Greetings, I am over-joyed to make your acquaintance. My name is Felix. This is, however, not just a whimsical introduction thread. I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.
You see, there is this group of forums which I am already a very active member; debate.org. It is one of the most curious of forums you will ever see, a place where people from all walks of life come together to stick their cocks out and prove that they are smarter than everyone else. It isn't always like that though, there is a counter-culture which has long been emerging that seeks to disestablish the degree of seriousness that plagues the forums.
Here's where you come in. Periodically, the members hold a spoof presidential election. I was almost the victor of one of these very elections last year but my opponent decided to recruit a boat-load of new members to join the site and vote for him. It was at that point that my entire party(the Party Party) decided to switch our votes to a third party, who was already doing well, out of spite. That third party won the election and the Party Party considered it a victory for ourselves since it was just so damn hilarious. This time, the tables will be turned. I am not running in the election but Eris enlightened me to the brilliant idea of causing a bit of voter chaos this time as well.
This is what you must do:
1. Join the site. http://www.debate.org/
2. With your first post, declare yourself a candidate in the race.
3. When election day comes, vote in such a way as to cause a tie between all the original candidates.
4. ??????????
5. Profit
By the way, I look forward to becoming active here as well.
:dok:
I think I'd rather run against you as a dark horse candidate on the "Bile and Hate" ticket.
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 10:22:10 PM
:dok:
Felix, do you see the awful way they treat their Holy Men™ around here? It's a shame and a disgrace.
I am opposed to voting on the basis that it will only help strengthen the illusion that we, the public, have any say in your Infernal Website Death Machine Juggernaut and its barbarous policies.
Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
I am opposed to voting on the basis that it will only help strengthen the illusion that we, the public, have any say in your Infernal Website Death Machine Juggernaut and its barbarous policies.
THAT'LL EXPOSE THE ALIENATION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.
Also, this led me to believe that we were going to make another ME nation erupt into civil war. :banana:
But it's just some fake-ass election on some political-tard board. :sadbanana:
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
........ are you coming on to me?
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
........ are you coming on to me?
No. If I do, you'll
know it.
Also, calling poptard now.
TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
........ are you coming on to me?
No. If I do, you'll know it.
Also, calling poptard now.
TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
........ are you coming on to me?
No. If I do, you'll know it.
Also, calling poptard now.
TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:
He isn't even trying. It's like he doesn't care anymore. :cry:
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
Greetings, I am over-joyed to make your acquaintance. My name is Felix. This is, however, not just a whimsical introduction thread. I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.
You see, there is this group of forums which I am already a very active member; debate.org. It is one of the most curious of forums you will ever see, a place where people from all walks of life come together to stick their cocks out and prove that they are smarter than everyone else. It isn't always like that though, there is a counter-culture which has long been emerging that seeks to disestablish the degree of seriousness that plagues the forums.
Here's where you come in. Periodically, the members hold a spoof presidential election. I was almost the victor of one of these very elections last year but my opponent decided to recruit a boat-load of new members to join the site and vote for him. It was at that point that my entire party(the Party Party) decided to switch our votes to a third party, who was already doing well, out of spite. That third party won the election and the Party Party considered it a victory for ourselves since it was just so damn hilarious. This time, the tables will be turned. I am not running in the election but Eris enlightened me to the brilliant idea of causing a bit of voter chaos this time as well.
This is what you must do:
1. Join the site. http://www.debate.org/
2. With your first post, declare yourself a candidate in the race.
3. When election day comes, vote in such a way as to cause a tie between all the original candidates.
4. ??????????
5. Profit
By the way, I look forward to becoming active here as well.
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI! I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?
I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
........ are you coming on to me?
No. If I do, you'll know it.
Also, calling poptard now.
TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:
He isn't even trying. It's like he doesn't care anymore. :cry:
POPTARD IS BREAKING PD'S HEART. :cry:
Also, if it isn't a poptart, seems like the really real discordian type. :/
So, what do I win if I do this?
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
Tell me about it. I can't count the number of times I've been left hanging on a trolling run.
But I am a sucker, and I keep falling for it.
TGRR,
Slow learner.
Half the time we won't even personal army for our spouses or children.
Or our mothers. Especially not our mothers. The trolling bitches.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 10:51:24 PM
So, what do I win if I do this?
The same thing people get when they win office in student government.
Only without the "student" and "government" parts.
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
No, Nigel, don't you get it? We're supposed to be /b/ tards and ANONYMOUS, and bend to the will and whim of every jackman who comes along with a retarded cause, otherwise we're just a bunch of jackasses.
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Half the time we won't even personal army for our spouses or children.
Or our mothers. Especially not our mothers. The trolling bitches.
I have personally ditched my very own daughter on a troll.
They have to learn self-reliance.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
No, Nigel, don't you get it? We're supposed to be /b/ tards and ANONYMOUS, and bend to the will and whim of every jackman who comes along with a retarded cause, otherwise we're just a bunch of jackasses.
Sign me up!
-Jackass
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Half the time we won't even personal army for our spouses or children.
Or our mothers. Especially not our mothers. The trolling bitches.
I have personally ditched my very own daughter on a troll.
They have to learn self-reliance.
They really do! And also how to set you up for revenge.
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
No, Nigel, don't you get it? We're supposed to be /b/ tards and ANONYMOUS, and bend to the will and whim of every jackman who comes along with a retarded cause, otherwise we're just a bunch of jackasses.
Sign me up!
-Jackass
JACKASSES OF PD UNITE!
That is, if we feel like it.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:51:02 PM
POPTARD IS BREAKING PD'S HEART. :cry:
Also, if it isn't a poptart, seems like the really real discordian type. :/
Or it's some tard who looked up Discordia on wikipedia when he started canvassing this board as a means to CHEAT at a PRETEND ELECTION.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:54:30 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:51:02 PM
POPTARD IS BREAKING PD'S HEART. :cry:
Also, if it isn't a poptart, seems like the really real discordian type. :/
Or it's some tard who looked up Discordia on wikipedia when he started canvassing this board as a means to CHEAT at a PRETEND ELECTION.
:lulz:
A winner is YUO! :lulz:
'Course, we ought to let the guy get a word in edge wise. But otherwise, I would grade the OP "D - SEE ME AFTER CLASS."
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:54:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Rah rah
Hi total strangers!
personal army etc.
Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
No, Nigel, don't you get it? We're supposed to be /b/ tards and ANONYMOUS, and bend to the will and whim of every jackman who comes along with a retarded cause, otherwise we're just a bunch of jackasses.
Sign me up!
-Jackass
JACKASSES OF PD UNITE!
That is, if we feel like it.
:lulz:
On the off-chance that it isn't poptard, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
Here he thinks he's getting Robert Anton Wilson characters, and it turns out we're a bunch of horrible cunts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:03:06 PM
On the off-chance that it isn't poptard, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
Here he thinks he's getting Robert Anton Wilson characters, and it turns out we're a bunch of horrible cunts actual people horrible cunts.
You were right the first time; no need for fixing.
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:03:06 PM
On the off-chance that it isn't poptard, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
Here he thinks he's getting Robert Anton Wilson characters, and it turns out we're a bunch of horrible cunts actual people horrible cunts.
You were right the first time; no need for fixing.
That's all part of being a Holy Man™. We're right, even when we're totally fucking wrong (HAH! Take THAT, Nigel!).
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
wat
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
So soon? We were just getting to know you. :sad:
And no, I'm not doing shit, other than maybe getting banned for posting electric eel porn all over the place.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:06:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
wat
He's being all mystical and chaotic. Pay attention.
It's not Poptart.
And, really, 95% of the noobs who get accused of being Poptart are not, in fact, Poptart. Dude hasn't been back here in a couple months.
It's not that I give a shit if we drive off noobs who don't have enough sack to take being accused of things they aren't guilty of, I just wish we didn't mythologize such a boring and ultimately worthless troll.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 11:08:58 PM
It's not Poptart.
And, really, 95% of the noobs who get accused of being Poptart are not, in fact, Poptart. Dude hasn't been back here in a couple months.
It's not that I give a shit if we drive off noobs who don't have enough sack to take being accused of things they aren't guilty of, I just wish we didn't mythologize such a boring and ultimately worthless troll.
I was only trying to have a good time. :sad:
It's not easy, having a good time, as the man said.
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
My vision of the plan is to ignore you until you say something interesting.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:08:25 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:06:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
wat
He's being all mystical and chaotic. Pay attention.
My bad. Do I get an E for Effort?
Freeky,
Knows that nothing = nothing, not nothing = something.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 11:08:58 PM
It's not Poptart.
And, really, 95% of the noobs who get accused of being Poptart are not, in fact, Poptart. Dude hasn't been back here in a couple months.
It's not that I give a shit if we drive off noobs who don't have enough sack to take being accused of things they aren't guilty of, I just wish we didn't mythologize such a boring and ultimately worthless troll.
I was only trying to have a good time. :sad:
It's not easy, having a good time, as the man said.
Sorry, man, but Poptart is no AKK.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 11:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 11:08:58 PM
It's not Poptart.
And, really, 95% of the noobs who get accused of being Poptart are not, in fact, Poptart. Dude hasn't been back here in a couple months.
It's not that I give a shit if we drive off noobs who don't have enough sack to take being accused of things they aren't guilty of, I just wish we didn't mythologize such a boring and ultimately worthless troll.
I was only trying to have a good time. :sad:
It's not easy, having a good time, as the man said.
Sorry, man, but Poptart is no AKK.
Nobody is AKK, not even AKK. That was an inspired moment of brillance that could only come from a shithole like Saratoga Springs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:12:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:11:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:10:06 PM
My bad. Do I get an E for Effort?
Well, yes and no.
What do I get, then?
I was being all mystical and chaotic. And YOU didn't even NOTICE. :crankey:
:cry: I'm no good at this myffic stuff.
I declare myself the winner.
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
You don't have to take my plan but I know you will do something. You will be guided to your own vision of the plan. My vision was simply to post this version of it and ask that you go along with it, which you will and won't.
Gotta go.
:hosrie:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:06:05 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 11:03:06 PM
On the off-chance that it isn't poptard, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
Here he thinks he's getting Robert Anton Wilson characters, and it turns out we're a bunch of horrible cunts actual people horrible cunts.
You were right the first time; no need for fixing.
That's all part of being a Holy Man™. We're right, even when we're totally fucking wrong (HAH! Take THAT, Nigel!).
:eek:
I declare everyone True Winnars.
I'll be at the bar.
Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?
Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2011, 08:12:03 AM
Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?
Most of these guys have trolled so hard now the hapless masses
come to them to be pwned. They no longer have to seek out lulz. The lulz come to them.
You, for instance.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 08:13:32 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2011, 08:12:03 AM
Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?
Most of these guys have trolled so hard now the hapless masses come to them to be pwned. They no longer have to seek out lulz. The lulz come to them.
You, for instance.
Yes, like me. You see--a story so is sad, really-- no matter where I go, not a soul may trollith me. So I come here.
That's what she said.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 15, 2011, 03:43:49 PM
That's what she said.
Did you know that this is one of the few standard jokes variations of which occur in cultures all over the world and in history?
It's such a basic joke, they could even write an AI to make them:
Quotehttp://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/04/29/1536237/Using-AI-To-Identify-Innuendo
"Turning seemingly normal comments into sexual innuendo by adding the words 'That's what she said' is a cultural phenomenon. This has led some to wonder whether it is possible to determine when it is appropriate to add those magic four words to a sentence. As it turns out, identifying humor through software is hard. Two researchers at the University of Washington, however, were willing to give it their best shot. In a recently released paper entitled 'That's What She Said: Double Entendre Identification,' the researchers describe what they've found and introduce their new approach to the problem: 'Double Entendre via Noun Transfer' or DEviaNT for short."
It's good to know that someone is trying to make sure the human race gets a sufficiently lewd AI one day.
So, finally,
our computers can do something intelligent that Star Trek's computers can't:
Cpt. Jean-Luc Skywalker: "Computer! Earl Grey, hot."
Computer: "That's what SHE said!"
Unfortunately, it is still frowned upon in work culture. Something, something, sexual harassment, something.
Which is too bad because it has resulted in the premature death of so many jokes.
I hope to rectify this one day!
That's what she said.
You know that all this technology is moving us in a direct line toward sex robots.
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
You know that all this technology is moving us in a direct line toward sex robots.
YES WE CAN!!!
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 15, 2011, 03:43:49 PM
That's what she said.
Did you know that this is one of the few standard jokes variations of which occur in cultures all over the world and in history?
It's such a basic joke, they could even write an AI to make them:
Quotehttp://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/04/29/1536237/Using-AI-To-Identify-Innuendo
"Turning seemingly normal comments into sexual innuendo by adding the words 'That's what she said' is a cultural phenomenon. This has led some to wonder whether it is possible to determine when it is appropriate to add those magic four words to a sentence. As it turns out, identifying humor through software is hard. Two researchers at the University of Washington, however, were willing to give it their best shot. In a recently released paper entitled 'That's What She Said: Double Entendre Identification,' the researchers describe what they've found and introduce their new approach to the problem: 'Double Entendre via Noun Transfer' or DEviaNT for short."
It's good to know that someone is trying to make sure the human race gets a sufficiently lewd AI one day.
So, finally, our computers can do something intelligent that Star Trek's computers can't:
Cpt. Jean-Luc Skywalker: "Computer! Earl Grey, hot."
Computer: "That's what SHE said!"
That is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2011, 08:12:03 AM
Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?
Don't know you from Adam, boy. Perhaps introducing yourself and "let's go rig a fake election" should have been in different posts. Just saying.