My great uncle died yesterday. Apparently he was walking around the house when he slipped on a couple of coin rolls that were on the floor.
I guess he was right when he said he was going to be nickel and dimed to death.
:lulz:
:argh!:
If he was alive, I'd give him my 2 cents.
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!
Oh, great. Just drop a dime on The Smiler, why don't you?
NO QUARTER!
Um, I got nothing.
:lulz:
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins. He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins. He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.
One of my aunts did the same. And every time she read a sad story she'd cover her face and cry until her hands pruned up.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins. He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.
Of course, this meant frequent trips to the bathroom....to keep up with currant events.
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
In any event, I'm sure it was an electrifying experience.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
I don't know Watt was going through her head.
Or why she was wearing the family Joules.
(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
I don't know Watt was going through her head.
Or why she was wearing the family Joules.
(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)
Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on June 06, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
I don't know Watt was going through her head.
Or why she was wearing the family Joules.
(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)
Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.
Yes, when it came to taking care of finances she was a rather bad conductor.
This thread is revolting.
Frankly, I'm shocked that it took this long to find an alternate current.
:argh!: YUO FUCKERS! :argh!:
there's no point in resistance, squid.
our capacity for puns is strangely magnetic, and you will soon be induced to join in...
THIS ISN'T FUNNY MY DAD DIED THESE WAYS
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM WAYS YOUR DIED DIED.
OH YEAH, MY AUNT DI DIED IN A DIE AFTER GETTING A DYE!
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 07, 2011, 04:11:37 PM
OH YEAH, MY AUNT DI DIED IN A DIE AFTER GETTING A DYE!
WAS SHE IN A CAST?
No, she was a stagehand.