ATTN: TRIXIE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like them for that reason; I feel like I'm getting something out of it.

[Jenne]

They certainly give you more bang for your buck!

Though I still haven't figured out the meaning of the color choices.  I can google it I suppose--and it's probably written on the packs themselves.

[Jenne]

Ah, yeah, just saw what they  all mean.  Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.

[trix]

Ah, yeah, just saw what they  all mean.  Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.

I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.

[Jenne]

Ah, yeah, just saw what they  all mean.  Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.

I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.

Dude.  You don't play with fire much, do ya?

[trix]

Ah, yeah, just saw what they  all mean.  Never even seen the menthol ones...it's hard to get more than a selection of 2 or 3 kinds out here.

I've been meaning to try those, it's on my To Do list... somewhere between Masturbate in Church and Make Sweet Love to Nigel.

Dude.  You don't play with fire much, do ya?

I have over 200 scars on my body. (true story)

So to answer your question, yes, yes I do.

Newbies here go through trial by fire, much the way people who wanted to join Tyler Durden's army had to stand on the porch and be abused with no encouragement before being accepted.  The difference, is that I handed out cans of gasoline and matches with my first couple of posts, just to ensure I got the full treatment.

And anyway my post wasn't sarcastic, all of those things really are on my to-do list.  The whole time I was watching Nigel's youtube link I was thinking to myself, I'd love to give this woman my cock.  I think it's her voice, the way she enunciates words was fuckin sexy.

[Jenne]

Ooook. 

I know you've already been forewarned.

[LMNO]

As far as wooing seduction goes, I think "I'd love to give her my cock" scores negative numbers.

Just in case, you know, you weren't simply being a total douchebag.

[trix]

As far as wooing seduction goes, I think "I'd love to give her my cock" scores negative numbers.

Just in case, you know, you weren't simply being a total douchebag.

I'll probably never get the chance to meet her IRL so I wasn't really trying to woo, but "I'd love to give you my cock" has worked for me pretty well before.  Probably because I'm in Wisconsin, and most of the women around here have known me long enough to put up with appreciate my directness.  True is true, some people appreciate it when you don't encase your thoughts in a pile of fluffy bullshit so it sounds better.  It's kind of like when someone says "Are you talking to yourself!?" and the person replies "No, I'm just thinking out loud."  Same fucking thing, but the second sounds better.

Also, I prefer being straight up, makes for a good litmus test to see if they're the type to want me to spin bull all the time to make them feel better.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I must say, I'm surprisingly flattered to have access to my girlparts ranked in there with masturbating in church on the eschelon of forbidden/sacrilegious behaviors...

[Luna]

That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life.

Why?  Roger had the last n00b with a hardon for him, it's you turn...

[trix]

That was possibly the most unexpected proposition of my entire life.

Sweet!  I still have the element of surprise, muahaha!

I must say, I'm surprisingly flattered to have access to my girlparts ranked in there with masturbating in church on the eschelon of forbidden/sacrilegious behaviors...

Ah the list isn't really in order of priority, if it was, you'd be right up at the top baby!

I just hope you'd use that "reading poetry" style of speaking you used in your video to talk dirty to me.  In all seriousness, that was sexy.

Except for the content of the story that is... not really the kind of dirty I'm into.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I haven't done a reading of Stanley the Retarded Hunchback yet... that one's a little racier, you might find it hot.

[LMNO]

I haven't done a reading of Stanley the Retarded Hunchback yet... that one's a little racier, you might find it hot.

DO IT.