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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:11:16 AM

Title: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:11:16 AM
You're an awesome writer. You have great ideas and your prose executes those ideas with such eloquence that you make people cry . . . or vomit.

You may not make a living getting your shit out there, but at least you'll spread the HorrorMirth, and that counts for something too, right? RIGHT!

Clearly it's time to go to the next step:

http://www.duotrope.com/

http://www.forwriters.com/markets.html

//  ETA:

http://www.pw.org/

//

To be added to when I find the rest of my god damn bookmarks or someone posts a comment with cool info.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:16:22 AM
I published MSY1 through Kablam, and if there's ever an MSY2, I'll probably do the same thing.  If I can ever get arsed to gather some of my text shit together, I'll probably just use Lulu.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
If I were hunting for an agent, I would check out the people representing authors I want to write like and hit them up with a query. If nothing else they might have a suggestion. There's also Poets & Writers magazine (and the website, pw.org) which has all sorts of information. Oh yeah, I forgot that one.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:16:22 AM
I published MSY1 through Kablam, and if there's ever an MSY2, I'll probably do the same thing.  If I can ever get arsed to gather some of my text shit together, I'll probably just use Lulu.

Is there any way to get a copy of MSY1, still?
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:19:15 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:16:22 AM
I published MSY1 through Kablam, and if there's ever an MSY2, I'll probably do the same thing.  If I can ever get arsed to gather some of my text shit together, I'll probably just use Lulu.

Is there any way to get a copy of MSY1, still?

Yeah, send me $7.50 + $2.00 S&H, and you can own your very own copy.  I have 15 copies left out of the original 100, I think.  I know I have at least 12.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Adios on May 15, 2011, 06:19:45 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
If I were hunting for an agent, I would check out the people representing authors I want to write like and hit them up with a query. If nothing else they might have a suggestion. There's also Poets & Writers magazine (and the website, pw.org) which has all sorts of information. Oh yeah, I forgot that one.

Trust me, it isn't that easy. Most will not accept open submissions. You need a reputable agent to accept you first.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:32:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 15, 2011, 06:19:45 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
If I were hunting for an agent, I would check out the people representing authors I want to write like and hit them up with a query. If nothing else they might have a suggestion. There's also Poets & Writers magazine (and the website, pw.org) which has all sorts of information. Oh yeah, I forgot that one.

Trust me, it isn't that easy. Most will not accept open submissions. You need a reputable agent to accept you first.

Ah, I wasn't talking submissions, I was talking query letter, asking them where they stood in their slush-pile-wading, etc. Although I think these days most agents have websites for that sort of thing. I know Jennifer Jackson does, she also has an LJ, etc.

But you're right, Charley. It ain't easy.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:19:15 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:16:22 AM
I published MSY1 through Kablam, and if there's ever an MSY2, I'll probably do the same thing.  If I can ever get arsed to gather some of my text shit together, I'll probably just use Lulu.

Is there any way to get a copy of MSY1, still?

Yeah, send me $7.50 + $2.00 S&H, and you can own your very own copy.  I have 15 copies left out of the original 100, I think.  I know I have at least 12.

O RLY? Where do I send it to?
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
I'm gonna have to look into this when 30 Days of Eris reaches critical mass.

Incidentally, many props and much respect to Roger for his advice on that yesterday.  Good thoughts.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
I'm gonna have to look into this when 30 Days of Eris reaches critical mass.

Incidentally, many props and much respect to Roger for his advice on that yesterday.  Good thoughts.

Nurse Enabler was up all night reading it.   :lulz:

She gives it five stars and an insomnia.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: President Television on May 16, 2011, 03:15:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

AMBIEN! AWAY!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that.  :lol:

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 16, 2011, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that.  :lol:

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.

In other words even Hugh could get published???  :x
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!  :horrormirth:  The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that.  :lol:

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.

Proof:  Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

:horrormirth:

Wasn't it AMAZING?  :lol:

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Proof:  Sarah Palin.

Oh, yeah.  How do you hire a ghost-writer and STILL not write one complete sentence on the first fucking page?

:lol:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Proof:  Sarah Palin.

Oh, yeah.  How do you hire a ghost-writer and STILL not write one complete sentence on the first fucking page?

:lol:

At a guess, hire based on associations, rather than talent.

http://gawker.com/5371146/sarah-palins-ghostwriter-pals-around-with-racists-and-wackos
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

:horrormirth:

Wasn't it AMAZING?  :lol:

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

:lulz:

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

:horrormirth:

Wasn't it AMAZING?  :lol:

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

:lulz:

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.

Death horses, war unicorns, dragons of every color (including purple) . . . Well at least the dedication was nice. :P
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 16, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 15, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

:horrormirth:

Wasn't it AMAZING?  :lol:

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

:lulz:

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.

Death horses, war unicorns, dragons of every color (including purple) . . . Well at least the dedication was nice. :P

You guys just have no appreciation for art.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.

Read this, and you'll never read again!
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Read this, and you'll never read again!

Fuck that noise, then.

Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Freeky on May 16, 2011, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.

And Rebecca Black.
Title: Re: Get Your Bitch Ass Published!
Post by: Freeky on May 16, 2011, 11:09:04 PM
My next campaign will have a part called "The Night Strengths the Necromancers". True story.