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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM

Title: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Richter, you shall gather up a force and go to Boston to watch the Frost Heaves.  In doing so, you will ensure that LMNO, Blight, and all the other Boston spags are not straying from the path of orthodoxy.  In keeping with this, I now name you "Inquisitor", and "Defender of the Faith".  

There is no mayhem too awful, no booze too tasty, to prevent this Holy Work™.

Yours in Faith
The Good Reverend Roger
Keeper of the Holy City of Eris and Lots of Other Things, Too
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 12, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 12, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?

Unless one gets scheduled earlier, yes.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 04:50:33 PM
My name is LMNO, and I approve of this message.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.

Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!

And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.

Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!

And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.  YOU deal with the secular issues of your nation, and I - as the last of the Ancient Wiseguys - shall handle the insidious rot that affects the faithful.  This is a religious matter, and outside the scope of the secular authority.

*YOU* see trade and revenue.  *I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

TGRR,
Latter Day Thomas Becket.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?

They all wind up voting teabagger.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.

No, opiates are the religion of the masses.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.

WAT

I specifically told Richter to GO TO BOSTON.

Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?

They all wind up voting teabagger.

Sweet merciful fuck, count me in.  We are NOT HAVING THIS.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.

Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry.  Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:14:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.

No, opiates are the religion of the masses.

Tou-fucking-che.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.

Sorry guys, I think that means you're just going to have to KEEP GOING until I land in Logan at 5:30 am on Sunday.

Go on Frost Heaves, play eternally.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.

Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.

Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry.  Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.

At least you agree there is no GREATER evil...Except maybe right now, Bruins fans, but they'll be dispatched by then.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Yes, but the Lovecraftian fuckers are down here. All they have up there are angry Red Sox fans and Puritans.

Again, this is a matter of religious inquiry.  Even if they DO have Red Sox fans, that doesn't mean lesser evils have to be ignored.

At least you agree there is no GREATER evil...Except maybe right now, Bruins fans, but they'll be dispatched by then.

There's worse than that.

The vileness that infests Lambeau Field in Green Bay, for example.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.

Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?

This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.

Nobody deals with the Packers.  They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least.  One does not simply walk into Green Bay.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.

Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?

This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  I'm gonna be stuck doing year-end reconciliation, because the warehouse geek can't do his job.  These bastards are going to be having all kinds of fun, and I'll have to settle for screaming at people and cursing a lot.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.

Nobody deals with the Packers.  They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least.  One does not simply walk into Green Bay.

They don't scare me.

It's Philadelphia we have to worry about. Those fuckers cause me all sorts of problems between both New England and Tampa Bay. If any place needs to go immediately, it's Philly.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 05:37:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Fuuucking June 11th I'm going to be on a red-eye back from Alaska.

Ah, ducking out on the dangerous missions, eh?

This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.

Get your ass down here to Providence, and we will make a party happen.  
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.


TOMORROW NIGHT.


SRSLY.



Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
They aren't in my jurisdiction. I think Thurnez Isa is the closest one to deal with the Packers.

Nobody deals with the Packers.  They are an ancient evil, and cannot be destroyed without direct divine intercession, at the least.  One does not simply walk into Green Bay.

They don't scare me.

It's Philadelphia we have to worry about. Those fuckers cause me all sorts of problems between both New England and Tampa Bay. If any place needs to go immediately, it's Philly.

We in The Church refer to Philly as "East Heck".  You can't get rid of it, or you'll have nowhere to send the souls of sinners.  They'll pile up in Providence...You'd have to deal with Guidos AND the ghosts of Guidos.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.


TOMORROW NIGHT.


SRSLY.





Okay, I'll be there.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 05:40:57 PM
Posting from phone, can't keep up.

Philly is a hole, yes, and this from a girl from PA.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.


July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.  
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:42:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.


July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.  

Pretty sure I can manage that one.

Actually that's my other vacation week.  I'm probably going to be out in the P-town area, but since it's driving distance I can play it by ear.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
This happened last year too.  On June 11th no less, IIRC.  I'm stationary in this craphole for 50 weeks a year, and on the time that I'm not all you bastards decide to throw a party.

I'm starting to take it personally.


July 1st, Cantab in Cambridge.  

Possibly doable...  Gotta check the calendar at home.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
Fine.  July 22.  With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
Fine.  July 22.  With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).

Weekend before Pennsic, VERY likely to be open.   :D
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 10:30:58 PM
Probably not for me. I'll need my pre-war non-SCAdian bootycall plz.

-Suu
Priorities.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 11:12:53 PM
Bring him with you, re-enact that train scene from Risky Business on your way up.


LMNO
-Problem Solver.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 11:32:36 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Richter on May 12, 2011, 11:52:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Richter, you shall gather up a force and go to Boston to watch the Frost Heaves.  In doing so, you will ensure that LMNO, Blight, and all the other Boston spags are not straying from the path of orthodoxy.  In keeping with this, I now name you "Inquisitor", and "Defender of the Faith".  

There is no mayhem too awful, no booze too tasty, to prevent this Holy Work™.

Yours in Faith
The Good Reverend Roger
Keeper of the Holy City of Eris and Lots of Other Things, Too

Mission Accepted.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 13, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
Fine.  July 22.  With NYC's own Sharp Lads (the guitarist used to play with us).

I should be able to make both that and the July 1 show as well. Anarchangel has a July 23 show in the works.

Also, since we're in the processes of booking shows, I should go into that other thread about dimo not being drunk which turned into an attempt for us to complete our Holy Quests and post my new holds/inavailabilities.

And Suu- Rhode Island may have had the Lovecraftian beasties, but even HP thought that Boston was the shit, and the Necronomicon is only a couple of red line stops away. We can make Lovecraftian horrors.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Ahem.

"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/12069675_afb01eb1cb.jpg)

Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 13, 2011, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Ahem.

"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/12069675_afb01eb1cb.jpg)



I know, I was there. Apparently Mr. Providence was fond of Boston.
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/ballantine-books/522-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 13, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
So, LMNO.... I noticed that your July 1 show also features Daniel Ouelette. Pat tells me his show is.... interesting.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 13, 2011, 04:32:37 PM
It's horrifically awesome.  Like, Ed Wood bad, which makes it too good to be true.

Awkward operatic singing over simplistic Velvet Goth pre-recorded tracks and a slide show of castles and stuff.  And party favors.  The last time we played with him, he had a huge box of stick-on moustaches that he threw into the audience.  Needless to say, when the Frost Heaves went on, all of us were wearing one. 

The kicker - July 1 is his birthday.  I can't wait.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 13, 2011, 04:35:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:32:37 PM
It's horrifically awesome.  Like, Ed Wood bad, which makes it too good to be true.

Awkward operatic singing over simplistic Velvet Goth pre-recorded tracks and a slide show of castles and stuff.  And party favors.  The last time we played with him, he had a huge box of stick-on moustaches that he threw into the audience.  Needless to say, when the Frost Heaves went on, all of us were wearing one. 

The kicker - July 1 is his birthday.  I can't wait.

I'm there. Actually I think all of us will be, we're also friends with Sugar Snow.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Ahem.

"I am Providence." - H.P. Lovecraft.


Yeah, and Providence does it right.  They keep their gills on the OUTSIDE, and they roll around in their deformities.

Boston, on the other hand, is doing it wrong, and thus Richter and his merry band of Geats must go CLEANSE THE TEMPLE.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 13, 2011, 04:55:49 PM
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:55:49 PM
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"

Fuck yes.

or "Frost Heaves - The Armageddon Boogie"

or "Frost Heaves - ftang ia Koch Brothers"
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Luna on May 13, 2011, 04:58:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 13, 2011, 04:55:49 PM
"Frost Heaves - Songs to Scourge By"

I need this.  On a T-shirt.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: LMNO on May 13, 2011, 04:59:20 PM
Grab a marker, go DIY.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 13, 2011, 05:15:08 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.


TOMORROW NIGHT.


SRSLY.





Okay, I'll be there.

Oh, and I need to know when, and like, how to get there and stuff.
Title: Re: ATTN RICHTER
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2011, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 13, 2011, 05:15:08 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:38:35 PM
RATSKELLER.


TOMORROW NIGHT.


SRSLY.





Okay, I'll be there.

Oh, and I need to know when, and like, how to get there and stuff.

8-9ish.

http://www.gacsri.org/