"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"

and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.

Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil

:x
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:

"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"

and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.

Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil

:x
Homer - Blind guy with epic beard. Possibly actually a woman (no, seriously, someone said that). Wrote a story about an emo guy whose boyfriend gets violently killed and also the original screenplay for Big Fish. Wanted to cast Alan Rickman to play the lead, but Tim Burton screwed him in the rights negotiations and cast Ewan McGregor instead.
Hesiod - Wrote a much more believable creation account than the one in Genesis.
Aeschylus - Athenian. Tragedian. Some other sort of -ian, probably. Wrote plays. Some of them were okay. Especially that one where Apollo convinces Athena that she's stupid because she has a vagina. Wait a minute....
Sophocles - Like Aeschylus only more so. Wrote about everyone's favorite motherfucker, Oedipus. Also, Antigone. Proved that Tiresias' role as the only smart person in the underworld (see the Odyssey) was actually basically the same as his role in Thebes.
Euripides - Like Sophocles, only better, because Seneca ripped him off more. Wrote umm... Medea? It wasn't as good as Seneca's version.
Ovid - Badass Roman rock star who wrote about fucking chicks at the age of 20. When he was 40, he wrote a self-help book on how to pick up chicks. Pissed off Augustus, got exiled, whined, cried, died in exile. Also ripped off Hesiod.
Virgil - Roman epic poet. Wrote about farming. Got badgered into writing a rip off of Homer by Augustus and some condom company. Promoted family values and birth control. Never finished it and ordered it burned, but Augustus released it anyway.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:29:27 AM
You're fucking awesome. <3
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 02:31:54 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:29:27 AM
You're fucking awesome. <3
:thanks:
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 11:46:19 AM
THIS IS IT FUCKERS.

:jebus:
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 12:27:38 PM
Oh sure, NOW I FIND MY STUDY GUIDE.

I'm so fucked. Ugh.

Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Oops.


Richter! I need to borrow you later. I accidentally my computer desk in anger.
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:12:54 PM
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 02:24:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:12:54 PM
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x

Lying cocksuckers. They don't regret it at all!
Title: Re: IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:27:47 PM
All I could remember for the test was that Ovid was the rockstar that slept with too many young girls...Or something. I dunno.


Fuck you, I'm sick. School's over.