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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Started by Suu, May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Hover Cat on May 08, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D

Yes, SUU, you can rock this. We have absolute faith in you.

Providence may not survive but your finals don't stand a chance.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

*GrumpButt*

GOOO SUU GOOOOO!!! :D

Having a shitty period is way better than 18+ years of kids....

Take a hot bath/sit in your shower for a while. It might help. :*
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

*GrumpButt*

Good. Glad your felling betters  :mrgreen:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 10:26:00 PM
Thanks to Luna I now have naproxen sodium in my system. Mobility has be regained. Now at the laundromat for a break.

Yay.  Shoggoth tamed (for now, anyway)!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

As soon as these pills wear off, it'll be back, with a vengeance. Since it's Aleve, I can only take one pill again within this 24 hour period, so I have to wait until the AM, so...HOPEFULLY it won't go horrible. Unfortunately I've long since gotten immune to acetominophen, and now ibuprofen seems to not work anymore either, so this is my last OTC hope.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

*GrumpButt*

Don't know if you do, or can, but smoking weed does help when I have those 'my insides are coming out of my ass' cramps : /
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

I don't. The only drug I partake in these days is alcohol, and it's going to stay that way.

-Suu
Has officially given up all the smokes for good.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Dude. Aleve makes whatever pain I have -worse-.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

SUU, GO HAVE A FAP. ORGASMS HELP WITH CRAMPS AND STUFF THE INTERNETS TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE.

*GrumpButt*

*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

WORK BOTH JOBS TODAY.

THEN EVIL FINAL #1.

TEXTILE PRODUCTS.

IT'S CUMULATIVE.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

NO.

NO STOP IT, SHOGGOTH. STOP.

2 weeks from Friday, you motherfucker, and you're gone for a while.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

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SUU VS EVIL FINAL #1

4:00PM EDT

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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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