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IT'S FINALS WEEK, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Started by Suu, May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM

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Suu

May 08, 2011, 06:01:34 PM
I HAVE [ALMOST] SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY FIRST FULL-TIME ACADEMIC YEAR SINCE 2002.

THANKS TO THE SNOW DAYS, I HAVE TESTS OVERLAPPING. 2 OF THEM ARE CUMULATIVE. MY GERMAN PROFESSOR IS A DOUCHEBAG WHO WON'T LET ME MAKE UP THE TEST I MISSED DUE TO CEILING COLLAPSE. HE IS A CUNT, AND NOW MY 4.0 GPA FROM LAST SEMESTER IS GOING TO TAKE A HIT.

I HAVE FOUR FUCKING PAPERS TO WRITE STILL. (but only one of them are substantial....)

I DEMAND WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT/CHASTISEMENT AS TO WHY THIS WAS A BAD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#1
May 08, 2011, 06:07:57 PM
You've got this shit.  If the twitwads we both know infest universities can do this, you can.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#2
May 08, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.

PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#3
May 08, 2011, 06:34:28 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
I finally got my period too, after almost a full week of severe cramps.

PLUS SIDE: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

DOWN SIDE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................MY SHOGGOTH FEELS LIKE IT'S PROLAPSING!

Let us know if it does.  If that thing gets out, I'm heading West.  Fast.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#4
May 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#5
May 08, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
 
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
I'm thinking it'll be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc

Will not play on smartfone.    :|
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#6
May 08, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
"HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY..."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#7
May 08, 2011, 06:43:27 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#8
May 08, 2011, 06:50:59 PM
I can't focus. UGH. I'm going to sit here in my comfy chair and watch Kick Ass with a blanket on while my uterus and rectum collaborate on making the next 3 days of my life as painful and stressful as possible. Once this bout of stabbity death pain passes, I'll knock out my short essays.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
May 08, 2011, 07:18:45 PM
You could always unleash the Shoggoth on your German professor. If nothing else, the sound of his screams will make for interesting background noise while you take your finals.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Triple Zero

#10
May 08, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
"Du hexen Hase ..."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#11
May 08, 2011, 08:52:19 PM
I just had to send Luna to the store for me. I can't move enough to get down the stairs.


FUUUUUUUUUCK. BAD TIMING.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
May 08, 2011, 09:37:33 PM
That sucks. Heating pad, Midol, and chocolate.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#13
May 08, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
NO FINALS WEEK WAS LAST WEEK YOU MISSED IT!

Juana

#14
May 08, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
GO SUU! You can totally do this. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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