I HAVE [ALMOST] SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY FIRST FULL-TIME ACADEMIC YEAR SINCE 2002.
THANKS TO THE SNOW DAYS, I HAVE TESTS OVERLAPPING. 2 OF THEM ARE CUMULATIVE. MY GERMAN PROFESSOR IS A DOUCHEBAG WHO WON'T LET ME MAKE UP THE TEST I MISSED DUE TO CEILING COLLAPSE. HE IS A CUNT, AND NOW MY 4.0 GPA FROM LAST SEMESTER IS GOING TO TAKE A HIT.
I HAVE FOUR FUCKING PAPERS TO WRITE STILL. (but only one of them are substantial....)
I DEMAND WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT/CHASTISEMENT AS TO WHY THIS WAS A BAD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.
You've got this shit. If the twitwads we both know infest universities can do this, you can.
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.
PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.
DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.
PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.
DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!
Let us know if it does. If that thing gets out, I'm heading West. Fast.
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
Will not play on smartfone. :|
"HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY..."
I can't focus. UGH. I'm going to sit here in my comfy chair and watch Kick Ass with a blanket on while my uterus and rectum collaborate on making the next 3 days of my life as painful and stressful as possible. Once this bout of stabbity death pain passes, I'll knock out my short essays.
You could always unleash the Shoggoth on your German professor. If nothing else, the sound of his screams will make for interesting background noise while you take your finals.
"Du hexen Hase ..."
I just had to send Luna to the store for me. I can't move enough to get down the stairs.
FUUUUUUUUUCK. BAD TIMING.
That sucks. Heating pad, Midol, and chocolate.
NO FINALS WEEK WAS LAST WEEK YOU MISSED IT!
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 08, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D
Yes, SUU, you can rock this. We have absolute faith in you.
Providence may not survive but your finals don't stand a chance.
GOOO SUU GOOOOO!!! :D
Having a shitty period is way better than 18+ years of kids....
Take a hot bath/sit in your shower for a while. It might help. :*
Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.
Good. Glad your felling betters :mrgreen:
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 10:26:00 PM
Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.
Yay. Shoggoth tamed (for now, anyway)!
As soon as these pills wear off, it'll be back, with a vengeance. Since it's Aleve, I can only take one pill again within this 24 hour period, so I have to wait until the AM, so...HOPEFULLY it won't go horrible. Unfortunately I've long since gotten immune to acetominophen, and now ibuprofen seems to not work anymore either, so this is my last OTC hope.
Don't know if you do, or can, but smoking weed does help when I have those 'my insides are coming out of my ass' cramps : /
I don't. The only drug I partake in these days is alcohol, and it's going to stay that way.
-Suu
Has officially given up all the smokes for good.
Dude. Aleve makes whatever pain I have -worse-.
SUU, GO HAVE A FAP. ORGASMS HELP WITH CRAMPS AND STUFF THE INTERNETS TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
Is true. :fap: :fap: :fap:
WORK BOTH JOBS TODAY.
THEN EVIL FINAL #1.
TEXTILE PRODUCTS.
IT'S CUMULATIVE.
NO.
NO STOP IT, SHOGGOTH. STOP.
2 weeks from Friday, you motherfucker, and you're gone for a while.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----------------
SUU VS EVIL FINAL #1
4:00PM EDT
PAY PER VIEW
FUCK IT!
DO IT LIVE!
TOMORROW.
A DOUBLEHEADER STARTING AT 6:00PM EDT.
ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!
Home from work.
Writing all day.
Probably won't be on much. :x
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
You can do it, Suu.
3 down. 1 to go.
One last essay.
Studying the classics tonight.
PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
3 down. 1 to go.
One last essay.
Studying the classics tonight.
PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Yo, what do you need?
ETA: 48 seconds, motherfuckers. :lol:
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:
"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"
and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.
Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil
:x
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:
"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"
and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.
Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil
:x
Homer - Blind guy with epic beard. Possibly actually a woman (no, seriously, someone said that). Wrote a story about an emo guy whose boyfriend gets violently killed and also the original screenplay for Big Fish. Wanted to cast Alan Rickman to play the lead, but Tim Burton screwed him in the rights negotiations and cast Ewan McGregor instead.
Hesiod - Wrote a much more believable creation account than the one in Genesis.
Aeschylus - Athenian. Tragedian. Some other sort of -ian, probably. Wrote plays. Some of them were okay. Especially that one where Apollo convinces Athena that she's stupid because she has a vagina. Wait a minute....
Sophocles - Like Aeschylus only more so. Wrote about everyone's favorite motherfucker, Oedipus. Also, Antigone. Proved that Tiresias' role as the only smart person in the underworld (see the Odyssey) was actually basically the same as his role in Thebes.
Euripides - Like Sophocles, only better, because Seneca ripped him off more. Wrote umm... Medea? It wasn't as good as Seneca's version.
Ovid - Badass Roman rock star who wrote about fucking chicks at the age of 20. When he was 40, he wrote a self-help book on how to pick up chicks. Pissed off Augustus, got exiled, whined, cried, died in exile. Also ripped off Hesiod.
Virgil - Roman epic poet. Wrote about farming. Got badgered into writing a rip off of Homer by Augustus and some condom company. Promoted family values and birth control. Never finished it and ordered it burned, but Augustus released it anyway.
You're fucking awesome. <3
THIS IS IT FUCKERS.
:jebus:
Oh sure, NOW I FIND MY STUDY GUIDE.
I'm so fucked. Ugh.
Oops.
Richter! I need to borrow you later. I accidentally my computer desk in anger.
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:12:54 PM
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x
Lying cocksuckers. They don't regret it at all!
All I could remember for the test was that Ovid was the rockstar that slept with too many young girls...Or something. I dunno.
Fuck you, I'm sick. School's over.