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IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Started by Suu, May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM

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#30
May 10, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
TOMORROW.

A DOUBLEHEADER STARTING AT 6:00PM EDT.

ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#31
May 10, 2011, 01:10:22 PM
Home from work.

Writing all day.

Probably won't be on much.  :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#32
May 10, 2011, 10:31:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
ANG VS EVIL FINALS #2 & 3, RENAISSANCE STUDIES AND GERMAN 2. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. WATCH ME BLOW HISTORY OUT OF THE WATER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR SO THAT I CAN GO AND SIT FOR 2 HOURS AND TRY NOT TO STAB MY GERMAN PROFESSOR!

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#33
May 10, 2011, 10:40:57 PM
You can do it, Suu.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#34
May 11, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
3 down. 1 to go.

One last essay.

Studying the classics tonight.

PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#35
May 11, 2011, 01:45:34 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
3 down. 1 to go.

One last essay.

Studying the classics tonight.

PHOX. CLASSICS. HALP.
Yo, what do you need?

ETA: 48 seconds, motherfuckers. :lol:

Suu

#36
May 11, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:

"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"

and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.

Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil

:x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#37
May 11, 2011, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Okay, my essay question I should be able to rawk out:

"Do you think Gods and Heroes are Superhuman?"

and my closed book portion is me, having to write out mini-bios for the 7 authors we covered, and an abstract summary of what we read by them.

Homer
Hesiod
Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Ovid
Virgil

:x
Homer - Blind guy with epic beard. Possibly actually a woman (no, seriously, someone said that). Wrote a story about an emo guy whose boyfriend gets violently killed and also the original screenplay for Big Fish. Wanted to cast Alan Rickman to play the lead, but Tim Burton screwed him in the rights negotiations and cast Ewan McGregor instead.
Hesiod - Wrote a much more believable creation account than the one in Genesis.
Aeschylus - Athenian. Tragedian. Some other sort of -ian, probably. Wrote plays. Some of them were okay. Especially that one where Apollo convinces Athena that she's stupid because she has a vagina. Wait a minute....
Sophocles - Like Aeschylus only more so. Wrote about everyone's favorite motherfucker, Oedipus. Also, Antigone. Proved that Tiresias' role as the only smart person in the underworld (see the Odyssey) was actually basically the same as his role in Thebes.
Euripides - Like Sophocles, only better, because Seneca ripped him off more. Wrote umm... Medea? It wasn't as good as Seneca's version.
Ovid - Badass Roman rock star who wrote about fucking chicks at the age of 20. When he was 40, he wrote a self-help book on how to pick up chicks. Pissed off Augustus, got exiled, whined, cried, died in exile. Also ripped off Hesiod.
Virgil - Roman epic poet. Wrote about farming. Got badgered into writing a rip off of Homer by Augustus and some condom company. Promoted family values and birth control. Never finished it and ordered it burned, but Augustus released it anyway.

Suu

#38
May 11, 2011, 02:29:27 AM
You're fucking awesome. <3
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#40
May 11, 2011, 11:46:19 AM
THIS IS IT FUCKERS.

:jebus:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#41
May 11, 2011, 12:27:38 PM
Oh sure, NOW I FIND MY STUDY GUIDE.

I'm so fucked. Ugh.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#42
May 11, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Oops.


Richter! I need to borrow you later. I accidentally my computer desk in anger.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#43
May 11, 2011, 02:12:54 PM
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#44
May 11, 2011, 02:24:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:12:54 PM
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your children are dead because they were stupid."
:x :x :x :x :x

Lying cocksuckers. They don't regret it at all!
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