Richter, you shall gather up a force and go to Boston to watch the Frost Heaves. In doing so, you will ensure that LMNO, Blight, and all the other Boston spags are not straying from the path of orthodoxy. In keeping with this, I now name you "Inquisitor", and "Defender of the Faith".
There is no mayhem too awful, no booze too tasty, to prevent this Holy Work™.
Yours in Faith
The Good Reverend Roger
Keeper of the Holy City of Eris and Lots of Other Things, Too
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY. :argh!:
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY. :argh!:
In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags. Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc. This must be rooted out.
While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.
TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 12, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?
Unless one gets scheduled earlier, yes.
My name is LMNO, and I approve of this message.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY. :argh!:
In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags. Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc. This must be rooted out.
While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.
TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.
Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!
And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY. :argh!:
In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags. Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc. This must be rooted out.
While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.
TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.
Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!
And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. YOU deal with the secular issues of your nation, and I - as the last of the Ancient Wiseguys - shall handle the insidious rot that affects the faithful. This is a religious matter, and outside the scope of the secular authority.
*YOU* see trade and revenue. *I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.
TGRR,
Latter Day Thomas Becket.
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.
Where's the down side, again?
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.
Where's the down side, again?
They all wind up voting teabagger.
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
No, opiates are the religion of the masses.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.
WAT
I specifically told Richter to GO TO BOSTON.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.
Where's the down side, again?
They all wind up voting teabagger.
Sweet merciful fuck, count me in. We are NOT HAVING THIS.
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.
Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry. Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.
Sorry guys, I think that means you're just going to have to KEEP GOING until I land in Logan at 5:30 am on Sunday.
Go on Frost Heaves, play eternally.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.
Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.
Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry. Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.
At least you agree there is no GREATER evil...Except maybe right now, Bruins fans, but they'll be dispatched by then.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.
Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry. Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.
At least you agree there is no GREATER evil...Except maybe right now, Bruins fans, but they'll be dispatched by then.
There's worse than that.
The vileness that infests Lambeau Field in Green Bay, for example.
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.
Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.
Nobody deals with the Packers. They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least. One does not simply walk into Green Bay.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.
Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe? I'm gonna be stuck doing year-end reconciliation, because the warehouse geek can't do his job. These bastards are going to be having all kinds of fun, and I'll have to settle for screaming at people and cursing a lot.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.
Nobody deals with the Packers. They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least. One does not simply walk into Green Bay.
They don't scare me.
It's Philadelphia we have to worry about. Those fuckers cause me all sorts of problems between both New England and Tampa Bay. If any place needs to go immediately, it's Philly.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.
Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
Get your ass down here to Providence, and we will make a party happen.
RATSKELLER.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
SRSLY.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.
Nobody deals with the Packers. They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least. One does not simply walk into Green Bay.
They don't scare me.
It's Philadelphia we have to worry about. Those fuckers cause me all sorts of problems between both New England and Tampa Bay. If any place needs to go immediately, it's Philly.
We in The Church refer to Philly as "East Heck". You can't get rid of it, or you'll have nowhere to send the souls of sinners. They'll pile up in Providence...You'd have to deal with Guidos AND the
ghosts of Guidos.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
SRSLY.
Okay, I'll be there.
Posting from phone, can't keep up.
Philly is a hole, yes, and this from a girl from PA.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.
Pretty sure I can manage that one.Actually that's my other vacation week. I'm probably going to be out in the P-town area, but since it's driving distance I can play it by ear.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too. On June 11th no less, IIRC. I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.
I'm starting to take it personally.
July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.
Possibly doable... Gotta check the calendar at home.
Fine. July 22. With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
Fine. July 22. With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).
Weekend before Pennsic, VERY likely to be open. :D
Probably not for me. I'll need my pre-war non-SCAdian bootycall plz.
-Suu
Priorities.
Bring him with you, re-enact that train scene from Risky Business on your way up.
LMNO
-Problem Solver.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Richter, you shall gather up a force and go to Boston to watch the Frost Heaves. In doing so, you will ensure that LMNO, Blight, and all the other Boston spags are not straying from the path of orthodoxy. In keeping with this, I now name you "Inquisitor", and "Defender of the Faith".
There is no mayhem too awful, no booze too tasty, to prevent this Holy Work™.
Yours in Faith
The Good Reverend Roger
Keeper of the Holy City of Eris and Lots of Other Things, Too
Mission Accepted.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
Fine. July 22. With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).
I should be able to make both that and the July 1 show as well. Anarchangel has a July 23 show in the works.
Also, since we're in the processes of booking shows, I should go into that other thread about dimo not being drunk which turned into an attempt for us to complete our Holy Quests and post my new holds/inavailabilities.
And Suu- Rhode Island may have had the Lovecraftian beasties, but even HP thought that Boston was the shit, and the Necronomicon is only a couple of red line stops away. We can make Lovecraftian horrors.
Ahem.
"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/12069675_afb01eb1cb.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Ahem.
"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/12069675_afb01eb1cb.jpg)
I know, I was there. Apparently Mr. Providence was fond of Boston.
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/ballantine-books/522-1.jpg)
So, LMNO.... I noticed that your July 1 show also features Daniel Ouelette. Pat tells me his show is.... interesting.
It's horrifically awesome. Like, Ed Wood bad, which makes it too good to be true.
Awkward operatic singing over simplistic Velvet Goth pre-recorded tracks and a slide show of castles and stuff. And party favors. The last time we played with him, he had a huge box of stick-on moustaches that he threw into the audience. Needless to say, when the Frost Heaves went on, all of us were wearing one.
The kicker - July 1 is his birthday. I can't wait.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:32:37 PM
It's horrifically awesome. Like, Ed Wood bad, which makes it too good to be true.
Awkward operatic singing over simplistic Velvet Goth pre-recorded tracks and a slide show of castles and stuff. And party favors. The last time we played with him, he had a huge box of stick-on moustaches that he threw into the audience. Needless to say, when the Frost Heaves went on, all of us were wearing one.
The kicker - July 1 is his birthday. I can't wait.
I'm there. Actually I think all of us will be, we're also friends with Sugar Snow.
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Ahem.
"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.
Yeah, and Providence does it
right. They keep their gills on the OUTSIDE, and they roll around in their deformities.
Boston, on the other hand, is doing it
wrong, and thus Richter and his merry band of Geats must go CLEANSE THE TEMPLE.
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:55:49 PM
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"
Fuck yes.
or "Frost Heaves - The Armageddon Boogie"
or "Frost Heaves - ftang ia Koch Brothers"
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:55:49 PM
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"
I need this. On a T-shirt.
Grab a marker, go DIY.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
SRSLY.
Okay, I'll be there.
Oh, and I need to know when, and like, how to get there and stuff.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 13, 2011, 05:15:08 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
SRSLY.
Okay, I'll be there.
Oh, and I need to know when, and like, how to get there and stuff.
8-9ish.
http://www.gacsri.org/