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ATTENTION REPRESENTATIVES OF ERIS!

Started by Felix, May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM

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Felix

May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
Greetings, I am over-joyed to make your acquaintance. My name is Felix. This is, however, not just a whimsical introduction thread. I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.

You see, there is this group of forums which I am already a very active member; debate.org. It is one of the most curious  of forums you will ever see, a place where people from all walks of life come together to stick their cocks out and prove that they are smarter than everyone else. It isn't always like that though, there is a counter-culture which has long been emerging that seeks to disestablish the degree of seriousness that plagues the forums.

Here's where you come in. Periodically, the members hold a spoof presidential election. I was almost the victor of one of these very elections last year but my opponent decided to recruit a boat-load of new members to join the site and vote for him. It was at that point that my entire party(the Party Party) decided to switch our votes to a third party, who was already doing well, out of spite. That third party won the election and the Party Party considered it a victory for ourselves since it was just so damn hilarious. This time, the tables will be turned. I am not running in the election but Eris enlightened me to the brilliant idea of causing a bit of voter chaos this time as well.
This is what you must do:
1. Join the site. http://www.debate.org/
2. With your first post, declare yourself a candidate in the race.
3. When election day comes, vote in such a way as to cause a tie between all the original candidates.
4. ??????????
5. Profit

By the way, I look forward to becoming active here as well.
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

Suu

#1
May 13, 2011, 10:22:10 PM
 :dok:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
May 13, 2011, 10:22:43 PM
I think I'd rather run against you as a dark horse candidate on the "Bile and Hate" ticket.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 13, 2011, 10:23:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 10:22:10 PM
:dok:

Felix, do you see the awful way they treat their Holy Men™ around here?  It's a shame and a disgrace.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#4
May 13, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
I am opposed to voting on the basis that it will only help strengthen the illusion that we, the public, have any say in your Infernal Website Death Machine Juggernaut and its barbarous policies.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
May 13, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
I am opposed to voting on the basis that it will only help strengthen the illusion that we, the public, have any say in your Infernal Website Death Machine Juggernaut and its barbarous policies.

THAT'LL EXPOSE THE ALIENATION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 13, 2011, 10:29:15 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.

Also, this led me to believe that we were going to make another ME nation erupt into civil war. :banana:

But it's just some fake-ass election on some political-tard board.  :sadbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Felix

#8
May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.

........ are you coming on to me?
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.

........ are you coming on to me?

No.  If I do, you'll know it.

Also, calling poptard now.

TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#10
May 13, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.

........ are you coming on to me?

No.  If I do, you'll know it.

Also, calling poptard now.

TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
May 13, 2011, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.

........ are you coming on to me?

No.  If I do, you'll know it.

Also, calling poptard now.

TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:

He isn't even trying.  It's like he doesn't care anymore.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
May 13, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
Greetings, I am over-joyed to make your acquaintance. My name is Felix. This is, however, not just a whimsical introduction thread. I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.

You see, there is this group of forums which I am already a very active member; debate.org. It is one of the most curious  of forums you will ever see, a place where people from all walks of life come together to stick their cocks out and prove that they are smarter than everyone else. It isn't always like that though, there is a counter-culture which has long been emerging that seeks to disestablish the degree of seriousness that plagues the forums.

Here's where you come in. Periodically, the members hold a spoof presidential election. I was almost the victor of one of these very elections last year but my opponent decided to recruit a boat-load of new members to join the site and vote for him. It was at that point that my entire party(the Party Party) decided to switch our votes to a third party, who was already doing well, out of spite. That third party won the election and the Party Party considered it a victory for ourselves since it was just so damn hilarious. This time, the tables will be turned. I am not running in the election but Eris enlightened me to the brilliant idea of causing a bit of voter chaos this time as well.
This is what you must do:
1. Join the site. http://www.debate.org/
2. With your first post, declare yourself a candidate in the race.
3. When election day comes, vote in such a way as to cause a tie between all the original candidates.
4. ??????????
5. Profit

By the way, I look forward to becoming active here as well.

Rah rah

Hi total strangers!

personal army etc.

Dude, we don't even "personal army" for our friends here we've known for years.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#13
May 13, 2011, 10:51:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 13, 2011, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
HI!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ALL COME OVER AND STUFF BALLOT BOXES IN OUR MAKE-BELIEVE ELECTION?

I WON'T HANG AROUND FOR AN ANSWER, I WILL JUST WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO SHOW UP SO THAT I CAN WIN THE INTERNET.

........ are you coming on to me?

No.  If I do, you'll know it.

Also, calling poptard now.

TGRR,
Calling it early to beat the rush.
:lulz:

He isn't even trying.  It's like he doesn't care anymore.   :cry:

POPTARD IS BREAKING PD'S HEART. :cry:  

Also, if it isn't a poptart, seems like the really real discordian type. :/

East Coast Hustle

#14
May 13, 2011, 10:51:24 PM
So, what do I win if I do this?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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