ATTN: TRIXIE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge. 

Apparently you have no idea where you are.   

Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. 

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch!  I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES!  That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred!  Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros.  I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.

That's the spirit!

[Doktor Howl]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.

[Doktor Howl]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.

You have to be careful with these cheeseheads.  Let them stomp on your cigarettes, and next thing you know, they're beating the mortal shit out of your stash.

[trix]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I assumed he was, what with the cigarette-stomping reference.

That wasn't a reference, IT WAS A PROMISE!!!

[Doktor Howl]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON!  BETTER MAKE WAY!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto. 

[Doktor Howl]

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto. 

Truth.  St Louis is worse than the worst parts of Chicago.

Tucson has no "ghetto".  We have horrible, instead.  Mile after mile after mile of horrible.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, Nigel should change her name to DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND, so people can see her coming.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON!  BETTER MAKE WAY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Come visit in St. Louis, I will show you ghetto. 

Truth.  St Louis is worse than the worst parts of Chicago.

Tucson has no "ghetto".  We have horrible, instead.  Mile after mile after mile of horrible.

Mmmm... hot, steaming horrible...

[Luna]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. 

You underestimate yourself.  You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah.  (No meat, y'see...)

I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. 

You underestimate yourself.  You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah.  (No meat, y'see...)

I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.

Oh you misunderstand, I was going to use him to train mini me on how to properly break in an idiot.

[Luna]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

I would love 24 hours with this n00b and he would be singing a new tune. 

You underestimate yourself.  You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah.  (No meat, y'see...)

I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.

Oh you misunderstand, I was going to use him to train mini me on how to properly break in an idiot.

Mini me likely has a shorter attention span/tolerance for boring douchebags than you do, so...  Allowing for time for spoken instructions, give it a half hour before ONE of you snaps and ends it.

[Freeky]

You underestimate yourself.  You wouldn't even need Freeky's meathammah.  (No meat, y'see...)

I'd give it around ten minutes, to allow you time to do things at your leisure... then boredom would set in.

The Meathammah is a relic that isn't used lightly, and may refuse to be used by the unworthy.


Not that Khara is unworthy, it's just an asshole.