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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 28, 2011, 11:40:52 PM

Title: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 28, 2011, 11:40:52 PM
I really felt bad for this guy who was standing outside of a Chinese restaurant a few minutes ago. He was yelling at some white guy who was walking away from him and, near as I could tell, they were arguing about a car.

Anyhoo...

It came to out and out cursing at each other, and name calling. Everyone on the street turned around and listened to the white guy hurling various racial slurs and getting the desired effect. The black guy, on the other hand, only had "cracker"... er, "cracka-bitch", and it really wasn't fazing the white guy.

I mean, think about it. 80% of the people in the area were white, and they weren't in the least bit offended by "Cracker." But it was plain to see the 10-15% of black people there were ready to chase the white guy down and crack his skull.

Black people need more ammunition. Can anyone think of some colloquial terms that may be useful? Or, at the least, maybe we could make a few up and spread them around?

Or maybe, we could make a personal sacrifice and at least try to be offended when we're called "cracker?"
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 28, 2011, 11:43:08 PM
"jizz-skin"


'cause, you know, it's white and... oh never mind. :sad:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Lies on June 28, 2011, 11:44:22 PM
Yes, me and my friends are trying to popularize the term "Bleacher". As in, you look like you've been bleached, you colourless bleachy.  
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 28, 2011, 11:45:41 PM
Honky and Peckerwood are always good ones.

the Japanese word for white people (gai jin), IIRC, means "hairless barbarian" literally translated. I believe the Chinese "gwai lo" means something similar.

The thing is, those poor honkies have to live with the shame of being white. Trying to hurt them with words is like using sharpies to draw dicks on the wailing wall.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 28, 2011, 11:52:14 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 28, 2011, 11:45:41 PM
Honky and Peckerwood are always good ones.

But, phonetically, they sound funny. The first sounds like something you'd name your pet platypus, and the second... well, "peckerwood" is something old white guys wish they had.

Thank you for the reminder though. I think we're getting warmer.

Maybe if we work with the concepts regarding "white trash" and come up with something that hits at the core of people who aren't proud of their redneckery?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:56:23 PM
How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
I don't see why it's racism.

And even if it is, FUCK white people.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:01:57 AM
Is it racism if you're merely attempting to help a race (not your own) be more effective in conveying their prejudices?

Dok... call me a filthy mick. Do it.
I'm trying to help you.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:03:22 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:01:57 AM
Is it racism if you're merely attempting to help a race (not your own) be more effective in conveying their prejudices?


Yes.

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:01:57 AM
Dok... call me a filthy mick. Do it.
I'm trying to help you.

That's different.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:04:21 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
I don't see why it's racism.

And even if it is, FUCK white people.

Lemme just tidy that up for proper Dobbsian hate levels:

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
And even if it is, FUCK people.

Hating with qualifiers is weak hatred.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 12:06:26 AM
Well yeah, unless the qualified thing is specifically pertinent to your hatred.

Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 12:07:41 AM
Why even NEED qualifiers? Just hate.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:12:15 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:07:41 AM
Why even NEED qualifiers? Just hate.

Haters gonna qualify.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 12:28:30 AM
Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:29:45 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:28:30 AM
Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.

That's what keys are for.

Dok,
Right through the primer, baby.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 12:01:57 AM
Is it racism if you're merely attempting to help a race (not your own) be more effective in conveying their prejudices?

Dok... call me a filthy mick. Do it.
I'm trying to help you.

You can help a race by by helping them realize that being racist is stooping to a racist's level. An appropriate response would be to call him a fucking Nazi bitch or an inbred Klansman yokel.

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 12:44:31 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:28:30 AM
Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.

Okay, I'm sorry. This just made me ovulate, and I'm not supposed to be able to do that right now.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 12:46:27 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

McMITTENS!

:mittens:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:49:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

Demigods would know that "demigod" isn't a hyphenated word.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:51:16 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:46:27 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

McMITTENS!

:mittens:

:thanks:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:49:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

Demigods would know that "demigod" isn't a hyphenated word.  Just saying.

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:52:09 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:51:16 AM

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.

Well, sure.  Until the British come along and make you spell it correctly.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:53:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:52:09 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:51:16 AM

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.

Well, sure.  Until the British come along and make you spell it correctly.

Like they could ever spell anything correctly themselves.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 12:56:56 AM
He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:56:56 AM
He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.


Easier to steal them.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:59:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:56:56 AM
He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.


Easier to steal them.

You're both correct. Damn.

Dok, your ancestors were legit pirates, right?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 01:00:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:59:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:56:56 AM
He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.


Easier to steal them.

You're both correct. Damn.

Dok, your ancestors were legit pirates, right?

Yep.  And not very good at it, from what records remain.  We seem to have had an average lifespan of about 23 years.

Later on, we wised up, went straight, and accidentally Blaine Penrose.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 01:02:28 AM
Now look at my avatar, and hit the refresh button.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 01:03:44 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 01:10:02 AM
:spittake:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 01:19:59 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on June 29, 2011, 12:44:31 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:28:30 AM
Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.

Okay, I'm sorry. This just made me ovulate, and I'm not supposed to be able to do that right now.

:ECH:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Lies on June 29, 2011, 01:32:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:56:23 PM
How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.
You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

:argh!:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Lies on June 29, 2011, 01:32:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:56:23 PM
How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.
You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

:argh!:

That was...Interesting.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 29, 2011, 01:47:50 AM
Quote from: Lies on June 29, 2011, 01:32:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 11:56:23 PM
How about "Hey, asshole!"?

The fun bit is conveyed, without the stupid fucking racism displayed by IKK & Lies, ITT.
You don't get a say in this bleachy, you been oppressing me and my brothers for long enough, if you guys can have derogatory slurs for us supposed "racists",  we should have a word to call you an undesirable sun sucking melanoma prone de-evolved mutants and we've had enough of only white guys getting all the best slurs to use on us, and as much as I have some respect for bleachers, you're all a crazy assed control freak bleachy who's trying to deny us of our god given, constitution written right to have words which describe how reprehensible your people REALLY ARE

:argh!:

You're Australian. We understand. You can't help yourself.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:00:56 AM
This thread is dildos.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 29, 2011, 02:04:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:04:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

:?

North Dakota? 
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 02:06:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

Minnesota: Canada seems to have donated a province.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 29, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:04:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

:?

North Dakota? 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:15:37 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:15:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:04:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
To be honest I only get mad when someone implies I am a white person from some where I am not, like Wisconsin.

Yeah, I heard you Minnesota spags are touchy about that.

There is no emoticon that can describe the rage I feel. Just keep pouring it on you ADC.

:?

North Dakota? 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

Tony Danza?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 02:17:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Freeky on June 29, 2011, 02:18:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )

I like how it is supposed to be a 60 second spot, but it's like, 4 minutes long.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:20:52 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 29, 2011, 02:18:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )

I like how it is supposed to be a 60 second spot, but it's like, 4 minutes long.

The real payoff is at about 3:10, but you have to see the whole thing to appreciate it.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 29, 2011, 02:22:06 AM
BEAN CUP
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 02:22:47 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:22:06 AM
BEAN CUP

Una zebra et una cascada!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 02:17:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2011, 03:06:13 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Oh hey hey hey I've heard that, only it was pronounced "blankay"

No idea where it's from.

There's also Hawaiian haole.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 03:39:07 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 29, 2011, 02:22:06 AM
BEAN CUP

That reminds me of the Royal Wedding episode of South Park where they come up with these horrific racial slurs for Inuit/Eskimos.

Snowmonkies
Icebeaners
Polar Gooks


I couldn't help it. I was fucking floored.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 29, 2011, 05:51:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 02:17:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.

That could be. I don't think any of the Haitians I've met have been to the states. I definitely get the sense that the ones that immigrate illegally into the VI are poor and desperate even by Haitian standards. They have to cross the DR to get there and they HATE Haitians in the DR. Like, they'll shoot them in the street if they see them and the cops won't care. Then they have to cross the Mona Strait from the DR to Puerto Rico which is a notoriously rough and fatally unpredictable piece of water and since they can't blend in in Puerto Rico they have to cross 40 more miles of water on the other side of that to get to STT. So it's a ridiculously dangerous journey that nobody would undertake unless they couldn't get to Florida for one reason or another.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 05:56:31 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 05:51:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 02:17:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.

That could be. I don't think any of the Haitians I've met have been to the states. I definitely get the sense that the ones that immigrate illegally into the VI are poor and desperate even by Haitian standards. They have to cross the DR to get there and they HATE Haitians in the DR. Like, they'll shoot them in the street if they see them and the cops won't care. Then they have to cross the Mona Strait from the DR to Puerto Rico which is a notoriously rough and fatally unpredictable piece of water and since they can't blend in in Puerto Rico they have to cross 40 more miles of water on the other side of that to get to STT. So it's a ridiculously dangerous journey that nobody would undertake unless they couldn't get to Florida for one reason or another.

Holy fuck...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: BabylonHoruv on June 29, 2011, 06:05:38 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on June 29, 2011, 01:58:06 AM

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

blank like a blank piece of paper, makes sense. 
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2011, 12:01:19 PM
You're all wrong, it's a Dutch word. "Blank" is the adjective used to describe white skin or a white-skinned person.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: LMNO on June 29, 2011, 01:30:05 PM
I BELONG TO THE BLANK GENERATION! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP3x-VdOb44)
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: GIGGLES on June 29, 2011, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
I don't see why it's racism.

And even if it is, FUCK white people.

SHUT YOUR CRACKA ASS UP HONKY!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 08:34:44 PM
I fucking hate this thread, and I hate that other one too, and also I hate Lies' stupid fucking sig, and basically while I think there is something massively wrong with our admittedly white-dominated Western culture, I think that looking for excuses to openly practice or endorse racism is completely fucked up. It has as element of "see, if it's OK for them to do it..." that attempts to bypass the underpinnings of oppression inherent in racism against disadvantaged groups.

Somewhere in there, in fact, it reeks of enablement.

Or, to put it more briefly, don't eat the white man's poison.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:36:02 PM
I'm kind of giggling at Lies' attempt to be PD's Malcolm X.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:44:01 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:34:44 PM
I fucking hate this thread, and I hate that other one too, and also I hate Lies' stupid fucking sig, and basically while I think there is something massively wrong with our admittedly white-dominated Western culture, I think that looking for excuses to openly practice or endorse racism is completely fucked up. It has as element of "see, if it's OK for them to do it..." that attempts to bypass the underpinnings of oppression inherent in racism against disadvantaged groups.

Somewhere in there, in fact, it reeks of enablement.

Or, to put it more briefly, don't eat the white man's poison.

Motorcycle.  I think Lies was trying for humor, but it just didn't cut it.  Just made me :|
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:44:01 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:34:44 PM
I fucking hate this thread, and I hate that other one too, and also I hate Lies' stupid fucking sig, and basically while I think there is something massively wrong with our admittedly white-dominated Western culture, I think that looking for excuses to openly practice or endorse racism is completely fucked up. It has as element of "see, if it's OK for them to do it..." that attempts to bypass the underpinnings of oppression inherent in racism against disadvantaged groups.

Somewhere in there, in fact, it reeks of enablement.

Or, to put it more briefly, don't eat the white man's poison.

Motorcycle.  I think Lies was trying for humor, but it just didn't cut it.  Just made me :|

Yeah. It fell flat. Sort of like going to Lloyd Center and shouting "Hey niggers, the KFC is thataway!"

BTW, Lies and the new asshole, the reason there aren't a bunch of conveniently derogatory racist epithets for whites is because they, for the most part, lack that little detail of being looked down on and treated like less-than-human animals for centuries. People don't tend to euphemize things they find pleasing, wholesome, and superior, only things they find loathesome.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:53:06 PM
Yup.  Same with why there's so many misogynist insults for women in English and not as many for men.

Whoever's on top really doesn't have that particular niche.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2011, 08:55:42 PM
I realize he was attempting satire, but it was weak, cock, and repost.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:58:19 PM
...I've seen it done funnier...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 08:58:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
...People don't tend to euphemize things they find pleasing, wholesome, and superior, only things they find loathesome.

apart from that, a racially derogatory insult slung from the oppressed toward the oppressor is simply laughed off while they think, 'haha, get back to work, fucker!', despite the fact that it is heartfelt with great hatred.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 09:00:23 PM
And now it's in his sig so we have to see it every fucking time he posts.

Like the world needs another derogatory term that separates people by skin color. Even in an (incredibly lame) attempt at humor.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 12:33:53 AM
Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Yeah, I don't get it.

Phox
Would have McCool, McGhee, McKinna, and McGill in her name if Irish names worked like Spanish names.

Quote from: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity
Why you gotta do that, Pickles?  :|
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 08:58:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
...People don't tend to euphemize things they find pleasing, wholesome, and superior, only things they find loathesome.

apart from that, a racially derogatory insult slung from the oppressed toward the oppressor is simply laughed off while they think, 'haha, get back to work, fucker!', despite the fact that it is heartfelt with great hatred.

Yep. Also, notice how many of the slang terms for white people are either derived from their higher social status (cracker, govnah), or from being too much like a black person (wigger, wegro, afro-saxon).

Most are not necessarily offensive in themselves; in fact, I think that on that Wiki page the only one which is inherently offensive is "peckerwood". Even "honky" doesn't carry much stigma, because most people simply don't see being white as a bad thing.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
this is the first i've heard of 'peckerwood' being a racial slur against whites.  i always thought it was a general insult...
as a racial insult, i would think that black people would have latched on more heavily to the widely believed smaller relative size of dick.  that would hit harder than calling someone an 'evil oppressor'
is that what 'peckerwood' is supposed to conjure up?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
this is the first i've heard of 'peckerwood' being a racial slur against whites.  i always thought it was a general insult...
as a racial insult, i would think that black people would have latched on more heavily to the widely believed smaller relative size of dick.  that would hit harder than calling someone an 'evil oppressor'
is that what 'peckerwood' is supposed to conjure up?


No, apparently it likens white people to woodpeckers, on the basis that they're similarly noisy and useless.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 09:38:31 PM
oh.  :|

yeah....  they should go for the groin.  comparing us to a bird is kinda weak.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 30, 2011, 09:38:31 PM
oh.  :|

yeah....  they should go for the groin.  comparing us to a bird is kinda weak.

You should write to the NAACP.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 10:31:10 PM
Quote
Quote from: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity
Why you gotta do that, Pickles?  :|

I didn't even want to post in this damn thread but there was talk about ethnic groups not having slurs and well that needed some clarification.

They all do.

Also, I did wonder about the "Peckerwood" slur after I heard it in American History X, but never did any real digging on the why.  Guess I should do that now.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 10:44:06 PM
Hey, after this let's move into religious slurs, and then we can graduate to lifestyle slurs.

WTF.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on June 30, 2011, 10:46:15 PM
I have one word

Hipsters

Carry on


And Lies, you failed.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 10:50:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:44:06 PM
Hey, after this let's move into religious slurs, and then we can graduate to lifestyle slurs.

WTF.
Indeed, this paddy-mick-pogue-bog-trotter-papist-left-footer-femme-dyke grows weary of this bullshit.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley
:awesome:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.

Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
Oh add drunken on mine too then heh.

Twid,
is actually at a bar in jamaica plain right now.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 10:57:03 PM
Guinea Brat Bridget, here.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:08:12 PM
krout-heathen-libertard-mer-cun-floriDUHn here

let's face it, people get made fun of for all sorts of reasons long before they're ever allowed to open their mouth and vindicate and or refutiate what you thought.  (yeah, Sarah Palin made a word and I used it because it's fucking funny..  deal with it)

We all do it.  It's fun. When it's not being used for fun but for justifying repressing/bombing/starving whatever is when it becomes a problem.

I say keep making it fun.  It makes the people who try and do it For Srs look more and more absurd.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
The fun is relative. For example i dont mind being called a potato sucker a papist patchouli stinking hippie possible satanist pinko masshole... But i actually do find breeder to be mildly offensive. Go figure.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 11:19:57 PM
You fucking Masshole.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:21:54 PM
Why dont you just secede again you confederate fifth columnist!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
The fun is relative. For example i dont mind being called a potato sucker a papist patchouli stinking hippie possible satanist pinko masshole... But i actually do find breeder to be mildly offensive. Go figure.

Ah, didn't realize you had bred Twid.  Coming from a breeder, fuck YOU ya fucking breeder.

with love,

Pickle
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:24:04 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
The fun is relative. For example i dont mind being called a potato sucker a papist patchouli stinking hippie possible satanist pinko masshole... But i actually do find breeder to be mildly offensive. Go figure.

Ah, didn't realize you had bred Twid.  Coming from a breeder, fuck YOU ya fucking breeder.

with love,

Pickle

I had a pretty good idea he had bred, there's a very strange mutation of sheep all over Wyoming.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
I havent yet but its my intention at some point. I guess its because its one of those only good for this insults.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
Lol fuck you charley you redneck bastard!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 11:24:04 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
The fun is relative. For example i dont mind being called a potato sucker a papist patchouli stinking hippie possible satanist pinko masshole... But i actually do find breeder to be mildly offensive. Go figure.

Ah, didn't realize you had bred Twid.  Coming from a breeder, fuck YOU ya fucking breeder.

with love,

Pickle

I had a pretty good idea he had bred, there's a very strange mutation of sheep all over Wyoming.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:26:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
Lol fuck you charley you redneck bastard!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
I havent yet but its my intention at some point. I guess its because its one of those only good for this insults.

Now, now Twid, as you are Irish, and comparatively poor, I believe you can make a relatively good living under Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal. I hear a properly aged Irish tyke is quite the delicacy among the well-to-dos in England. Being a breeder could be a lucrative opportunity for you.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:31:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
I havent yet but its my intention at some point. I guess its because its one of those only good for this insults.

Now, now Twid, as you are Irish, and comparatively poor, I believe you can make a relatively good living under Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal. I hear a properly aged Irish tyke is quite the delicacy among the well-to-dos in England. Being a breeder could be a lucrative opportunity for you.

Nephew, I think you have a volunteer!

*runs away*
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 11:31:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
I havent yet but its my intention at some point. I guess its because its one of those only good for this insults.

Now, now Twid, as you are Irish, and comparatively poor, I believe you can make a relatively good living under Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal. I hear a properly aged Irish tyke is quite the delicacy among the well-to-dos in England. Being a breeder could be a lucrative opportunity for you.

Nephew, I think you have a volunteer!

*runs away*
Volunteer business consultant, maybe. I don't breed. Sorry to disappoint.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:33:05 PM
Now i know that badbeast needs his kidney pie worse than extensive dental care but im not about to go through that whole messy process of knocking up villager convincing her to give up the baby and having to relinquish my new englander propriety and sense of superiority over my sister for not irresponsibly popping out kids. No. Badbeast will have to get his kidney pie elsewhere
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:33:05 PM
Now i know that badbeast needs his kidney pie worse than extensive dental care but im not about to go through that whole messy process of knocking up villager convincing her to give up the baby and having to relinquish my new englander propriety and sense of superiority over my sister for not irresponsibly popping out kids. No. Badbeast will have to get his kidney pie elsewhere
But it's not irresponsible. You see, it would be irresponsible to pop out a kidlet with no inkling of how you would provide for it for the next eighteen years, maybe longer if you're a sucker. But here's where it's interesting. In just three years of rearing, a comparitively short time, you can have a valuable commodity that not only helps those who need it, but you can make a tidy profit too! With the way the market is going right now, why, after three or four kids, you could have enough put away to raise a keeper and put him or her through college! It's a smart investment for the responsible parent, it is.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 11:39:19 PM
I guess it's for the best that my reproductive system is a shoggoth, I don't know if the world could handle the magnitude of little McDagos running around.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:39:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 30, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:33:05 PM
Now i know that badbeast needs his kidney pie worse than extensive dental care but im not about to go through that whole messy process of knocking up villager convincing her to give up the baby and having to relinquish my new englander propriety and sense of superiority over my sister for not irresponsibly popping out kids. No. Badbeast will have to get his kidney pie elsewhere
But it's not irresponsible. You see, it would be irresponsible to pop out a kidlet with no inkling of how you would provide for it for the next eighteen years, maybe longer if you're a sucker. But here's where it's interesting. In just three years of rearing, a comparitively short time, you can have a valuable commodity that not only helps those who need it, but you can make a tidy profit too! With the way the market is going right now, why, after three or four kids, you could have enough put away to raise a keeper and put him or her through college! It's a smart investment for the responsible parent, it is.

You could make more money selling the brat to Angelena Joline.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
But it takes so long to grow a baby. And generally its only one a year. Its not like planting tomatoes or something.

Twid
approves of the turn this thread has taken.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 11:42:06 PM
...But then I'd have to mix with something else to ensure that the Mick and Dago bits are watered down...or, if I marry an Irish guy, that would double the Mick, and my kid would be safely more Irish than Italian...*rambles on*
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:43:43 PM
If you breed with anb irishman the kidneys will have a higher abv.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:45:55 PM
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
My policy is aint gonna happen until i have a stable career. Fortunately all of my romantic interests over the years agreed with that.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on June 30, 2011, 11:52:05 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
My policy is aint gonna happen until i have a stable career. Fortunately all of my romantic interests over the years agreed with that.

Well, I was 16, she was 26, I barely knew where to put the damn thing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 11:52:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.

At least you're not Welsh.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:43:43 PM
If you breed with anb irishman the kidneys will have a higher abv.

YES.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on July 01, 2011, 12:00:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
But it takes so long to grow a baby. And generally its only one a year. Its not like planting tomatoes or something.

Twid
approves of the turn this thread has taken.
True, true. But the price of a well-bred youngling is far greater than you would guess. Did you know a choice cut of  toddler goes from anywhere between $50 and and $200 a pound? And if you know the right people, those figures can increase tenfold. I believe our friend Bad Beast has the proper connections to make that happen.

Now, I know what you are thinking: three years and all the costs associated with babies these days. Here's the trick: breast feeding and cloth diapers. These days about all you see is disposable diapers and formula, but tit's true, those things can be quite expensive. However, these are both innovative, and unnecessary. Similarly, avoid hospitals. Practicing midwives can still be found all over the place. while you're at it, if you intend on breeding for a career, it might be a wise investment to hire a wet nurse. Her services may be somewhat expensive at first, but in the long term, your product will be easier to manage with a professional feeder. And it leaves more time for working on the next shipment as well! You may also consider attaining a harem of female breeders. A single male breeder can service a sizable portion of females in a year. Even assuming one insemination per week, you have 52 potential children to raise for consumption. And Twid, let's be honest, you're a virile, healthy man. You can probably go at least 2 twice a day...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:02 AM
I guess I'm a dago-ex-fundie-kraut-mick-redskinned-uppity-bitch married to a sand-dwelling camel jockey haji.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Oh and a breeder twice over!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 12:02:27 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Oh and a breeder twice over!

I had two, then I had a doctor shoot me in the junk with a laser.

Dok,
Had two because he didn't want three.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Phox on July 01, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
You know, Roger, while we're discussing this, I remember hearing that the Crown was offering a pretty sum for Cornish rebel heads. Is that bounty still good?

Phox,
Shameless profiteering ITT.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on July 01, 2011, 12:04:53 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:02 AM
I guess I'm a dago-ex-fundie-kraut-mick-redskinned-uppity-bitch married to a sand-dwelling camel jockey haji.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9b-8C5RO...re=related


:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 12:05:57 AM
Phox i cant disagree with your math.

Oh jonathan swift will your horrormirthy legacy never end?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 12:06:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 01, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
You know, Roger, while we're discussing this, I remember hearing that the Crown was offering a pretty sum for Cornish rebel heads. Is that bounty still good?

Phox,
Shameless profiteering ITT.

Yes.

Come get it.

(14th & Minna, baggie for teef, etc, etc)
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:07:12 AM
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.










I'm sorry, was this thread going somewhere?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 11:45:55 PM
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.

I think I have a few too, but I can't be sure.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.

SWOTE

Do I get a certificate?
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Adios on July 01, 2011, 01:16:58 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 11:45:55 PM
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.

I think I have a few too, but I can't be sure.

:lulz:

Ima need some further 'splainin on that one.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:25:06 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.

SWOTE

Do I get a certificate?

I have a template now from Dok's Associate's Degree. I can make one up if you like.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:25:56 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:07:12 AM
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.










I'm sorry, was this thread going somewhere?

I think that we are all under a subconscious impetus to make a stupid thread kinda funny with self deprecating humor.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 01:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:25:06 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.

SWOTE

Do I get a certificate?

I have a template now from Dok's Associate's Degree. I can make one up if you like.

:lulz:

PLEASE! OMG. I would LOVE to have that on my wall when I brought a date home for the first time...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 01:44:37 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 01:16:58 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 11:45:55 PM
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.

I think I have a few too, but I can't be sure.

:lulz:

Ima need some further 'splainin on that one.

:lulz: Just feeling punchy, mostly. Though, I swear to god, if I hadn't seen my son come out I would have sworn that he wasn't mine.

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/265147_10150230467309069_710084068_7418881_6412842_n.jpg)

I mean, are you shitting me? This white boy came out of my vagina???
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:48:58 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:25:06 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.

SWOTE

Do I get a certificate?

I have a template now from Dok's Associate's Degree. I can make one up if you like.

:lulz:

PLEASE! OMG. I would LOVE to have that on my wall when I brought a date home for the first time...

:lulz:

Ok. I'll send you a draft or two so you can weigh in.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)

My ex says that the first thing I said was "Look, honey! I made a white boy!"
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Don Coyote on July 01, 2011, 02:35:01 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)

My ex says that the first thing I said was "Look, honey! I made a white boy!"

:spittake:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 03:43:13 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

TOTAL VICTORY!
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 03:44:35 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)

My ex says that the first thing I said was "Look, honey! I made a white boy!"

Maybe your husband was cheating on you, and he's not your kid.

That happens sometimes.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2011, 01:20:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 03:44:35 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)

My ex says that the first thing I said was "Look, honey! I made a white boy!"

Maybe your husband was cheating on you, and he's not your kid.

That happens sometimes.

:asplode:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 03:44:35 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
You can't explain that.
(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/b/f/bfsshcvslcq8vcls.jpg)

My ex says that the first thing I said was "Look, honey! I made a white boy!"

Maybe your husband was cheating on you, and he's not your kid.

That happens sometimes.

You know, I have my suspicions. THAT SLUT.
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
this thread has now given me horrible images of women that ovulate like frogspawn...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
this thread has now given me horrible images of women that ovulate like frogspawn...

And this is a problem, how?   :lol:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
this thread has now given me horrible images of women that ovulate like frogspawn...

And this is a problem, how?   :lol:

well, i cant get up out of my cubicle for a while, for fear of public humiliation...
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 01, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
The turn this thread has taken is full of WIN!!!


:mittens:

I, unfortunately, cannot deny any of my kids.....
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:39:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
this thread has now given me horrible images of women that ovulate like frogspawn...

And this is a problem, how?   :lol:

well, i cant get up out of my cubicle for a while, for fear of public humiliation...
:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me help blacks who hate whites
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:39:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 01, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
this thread has now given me horrible images of women that ovulate like frogspawn...

And this is a problem, how?   :lol:

well, i cant get up out of my cubicle for a while, for fear of public humiliation...
:lulz:


Seconded!