ATTN: TRIXIE

[The Wizard Joseph]

Godis!  I'm really disappointed with these insults.  At least hippies put out easy.  I expected to feel like I'd been grudgefucked and left in a dumpster with not-quite-enough cab fare.

Moniker malfunction, Trix?

Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.  The face in the photo does look familiar tho and you mentioned a close prox so I'll ask around.

[East Coast Hustle]

I actually don't think they're the same person. It would be too difficult for trix to sound that reasonable and not-totally-convinced of his own superiority.

Also, Wisconsin seems to turn out almost as many discordians as New England, Scotland, and the PNW do.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Having read the posts now I just gotta  

That is the Spirit!

[Doktor Howl]

Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest. 

You had?  Why?

In any case, I shall now attempt to live up to your standards.  I hate to have someone feel let down.

You are now my personal project.

[East Coast Hustle]

Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest. 

You had?  Why?

C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now?

[Doktor Howl]

Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest. 

You had?  Why?

C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now?

Word of what?  We are men of SCIENCE here.

Perhaps we have been slandered by our rivals.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest. 

You had?  Why?

C'mon, don't you think word's gotten around by now?

Word of what?  We are men of SCIENCE here.

Perhaps we have been slandered by our rivals.

Indeed! At every turn of phrase.  Perhaps you are aware that the masses know practically nothing (on average) of your discoveries in Chao-anatomy.  This has been turned against you by lesser, nutless investigators.  They are little men who have marginalized you and would dispense with the sacred pursuit of Truth(Ishness).  It is THEY that have have sent you mocking, nonsensical @pplebots spouting pineal garbage(blame the fluoride)!  It is THEIR false psychologies that have twisted mortal souls into the infectious predators that haunt you!  It is THAT outdated machine based upon faulty precepts that you are forced to service(it's not that bad sometimes) for it's deathly offerings!!
It is YOU Doktor that must show them that the house of cards is upon a faultline. They know not what the do.

ME:
Nope. meant that when I came here that I had expectations of a world class hatefest.

You had?  Why?

In any case, I shall now attempt to live up to your standards.  I hate to have someone feel let down.

You are now my personal project.

I'm flattered.   I'll happily sell you a kit if you'd like to blow some smoke up my ass. I understand if you want to conserve funding by building your own tho.
Contents
1. 1 3' length garden hose
2. 2 packs of cigarettes (1 menthol 1 non)
3. 1 grill lighter
4. 1000 mg Oxycodone (mostly for bronchial dilation...)
5. Optional valve kit for blowback prevention on hose. ( $500 extra but absolutely guaranteed by the manufacturer)

(guarantee prohibited if voided)
I'll be back later. got biz to tend to!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Apparently you are missing the obvious fact that Nigel made me my own special thread just for her grudge. 

Apparently you have no idea where you are.   

Somebody needs to lurk more. Jesus fuck. 

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

I'm getting sick of your fucking shit, bitch!  I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR PODUNK FUCKING TOWN AND STEP ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CIGARETTES!  That's right, hoe, I ain't scurred!  Don't make me go all ghetto on your Marlboros.  I'll fucking STOMP on them bitches.

I didn't know that regurgitated cum bubbles were able to have temper tantrums.

[trix]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON!  BETTER MAKE WAY!

WHAT, YOU THINK WE AINT GHETTO BRED GANGSTAS UP IN HURR!?  I DUN WARNED YOU BITCH YOU FUCK WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE RED CAPE!!1!

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-o6g9kv86U

Note, this is my first attempt at making a video, evar.  So yes, I'm aware that it sucks horribly.  Thanks.
It also took a hell of a lot longer then I thought it would.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I'm really quite flattered.

Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw

[trix]

I'm really quite flattered.

Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw

Well you started me my very own thread here, I had to do something special.

Oh and as for your video...  uhhh, whoa. 


Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.

[LMNO]

I couldn't tell what he was saying, I don't speak butthurt.

Something about women not being submissive enough.

I'm not sure if he was joking.  I hope he was.

Really?  The part about beating up cigarettes didn't give it away?

It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

I mean, you are from Wisconsin, after all.

That's RIGHT we be GHETTO UP IN HURR!

Yeah, STRAIGHT OUTTA APPLETON!  BETTER MAKE WAY!

WHAT, YOU THINK WE AINT GHETTO BRED GANGSTAS UP IN HURR!?  I DUN WARNED YOU BITCH YOU FUCK WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE RED CAPE!!1!

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-o6g9kv86U

Note, this is my first attempt at making a video, evar.  So yes, I'm aware that it sucks horribly.  Thanks.
It also took a hell of a lot longer then I thought it would.

You know what? I take it back.  That was unexpectedly funny, even when taking into account the Office Space homage.

trix is all right with me.  Still and asshole, but all right.

[Doktor Howl]

He's shaping up better than I thought he would.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm really quite flattered.

Here's one of my first attempts at raping Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVm3Zy0wkw

Well you started me my very own thread here, I had to do something special.

Oh and as for your video...  uhhh, whoa. 


Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.

All's fair in love and war.

[Doktor Howl]

Now I think I know why Dok keeps warning me not to fuck with you.

Just think of Little Billy.