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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 06:34:46 PM

Title: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
My great uncle died yesterday.  Apparently he was walking around the house when he slipped on a couple of coin rolls that were on the floor. 

I guess he was right when he said he was going to be nickel and dimed to death. 
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 06:36:03 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Suu on June 06, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
 :argh!:

If he was alive, I'd give him my 2 cents.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!

Oh, great.  Just drop a dime on The Smiler, why don't you?
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
NO QUARTER!
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
Um, I got nothing.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.  
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 06, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.  

One of my aunts did the same. And every time she read a sad story she'd cover her face and cry until her hands pruned up.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events. 

Of course, this meant frequent trips to the bathroom....to keep up with currant events. 
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 06, 2011, 07:25:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

In any event, I'm sure it was an electrifying experience.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)

Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 06, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)



Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 06, 2011, 08:34:51 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on June 06, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)



Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.

Yes, when it came to taking care of finances she was a rather bad conductor. 
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 06, 2011, 11:17:10 PM
This thread is revolting.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Phox on June 06, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
Frankly, I'm shocked that it took this long to find an alternate current.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 07, 2011, 09:30:05 AM
 :argh!: YUO FUCKERS!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 07, 2011, 03:16:40 PM
there's no point in resistance, squid.
our capacity for puns is strangely magnetic, and you will soon be induced to join in...
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Slyph on June 07, 2011, 03:19:34 PM
THIS ISN'T FUNNY MY DAD DIED THESE WAYS
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Suu on June 07, 2011, 03:35:16 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM WAYS YOUR DIED DIED.
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 07, 2011, 04:11:37 PM
OH YEAH, MY AUNT DI DIED IN A DIE AFTER GETTING A DYE!
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: Suu on June 07, 2011, 06:29:04 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 07, 2011, 04:11:37 PM
OH YEAH, MY AUNT DI DIED IN A DIE AFTER GETTING A DYE!

WAS SHE IN A CAST?
Title: Re: Sad news
Post by: AFK on June 07, 2011, 06:39:32 PM
No, she was a stagehand.