I AM TRYING TO SHIT ON YOU AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY BUT YOUR MATERIAL IS KIND OF UNMEMORABLE
WORK HARDER
I DON'T HAVE MUCH SPARE TIME FOR THIS SO I PRETTY MUCH ONLY SKIM FOR KEYWORDS. TRY TO BE CONCISE.
Trix, you really should feel privileged. Nigel is a very, very busy Dark Empress, and given that she's taken a bit of her very precious spare time to shit on you, I think you should show a little gratitude.
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking
platter.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
It's because I'm such a terrible person. :sad:
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
It's because I'm such a terrible person. :sad:
This is why we can't have nice things.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
It's because I'm such a terrible person. :sad:
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:24:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
It's because I'm such a terrible person. :sad:
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.
Well, that explains all the missing hobos.
I was beginning to think the pipe guy was loose again.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:24:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
Kids these days got no appreciation. :(
RITE?
I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.
It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.
Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.
I hope you're happy. It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.
It's because I'm such a terrible person. :sad:
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.
Well, that explains all the missing hobos.
I was beginning to think the pipe guy was loose again.
A girl's gotta eat.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:32:40 PM
A girl's gotta eat.
"An army travels on its stomach. Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel
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Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:38:32 PM
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Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 09:32:40 PM
A girl's gotta eat.
"An army travels on its stomach. Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel
:lulz:
"Anyway, those guys are still in the army. Technically."
- Dark Empress Nigel, again.
WELL, THEY ARE. :crankey:
This thread needs more hippy. I volunteer!
-Ahem- Armies rape what they cannibalize first! Down with militant Empresses! Rah rah rah!
I heard that hippies are worse for the environment than Exxon.
I hear patchouli fumes cause neck cancer.
I heard vegans cause sudden infant death syndrome.
Godis! I'm really disappointed with these insults. At least hippies put out easy. I expected to feel like I'd been grudgefucked and left in a dumpster with not-quite-enough cab fare.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 01:00:37 AM
Godis! I'm really disappointed with these insults. At least hippies put out easy. I expected to feel like I'd been grudgefucked and left in a dumpster with not-quite-enough cab fare.
Moniker malfunction, Trix?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 01:00:37 AM
Godis! I'm really disappointed with these insults. At least hippies put out easy. I expected to feel like I'd been grudgefucked and left in a dumpster with not-quite-enough cab fare.
You apparently aren't worth them bringing out their A-games.
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
Noticed he responded to the insult when he hadn't been insulted, some of the rest of us don't have the SCIENCE
TM to see the home city, though.
Quote from: Luna on June 28, 2011, 02:48:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
Noticed he responded to the insult when he hadn't been insulted, some of the rest of us don't have the SCIENCETM to see the home city, though.
Right on Wiz's profile. And Trix has mentioned Milwaukee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:49:31 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 28, 2011, 02:48:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
Noticed he responded to the insult when he hadn't been insulted, some of the rest of us don't have the SCIENCETM to see the home city, though.
Right on Wiz's profile. And Trix has mentioned Milwaukee.
Ah, honestly, neither one of them was interesting enough for me to pay that much attention.
I'm willing to give him them the benefit of the doubt for now.
I mean, at least ONE of his accounts isn't retarded.
I am not The Wizard Joseph, or poptard, or any of the other shit you guys keep trying so hard to link me to. I am trix.
And Nigel, I'll get around to responding to you eventually, don't worry sweetheart. I might even have something special for you.
- trix
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
I was having trouble telling them apart, especially in the Wisconsin thread.
Joseph, trix, whoever, we're not really into grudge fucking strangers unless they really piss us off. We save that honor for each other, or for really good trolls, and you are neither, so stop your lame ass whining and TRY MOAR HARDER IDIOT.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 07:22:33 AM
Joseph, trix, whoever, we're not really into grudge fucking strangers unless they really piss us off. We save that honor for each other, or for really good trolls, and you are neither, so stop your lame ass whining and TRY MOAR HARDER IDIOT.
(emphasis mine)
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge. You know, the one you are posting in. So apparently I've tried hard enough, without even trying. I plan to respond to her proper tomorrow, but I figured I could drop in and point out the obvious to you, since you seem to have missed it.
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 07:22:33 AM
Joseph, trix, whoever, we're not really into grudge fucking strangers unless they really piss us off. We save that honor for each other, or for really good trolls, and you are neither, so stop your lame ass whining and TRY MOAR HARDER IDIOT.
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Try moar harder.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 07:39:48 AM
Try moar harder.
Nah,it's when they try too hard that they start to get really snoozeworthy.
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 28, 2011, 05:46:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Anyone else notice that "Trix" answered with "The Wizard Joseph"'s moniker, the way "Trix" would talk, when "The Wizard Joseph" wasn't even being addressed?
And they're both from the same city, and they joined within 11 days of each other.
I was having trouble telling them apart, especially in the Wisconsin thread.
For all intents and purposes they are exactly the same, boring, cookie-cutter thing.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 28, 2011, 04:33:33 AM
I'm willing to give him them the benefit of the doubt for now.
I mean, at least ONE of his accounts isn't retarded.
Oh, I don't plan to DO anything. If I did, I'd have PM'd you instead of posting here.
But nothing will now convince me that they aren't the same guy.
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Jesus. Now he's fucking with Freeky.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:24:32 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Jesus. Now he's fucking with Freeky.
That's because he's a coward and thinks she's an easier target.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:27:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:24:32 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Jesus. Now he's fucking with Freeky.
That's because he's a coward and thinks she's an easier target.
That's like happy-slapping Mother Theresa.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:27:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:24:32 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Jesus. Now he's fucking with Freeky.
That's because he's a coward and thinks she's an easier target.
That's like happy-slapping Mother Theresa.
No shit. But that's what his sort do.
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
I'm just trying to give you the PD.com experience you asked for. :cry:
All I'm asking from you is a little cooperation, to make my job easier.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
I'm just trying to give you the PD.com experience you asked for. :cry:
All I'm asking from you is a little cooperation, to make my job easier.
None of the other noobs get a thread. He should be
grateful.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:42:56 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
I'm just trying to give you the PD.com experience you asked for. :cry:
All I'm asking from you is a little cooperation, to make my job easier.
None of the other noobs get a thread. He should be grateful.
I didn't feel like the other noob needed his own thread since they're the same person.
Why is it too much to ask that just once the fucking n00bs do something original or interesting?
I mean it's all gotten to the point of <insert name here> for every one of them.
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus.... on June 28, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
Why is it too much to ask that just once the fucking n00bs do something original or interesting?
I mean it's all gotten to the point of <insert name here> for every one of them.
It seems to go in waves... we'll get several excellent people in a row, and then months of virtually indistinguishable sheeple who all have the same "outlandish" or "edgy" shtick. I actually think it may have a lot to do with whatever threads are getting the most discussion... they're coming up in certain searches, I'm guessing. So maybe "Reefer Madness" is responsible for this latest wave of clones.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:32:33 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:24:32 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon, just to jump on the bandwagon, is lame by the way. Originality might suit you, you should try it. Or you can keep being Nigel's cheerleader, whatever you find more entertaining I suppose. I assume that (and a love for discordia) is why we are all here.
Jesus. Now he's fucking with Freeky.
That's because he's a coward and thinks she's an easier target.
That's like happy-slapping Mother Theresa.
No shit. But that's what his sort do.
Meh, I'm just going to either ignore it or do stuff that makes me giggle. Whichever my mood tells me to.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch! I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES! That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred! Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros. I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.
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Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch! I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES! That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred! Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros. I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.
:crybaby:
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Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch! I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES! That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred! Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros. I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3786/crybabyh.gif) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/691/crybabyh.gif/)
fix't.
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
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Do you understand the word "harder"? Because I see you trying, but if anything it's weaker.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:40:55 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
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Do you understand the word "harder"? Because I see you trying, but if anything it's weaker.
:winner:
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
Oh, dear. :lulz:
From "noob" to utter shitball in one post. That's fucking amazing.
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 08:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. :wink:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 08:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Ah, sounds like he was trying to step up his trolling heat, but went in a really dumb direction.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
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Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch! I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES! That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred! Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros. I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.
:lulz: That's the spirit!
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you
are from Wisconsin, after all.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 08:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.
You have to be careful with these cheeseheads. Let them stomp on your cigarettes, and next thing you know, they're beating the mortal shit out of your stash.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 28, 2011, 09:02:28 PM
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.
That wasn't a reference, IT WAS A PROMISE!!!
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
:lol:
Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON! BETTER MAKE WAY!
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto.
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Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto.
Truth. St Louis is worse than the worst parts of Chicago.
Tucson has no "ghetto". We have horrible, instead. Mile after mile after mile of horrible.
Also, Nigel should change her name to DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND, so people can see her coming.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
:lol:
Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON! BETTER MAKE WAY!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 09:15:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus.... on June 28, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto.
Truth. St Louis is worse than the worst parts of Chicago.
Tucson has no "ghetto". We have horrible, instead. Mile after mile after mile of horrible.
Mmmm... hot, steaming horrible...
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus.... on June 28, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. :wink:
You underestimate yourself. You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah. (No meat, y'see...)
I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. :wink:
You underestimate yourself. You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah. (No meat, y'see...)
I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.
Oh you misunderstand, I was going to use him to train mini me on how to properly break in an idiot.
Quote from: Khara on Hiatus.... on June 28, 2011, 10:40:21 PM
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. :wink:
You underestimate yourself. You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah. (No meat, y'see...)
I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.
Oh you misunderstand, I was going to use him to train mini me on how to properly break in an idiot.
Mini me likely has a shorter attention span/tolerance for boring douchebags than you do, so... Allowing for time for spoken instructions, give it a half hour before ONE of you snaps and ends it.
Quote from: Luna on June 28, 2011, 10:35:38 PM
You underestimate yourself. You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah. (No meat, y'see...)
I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.
The Meathammah is a relic that isn't used lightly, and may refuse to be used by the unworthy.
Not that Khara is unworthy, it's just an asshole.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:26:05 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 01:00:37 AM
Godis! I'm really disappointed with these insults. At least hippies put out easy. I expected to feel like I'd been grudgefucked and left in a dumpster with not-quite-enough cab fare.
Moniker malfunction, Trix?
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest. The face in the photo does look familiar tho and you mentioned a close prox so I'll ask around.
I actually don't think they're the same person. It would be too difficult for trix to sound that reasonable and not-totally-convinced of his own superiority.
Also, Wisconsin seems to turn out almost as many discordians as New England, Scotland, and the PNW do.
Having read the posts now I just gotta :lulz:
That is the Spirit!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.
You had? Why?
In any case, I shall now attempt to live up to your standards. I hate to have someone feel let down.
You are now my personal project.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.
You had? Why?
C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now? :lulz:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.
You had? Why?
C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now? :lulz:
Word of what? We are men of SCIENCE here.
Perhaps we have been slandered by our rivals.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:23:21 AM
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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 28, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.
You had? Why?
C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now? :lulz:
Word of what? We are men of SCIENCE here.
Perhaps we have been slandered by our rivals.
Indeed! At every turn of phrase. Perhaps you are aware that the masses know practically nothing (on average) of your discoveries in Chao-anatomy. This has been turned against you by lesser, nutless investigators. They are little men who have marginalized you and would dispense with the sacred pursuit of Truth(Ishness). It is THEY that have have sent you mocking, nonsensical @pplebots spouting pineal garbage(blame the fluoride)! It is THEIR false psychologies that have twisted mortal souls into the infectious predators that haunt you! It is THAT outdated machine based upon faulty precepts that you are forced to service(it's not that bad sometimes) for it's deathly offerings!!
It is YOU Doktor that must show them that the house of cards is upon a faultline. They know not what the do.
Quote
ME:
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.
You had? Why?
In any case, I shall now attempt to live up to your standards. I hate to have someone feel let down.
You are now my personal project.
I'm flattered. 8) I'll happily sell you a kit if you'd like to blow some smoke up my ass. I understand if you want to conserve funding by building your own tho.
Contents
1. 1 3' length garden hose
2. 2 packs of cigarettes (1 menthol 1 non)
3. 1 grill lighter
4. 1000 mg Oxycodone (mostly for bronchial dilation...)
5. Optional valve kit for blowback prevention on hose. ( $500 extra but absolutely guaranteed by the manufacturer)
(guarantee prohibited if voided)
I'll be back later. got biz to tend to!
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Quote from: trix on June 28, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge.
Apparently you have no idea where you are. :lulz:
Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. :lulz:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch! I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES! That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred! Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros. I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.
I didn't know that regurgitated cum bubbles were able to have temper tantrums.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 28, 2011, 09:17:34 PM
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
:lol:
Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON! BETTER MAKE WAY!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
WHAT, YOU THINK WE AINT GHETTO BRED GANGSTAS UP IN HURR!? I DUN WARNED YOU BITCH YOU FUCK WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE RED CAPE!!1!
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-o6g9kv86U
Note, this is my first attempt at making a video, evar. So yes, I'm aware that it sucks horribly. Thanks.
It also took a hell of a lot longer then I thought it would.
:lulz: I'm really quite flattered.
Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:41:52 AM
:lulz: I'm really quite flattered.
Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw
Well you started me my very own thread here, I had to do
something special.
Oh and as for your video... uhhh, whoa.
:spittake:
Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 08:52:06 PM
I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt. :lulz:
Something about women not being submissive enough.
I'm not sure if he was joking. I hope he was.
Really? The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?
It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.
I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.
That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!
:lol:
Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON! BETTER MAKE WAY!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
WHAT, YOU THINK WE AINT GHETTO BRED GANGSTAS UP IN HURR!? I DUN WARNED YOU BITCH YOU FUCK WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE RED CAPE!!1!
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-o6g9kv86U
Note, this is my first attempt at making a video, evar. So yes, I'm aware that it sucks horribly. Thanks.
It also took a hell of a lot longer then I thought it would.
You know what? I take it back. That was unexpectedly funny, even when taking into account the
Office Space homage.
trix is all right with me. Still and asshole, but all right.
He's shaping up better than I thought he would.
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 07:40:36 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 29, 2011, 06:41:52 AM
:lulz: I'm really quite flattered.
Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw
Well you started me my very own thread here, I had to do something special.
Oh and as for your video... uhhh, whoa.
:spittake:
Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.
All's fair in love and war. :)
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 07:40:36 AM
Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.
Just think of Little Billy. :cry:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 29, 2011, 01:21:25 PMYou know what? I take it back. That was unexpectedly funny, even when taking into account the Office Space homage.
trix is all right with me. Still and asshole, but all right.
It would have been better if the pack wasn't empty. I was expecting to see broken cigarettes and bits of tobacco in the closeup at the end, but it was just a mangled empty box.
Still funny, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 07:40:36 AM
Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.
Just think of Little Billy. :cry:
I can't, the shuddering convulsions frighten my coworkers, and the crying disturbs the folks next door in the Town Hall.
You all have bad wiring in your heads.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 08:33:53 PM
You all have bad wiring in your heads.
I can't help it. I've been fucked up and paranoid since Chuck Cunningham vanished.
He went up the stairs, but never came down again!!! :x
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 29, 2011, 02:58:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 29, 2011, 01:21:25 PMYou know what? I take it back. That was unexpectedly funny, even when taking into account the Office Space homage.
trix is all right with me. Still and asshole, but all right.
It would have been better if the pack wasn't empty. I was expecting to see broken cigarettes and bits of tobacco in the closeup at the end, but it was just a mangled empty box.
Still funny, though.
I considered the same thing when filming. However, I spent all my money paying those guys in the video to be my friend long enough to make this, and had none left to waste on perfectly good cigarettes.
Interestingly, I smoke Newports, and the original plan was to use an empty pack of mine. However, my token black friend informed me that a bunch of white guys beating the crap out of a pack of Newports might be seen as racist. After scratching my head at that wtf moment, we went and raided some hillbilly's trash looking for the Marlboro's.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 29, 2011, 09:22:10 PM
He went up the stairs, but never came down again!!! :x
I thought he left for basketball pratice? That is all I can remember him doing before he just
wasn't anymore.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:08:56 PM
He's shaping up better than I thought he would.
You think so... until the big reveal... that underneath this awesome exterior I'm really POPTARD ALL ALONG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....just kidding!
Really, it was a joke!
Put down the pitchforks!
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 09:33:46 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on June 29, 2011, 02:58:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 29, 2011, 01:21:25 PMYou know what? I take it back. That was unexpectedly funny, even when taking into account the Office Space homage.
trix is all right with me. Still and asshole, but all right.
It would have been better if the pack wasn't empty. I was expecting to see broken cigarettes and bits of tobacco in the closeup at the end, but it was just a mangled empty box.
Still funny, though.
I considered the same thing when filming. However, I spent all my money paying those guys in the video to be my friend long enough to make this, and had none left to waste on perfectly good cigarettes.
Interestingly, I smoke Newports, and the original plan was to use an empty pack of mine. However, my token black friend informed me that a bunch of white guys beating the crap out of a pack of Newports might be seen as racist. After scratching my head at that wtf moment, we went and raided some hillbilly's trash looking for the Marlboro's.
Good call.
Not really. "Good call" went out the window at the part where he smokes Newports.
Did you know they make non-menthol Newports now? Newport Reds? WTF? Was there a demand for that?
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:24:05 AM
Not really. "Good call" went out the window at the part where he smokes Newports.
:lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:24:05 AM
Did you know they make non-menthol Newports now? Newport Reds? WTF? Was there a demand for that?
Someone at my school had those. I tried them, they taste rather bland to me. If I was to smoke non menthol, it'd be Marlboro reds.
But I love Newports, it's like being punched in the chest by a menthol fist with every drag! Other brands just don't feel as manly.
I smoke American Spirits. The black pack, with the heavy Perique blend. You gotta roll the filter on Spirits to loosen it up or it's like trying to smoke a milkshake, but damn those things are rugged. They take about 15 minutes to smoke.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:39:59 AM
I smoke American Spirits. The black pack, with the heavy Perique blend. You gotta roll the filter on Spirits to loosen it up or it's like trying to smoke a milkshake, but damn those things are rugged. They take about 15 minutes to smoke.
Is that what you're smoking in your avatar pic?
Nah, that's a Black & Mild. I smoke one for luck every time the ship leaves or returns to port.
And by "for luck" I mean "for the purpose of annoying the scientists when the smoke blows into the wetlab so I can figure out which one is going to be the uptight jerkoff that needs some petasol added to their breakfast".
Smoking American Spirits period takes forever. No such thing as a "quick smoke" with those...even with the much milder organge packs.
I like them for that reason; I feel like I'm getting something out of it.
They certainly give you more bang for your buck!
Though I still haven't figured out the meaning of the color choices. I can google it I suppose--and it's probably written on the packs themselves.
Ah, yeah, just saw what they all mean. Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 06:56:27 PM
Ah, yeah, just saw what they all mean. Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.
I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 07:01:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 06:56:27 PM
Ah, yeah, just saw what they all mean. Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.
I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.
Dude. You don't play with fire much, do ya?
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 07:15:24 PM
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Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 06:56:27 PM
Ah, yeah, just saw what they all mean. Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.
I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.
Dude. You don't play with fire much, do ya?
I have over 200 scars on my body. (true story)
So to answer your question, yes, yes I do.
Newbies here go through trial by fire, much the way people who wanted to join Tyler Durden's army had to stand on the porch and be abused with no encouragement before being accepted. The difference, is that I handed out cans of gasoline and matches with my first couple of posts, just to ensure I got the full treatment.
And anyway my post wasn't sarcastic, all of those things really are on my to-do list. The whole time I was watching Nigel's youtube link I was thinking to myself, I'd love to give this woman my cock. I think it's her voice, the way she enunciates words was fuckin sexy.
Ooook. :lulz:
I know you've already been forewarned.
As far as wooing seduction goes, I think "I'd love to give her my cock" scores negative numbers.
Just in case, you know, you weren't simply being a total douchebag.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 07:43:09 PM
As far as wooing seduction goes, I think "I'd love to give her my cock" scores negative numbers.
Just in case, you know, you weren't simply being a total douchebag.
I'll probably never get the chance to meet her IRL so I wasn't really trying to woo, but "I'd love to give you my cock" has worked for me pretty well before. Probably because I'm in Wisconsin, and most of the women around here have known me long enough to
put up with appreciate my directness. True is true, some people appreciate it when you don't encase your thoughts in a pile of fluffy bullshit so it sounds better. It's kind of like when someone says "Are you talking to yourself!?" and the person replies "No, I'm just thinking out loud." Same fucking thing, but the second sounds better.
Also, I prefer being straight up, makes for a good litmus test to see if they're the type to want me to spin bull all the time to make them feel better.
:spittake:
That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life. :lulz:
I must say, I'm surprisingly flattered to have access to my girlparts ranked in there with masturbating in church on the eschelon of forbidden/sacrilegious behaviors...
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:07:47 PM
:spittake:
That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life. :lulz:
Why? Roger had the last n00b with a hardon for him, it's you turn...
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:07:47 PM
:spittake:
That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life. :lulz:
Sweet! I still have the element of surprise, muahaha!
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:10:53 PM
I must say, I'm surprisingly flattered to have access to my girlparts ranked in there with masturbating in church on the eschelon of forbidden/sacrilegious behaviors...
Ah the list isn't really in order of priority, if it was, you'd be right up at the top baby!
I just hope you'd use that "reading poetry" style of speaking you used in your video to talk dirty to me. In all seriousness, that was
sexy.
Except for the content of the story that is... not really the kind of dirty I'm into.
I haven't done a reading of Stanley the Retarded Hunchback yet... that one's a little racier, you might find it hot.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:20:34 PM
I haven't done a reading of Stanley the Retarded Hunchback yet... that one's a little racier, you might find it hot.
:lulz:
DO IT.
Of course, when Nigel's wife hears of this, she may rip off his head and shit down his neck.
Or laugh.
Whichever.
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 08:23:17 PM
Of course, when Nigel's wife hears of this, she may rip off his head and shit down his neck.
Or laugh.
Whichever.
MARRIED!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I be too late. :x
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:20:34 PM
I haven't done a reading of Stanley the Retarded Hunchback yet... that one's a little racier, you might find it hot.
:lulz:
DO IT.
I THINK I WILL. :fap:
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
This is gonna get old quick.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 10:17:41 PM
This is gonna get old quick.
Only if I keep it up, and I'm about out of steam already.
:rbtg:
Rabbit unrelated. But funny as hell.
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
Oh no you dint. :|
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
Oh no you dint. :|
And then the running around and screaming began.
So much blood. SO MUCH BLOOD!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 11:09:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
Oh no you dint. :|
And then the running around and screaming began.
So much blood. SO MUCH BLOOD!
:scared:
Is it too late to withdraw the suggestion?
Quote from: trix on July 01, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 11:09:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
Oh no you dint. :|
And then the running around and screaming began.
So much blood. SO MUCH BLOOD!
:scared:
Is it too late to withdraw the suggestion?
You cannot run fast enough.
You cannot dig deep enough.
You cannot jump high enough.
It shakes the baby. It cauterizes the wound. It makes your toy box an abattoir.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 11:14:29 PM
Quote from: trix on July 01, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 11:09:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: trix on June 30, 2011, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
I would like to make the comment that I approve of this noob. His video amused me.
All yours Nigel, unless Suu gets at him. :lulz:
Yeah, he was a slow bloomer but he grew on me. Hopefully my wife will spare his life.
Yeah, either spare my life, or make it complete by including me in a bedroom 3-way! :mrgreen:
:musak:
Oh no you dint. :|
And then the running around and screaming began.
So much blood. SO MUCH BLOOD!
:scared:
Is it too late to withdraw the suggestion?
You cannot run fast enough.
You cannot dig deep enough.
You cannot jump high enough.
It shakes the baby. It cauterizes the wound. It makes your toy box an abattoir.
:lulz:
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/himeobs1.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2011, 02:36:49 AM
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/himeobs1.jpg)
SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!
I just made that my Facebook profile pic because I LOVE IT.
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/sewer.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2011, 03:08:35 AM
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Oh dear god! :lulz: Payne's face is... I don't... :lulz:
I learned how to distort things today. :)