you're fucked forever
right now there is no solution for your problem.
stay tuned.
Oh, that would be cool... I could take people apart and put them back together! I could mix and match pieces! I could... I could...
(http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/emoticons/Evil%20Emoticons/very%20happy%20devil.gif):1fap:
:cramstipated:
shit shit SHIT
I don't think I have enough AA batteries for this, and everyone's fighting over the wall outlets for a chance to use the AC adapter. And they keep drawing too much power and blowing the circuit breaker!
FUCK
The option to irreversibly turn everybody into a robot will be deployed gradually over the coming time.
Wait...
Wasn't this the plot behind "Guilty Gear"?
Hey, if you know a better way to wipe out the Time Lords I'd like to hear it.
Quote from: Rumckle on July 10, 2011, 05:05:18 PM
Hey, if you know a better way to wipe out the Time Lords I'd like to hear it.
Dibs on the last one.
wait woah
:lulz:
I CLICKED THE BUTTON
ZIPPLETITS, YOU FUCKING MISCREANT COMPUTER FREAK OF THE INTERBUTTS WHAT DID YOU DO
oh my god I am cracking the fuck up :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
...
Zippletits?
There is now mudslide in my netbook. Goddamnit.
I'm trying to take people's posts seriously and it's not working! :lol:
In the land of robots, the chick with the screwdriver is Queen. :)
Saw button. Didna click.
NOW PAINFULLY CURIOUS.
WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS :eek: :eek: :eek:
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 10, 2011, 04:54:21 PM
The option to irreversibly turn everybody into a robot will be deployed gradually over the coming time.
:lol:
Gradually? Fuk Dat! It's what people WANT! Robots pay no taxes.
Wow Trip, you are beautiful, I don't know why I didn't see it before. Now I just want to run my digits through your antenna.
Quote from: MMIX on July 11, 2011, 11:12:10 AM
Wow Trip, you are beautiful, I don't know why I didn't see it before. Now I just want to run my digits through your antenna.
No
I don't care for your metal looks
I don't care for your bleeps and bloops
Go away why don't you just shut up
Your crazy smile
Digital dial
I hate you every bolt and screw
I don't like anything about you
You're a dirty robot
You're a dirty robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6wW5fdX-U&feature=player_detailpage#t=50s)
:argh!: damn yuo zippletits!
Relevant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY&feature=related)
I pushed the button. I regret nothing.
I PUSH THE BUTTON AND
I PUSH THE BUTTON AND
I PUSH THE BUTTON AND
I PUSH THE BUTTON AND (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29677.0)
I'm both pleased AND annoyed by this. Well played, Zippletitties.
Still have not pressed red button.
Hovered mouse over it for a while to see what it felt like.
Still have not pressed red button.
I don't see anything?
:argh!:
Quote from: l©m©n©o©, PhD on July 11, 2011, 02:55:56 PM
Relevant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY&feature=related)
Also, this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-GH8TWLeA)
I don't want to give away too much, but apparently, not a joke. Just...keep an eye out.
Okay, after having done some deep and complicated CYBER research and SCIENCE, I have managed to find a solution to our ROBOT PROBLEM.
I received the following transmission from a TELEPATHIC CYBER CAT named WOLFKITTEN--Yeah I know!! No telepathic cats, especially those with "wolf" in their name, but these are DESPARATE times.
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6117/010111011010111.jpg)
(for those that haven't found the first part yet, keep a close eye on the very bottom right of any page on the PD forum, and you will see .. at some point)
I AM VICTORIOUS AGAINST THE EVIL ROBOTS!!!!
Still not seeing anything.
You guys are taking the piss, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-W-4Izjwc
i accidentally all roboted Payne's peedee.
i think its by IP address
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:28:25 PM
Still not seeing anything.
You guys are taking the piss, right?
Nope.
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/HowlBot.jpg)
You're a HowlBot.
Pix, it's by browser, actually. special kind of cookie. I hadn't considered the possibility of two accounts using the same browser, TBH. oh well :P
I am only very vaguely sort of following what the hell is going on. At first I thought Trip has either lost his mind or ingested some hallucinogens. :lulz:
Should I drop some hints, or let people hunt for it themselves?
I already PMed Dok with an explanation.
OH GAWD!
I think I know what I'm looking for, now. :)
Okay, enjoy :)
remember, this is the only way to get it back to normal:
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6117/010111011010111.jpg)
(well, that, and hacking the javascript or your browsers localStorage db)
Red button in the corner heard everyone's a robot big red button everyone sees each other as robots except for me I'm no robot and I didn't click the red button click click click but I can't tell if they're really robots or not because they say everyone else is a robot but everyone looks like people to me red button red button red button so they're robots that look like people and don't know they're robots or they think everyone else is a robot but I only think they're robots because everyone else says everyone else are robots so how do I know if I'm one or note red button click RED BUTTON click RED BUTTON CLICK RED BUTTON...
If I am not returned to my proper world, I shall unleash a torrent of terrorism on this board.
I ALMOST RETURNED TO THE REAL WORLD, BUT THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH DISCORDIANS FAPPING.
:argh!:
You think I've posted some awful shit here before?
Oh ho ho!
There will be a reckoning. Old Testament style.
I've only seen the button once, but did not have the heart to turn you meatbags into machines.
Quote from: Risus on July 12, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
I've only seen the button once, but did not have the heart to turn you meatbags into machines.
I want to turn EVERYONE into robots, mix and match parts, and turn them back.
I must have this. Dok! How do we make this happen?
Victory!
And I almost accidentally the whole button all over again.
Dude!
That's Awesome!
The SCLA has decided to issue a statement:
"If Dok doesn't get his world back within 24 hours, there will be a horrible, horrible reckoning. There might be one anyway."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:37:35 AM
The SCLA has decided to issue a statement:
"If Dok doesn't get his world back within 24 hours, there will be a horrible, horrible reckoning. There might be one anyway."
:omg:
Quote from: Luna on July 12, 2011, 02:39:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:37:35 AM
The SCLA has decided to issue a statement:
"If Dok doesn't get his world back within 24 hours, there will be a horrible, horrible reckoning. There might be one anyway."
:omg:
Oh, yeah. I can find perfectly safe-for-work pictures that will make you pour industrial cleaner in your eyes.
Success! :D
BTW, :mittens: Trip, that was awesome. :lol:
I must be misunderstanding something. I did what I was asked, but, alas. You all remain robots...
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 12, 2011, 05:10:59 AM
I must be misunderstanding something. I did what I was asked, but, alas. You all remain robots...
The SCLA is now accepting new members.
We will make their eyes bleed 10W40 motor oil. We will march on a road of fuel rods.
Yeah, it's definitely not working for me...
Edit: Nvrmnd, back to normal, and not a moment too soon!
Not sure what i did differently. Plus i didn't get the music video I was promised. Over-all, I grade the experience a solid C++
I'm just glad everybody's back to normal... well, you know what I mean.
I accidentally my browsing history and it went away.
Luckily, I got a second chance at the button!
Robots. Robots everywhere.
I drink drank drunked three beers when I was out tonight and didn't do the cure in the right order
I will try again tomorrow when I'm sober.
Hint: No posting requires.
You also don't need to click them in the right order.
That was an epic and awesome quest! This is the sort of shit which makes this forum the top 1% of the Internet.
ZANY PROJECTS AND SECRET ADVENTURES
OH NO
The button reappeared! :x
Can't... must not...
Do not assume that by unreasonably giving in to my demands that you can stave off my horrible wrath, which will fall upon you unless you give into my demands.
OK I'm an idiot. I don't see whatever it is y'all are seeing I presume.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
Do not assume that by unreasonably giving in to my demands that you can stave off my horrible wrath, which will fall upon you unless you give into my demands.
I forgot, what were your demands again?
(also Khara, PM incoming)
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
OK I'm an idiot. I don't see whatever it is y'all are seeing I presume.
Yeah, this thread makes no sense to me. Which means dimo's 5 threads make even less sense.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 03:14:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
Do not assume that by unreasonably giving in to my demands that you can stave off my horrible wrath, which will fall upon you unless you give into my demands.
I forgot, what were your demands again?
(also Khara, PM incoming)
Getting all those robots off my screen.
But there aren't any robots on my screen, which leads me to believe that my work firewall might have something to do with it.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 03:16:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
OK I'm an idiot. I don't see whatever it is y'all are seeing I presume.
Yeah, this thread makes no sense to me. Which means dimo's 5 threads make even less sense.
keep an eye on the very bottom right of the page. next to the copyright footer thing. it's not always there, though.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 03:16:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
OK I'm an idiot. I don't see whatever it is y'all are seeing I presume.
Yeah, this thread makes no sense to me. Which means dimo's 5 threads make even less sense.
keep an eye on the very bottom right of the page. next to the copyright footer thing. it's not always there, though.
Just in this thread or anywhere?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 03:16:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
OK I'm an idiot. I don't see whatever it is y'all are seeing I presume.
Yeah, this thread makes no sense to me. Which means dimo's 5 threads make even less sense.
keep an eye on the very bottom right of the page. next to the copyright footer thing. it's not always there, though.
Just in this thread or anywhere?
Whenever the satellites are aligned.
Heh, did it. Interesting.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 03:14:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
Do not assume that by unreasonably giving in to my demands that you can stave off my horrible wrath, which will fall upon you unless you give into my demands.
I forgot, what were your demands again?
(also Khara, PM incoming)
Getting all those robots off my screen.
But there aren't any robots on my screen, which leads me to believe that my work firewall might have something to do with it.
I have been popping in and out since I got the PM and I have yet to see this thing of which you speak. I think my firewall has killed it!
I haven't seen it either.
perhaps it has to do with the selection of forum theme? (i'm using the 'manuscript' theme)
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
JOIN THE SCLA!
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
You have to clock on the emotes, then it gives you a timer at the top of the screen
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
I haven't seen it either.
perhaps it has to do with the selection of forum theme? (i'm using the 'manuscript' theme)
I only tested it for the default theme and the limbo party theme.
I also only tested it for Firefox and Opera, although Fred reported it works fine in Safari too.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 05:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
You have to clock on the emotes, then it gives you a timer at the top of the screen
Oh
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:55:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2011, 05:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
You have to clock on the emotes, then it gives you a timer at the top of the screen
Oh
Confused me in my first attempt too. I thought I just had to clock on the thread.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
I haven't seen it either.
perhaps it has to do with the selection of forum theme? (i'm using the 'manuscript' theme)
I only tested it for the default theme and the limbo party theme.
I also only tested it for Firefox and Opera, although Fred reported it works fine in Safari too.
i switched to default theme.
mebbee it will show up now...
Quote from: Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
I CANNOT THE FIX IT
FIX WILL NOT IT GO!!!
I'll probably add an easier way to reverse it in a couple of days, because I guess if your computer or connection is too slow there's no way to click all five emoticons in five different threads within three minutes.
BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CLICKING ON SHINY RED BUTTONS!!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
I haven't seen it either.
perhaps it has to do with the selection of forum theme? (i'm using the 'manuscript' theme)
I only tested it for the default theme and the limbo party theme.
I also only tested it for Firefox and Opera, although Fred reported it works fine in Safari too.
Shows up for Chrome under the dark theme. Can't remember what it's called.
BTW I just talked to Khara via PM and she's using IE7. The robot-thing uses a feature that's only available in IE8 and higher.
So I'm very sorry, if you're on IE7, you won't get robots, not much I can do about it.
Additionally, if you're on IE8 or IE9 I'm still not sure if it would work because I can't run IE on Linux so I can't test.
If you're wondering what kind of browser version you're running, see http://www.thismachine.info/
im using FF 3.6
mebbee work nannywall could screw it up?
Am I supposed to see something at the bottom of the page or something?
I DID IT!
ME AM SMRT!
Will it run on my browser?
spoiler: the button only appears 1/10 times. If you don't see it, try refreshing.
I am refreshed!
and you are robots!
:lol:
never mind the below post then, which I was typing as you were posting. enjoy playing the game to revert the process! :)
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 07:58:43 PM
im using FF 3.6
mebbee work nannywall could screw it up?
Just checked, I'm running FF 3.6 too so that can't be it.
If you can load PD.com, it can't be the nannywall.
Maybe an adblocker or NoScript, but I doubt it. If the buttons on the post form work for you, this should work too.
As Cram said, it only appears with a 10% chance. Keep an eye out on the bottom right of any page on this forum.
There is (of course) also a special secret cheat code I can give that makes the button appears 100% of the time, I'm tempted to give it so people will stop wondering about whether it's ever going to appear or not, but I bet they'll just find something else to be stumped about :lol:
I COULD ALSO JUST BLANKET ENABLE THE ROBOT FEATURE FOR EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT THAT
(but then you don't get the treat of pressing the big shiny red button)
THIS SHIT IS AWESOMESAUCE.
I'MMA SERVE IT UP TILL THE MECHANICAL BULLS COME HOME! :D
...*sniff* My robo is fugly, tho. Not as cute as some others'...*vanity, vanity...all is vanity*
EVERYONE IS TEH ROBOTZ
how many unique robot avatars are there?
do they appear the same for everybody?
Cram's has a mustache... :lulz:
They seem unique so far...
ZE ROBOTS! ZEY ARE IN MY PEEDEEZ!
:omg:
I actually kind of like it like this. Beep boop beep boop.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 09:48:41 PM
how many unique robot avatars are there?
do they appear the same for everybody?
1. zillions. I should give credit to http://robohash.org/ -- I completely forgot because when I coded it on sunday I was gonna use it for myself only. Then I made the big red button. Then I thought "waitaminute there's no way for them to turn it off. Fuck it, let's sleep on it and deal with it tomorrow". Then in my sleep the idea for the emoticon hunt game came to me, which I made monday evening.
2. yes.
oh yeah, the reason why I made it for myself only at first was because I kept getting confused when people changed their screenname and avatar, so I figured if I change everyone into a unique robot I might eventually recognize them by their robot avatar.
see? I made it because it's USEFUL.
CLICKED BUTTON!!! :D
I DID IT AGAIN
IT WAS RED!
I like that I am turquoise and have only one eye.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 12, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
I haven't seen it either.
perhaps it has to do with the selection of forum theme? (i'm using the 'manuscript' theme)
I only tested it for the default theme and the limbo party theme.
I also only tested it for Firefox and Opera, although Fred reported it works fine in Safari too.
No, I use firefox
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 12, 2011, 09:55:45 PM
oh yeah, the reason why I made it for myself only at first was because I kept getting confused when people changed their screenname and avatar, so I figured if I change everyone into a unique robot I might eventually recognize them by their robot avatar.
see? I made it because it's USEFUL.
huh... that actually
is useful...
is there a way that you could make it so that it freezes everybody's avatars at their current state when you hit the button, rather than changing them to a determined set?.... hm. no i guess that would require saving the avatar set of everybody for each person who freezes it...
i like the idea, though...
I don't think I'm going to get to see the button... :(
What does my robot look like?
First time I ever saw the button was just a minute ago. I failed to click, as I had clicked on something else before I saw it, and the new page loaded.
Srsly though, only seen it once in three days.
OK, I've now seen it twice in half an hour. This time, I did click.
Your robot is a rather striking colour, Faust.
Quote from: Cain on July 13, 2011, 11:25:05 AM
OK, I've now seen it twice in half an hour. This time, I did click.
Your robot is a rather striking colour, Faust.
I got it, it's pink and scary.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 13, 2011, 03:24:49 AM
huh... that actually is useful...
is there a way that you could make it so that it freezes everybody's avatars at their current state when you hit the button, rather than changing them to a determined set?.... hm. no i guess that would require saving the avatar set of everybody for each person who freezes it...
yeah. as is nearly always the case, it
can be done, but I prefer to go with the simplest thing that works :)
My initial idea was to put a gravatar-like identicon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identicon) next to the username or instead of the stars or something, but then I came across the robohash.org site and it was just too good to pass up :)
I saw the shiny red button on my phone. Am afraid to push, as there's no way I'll be able to do the smiley thing in time.
mu hahaa hahahaaa
I pushed the button in Chrome so I could see what's going on. So now I can either be here in FF and see everything normal or go to Chrome and see all the robots and not have to worry about clicking things in a certain amount of time :)
I found another magic button:
http://make-everything-ok.com/
:lulz:
I had no clue what everyone was on about when I saw this thread yesterday. Saw the button a few minutes ago and clicked instantly without a second thought to this thread until it was too late. NOW THEY'RE ALL ROBOTS :x
Nice :lol:
I hit the button without the slightest hesitation, and then I saw this thread.
Why would I want to turn everybody BACK?!
I think I accidentally the whole forum.
:lol:
<---------
[Edit: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:]
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 13, 2011, 02:45:34 PM
I found another magic button:
http://make-everything-ok.com/
....what does it do?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 13, 2011, 02:45:34 PM
I found another magic button:
http://make-everything-ok.com/
....what does it do?
The label says it makes everything ok. I haz doubts.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2011, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 13, 2011, 02:45:34 PM
I found another magic button:
http://make-everything-ok.com/
....what does it do?
If you push it, it says everything is ok. And if things are not ok then you need to adjust your thinking.
Or something like that.
My work computer can turn the robots on, but there's no countdown or anything for clicking the emotes to turn them off. It comes back with an error on the page in the status bar whenever I try. So I really am fucked forever. And I think it's hysterical. :)
:fnord:
Blatantly cheating.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 15, 2011, 01:06:05 AM
My work computer can turn the robots on, but there's no countdown or anything for clicking the emotes to turn them off. It comes back with an error on the page in the status bar whenever I try. So I really am fucked forever. And I think it's hysterical. :)
You're just saying that because your robot has a moustache.
All right I just now found the damned thing and it took every ounce of will power I have not to push that big red button. What in the hell in my brain makes me want to smash it as soon as I see it?
I did not push it. I am going to. On MY terms. Right now.
I see no immediate advantage to the button. Everyone else's Avatars might be dying from the New Variant Titanium based Robo-Ayds for all anyone knows, and that would be a catastrophe. I could lol, because I've had my all my booster shots anyway,
And what about those of us who already have really cool Robots as an Avatar? Do we turn into Smurfs or something?
Because I'm not getting tricked into losing Joe Pineapples, for Papa bloody Smurf! Or even Papa Smurf and Smurfette. If I was using Walter the Wobot, then maybe, but Pinapples? It would take a Fully tricked out Bisley era Hammerstein before I'd even consider it.
Anywaze, I'm not pushin' no steenking button unless I tells me to do it! Even then, I might disobey myself,and ignore the order anyway. . . . . cuz thas how I roll, you shitnipples.
Now please to stop making me do stuff that I'm specifically told is at the very least, deleterious to mai serenity, at worst, something horrible and traumatic, like a really squalid picture of something that's stuck somewhere it shouldn't ever even be. Near.
And for all you brave spags who have yet to Cyber up, remember the sacrifices brave little Yoshimi made for us so that we might still be Flesh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8
Fuck the new flesh, Long live the old Flesh. This old flesh in particular.
Quote from: Alty on July 15, 2011, 05:27:11 AM
All right I just now found the damned thing and it took every ounce of will power I have not to push that big red button. What in the hell in my brain makes me want to smash it as soon as I see it?
I did not push it. I am going to. On MY terms. Right now.
:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 15, 2011, 01:06:05 AM
My work computer can turn the robots on, but there's no countdown or anything for clicking the emotes to turn them off. It comes back with an error on the page in the status bar whenever I try. So I really am fucked forever. And I think it's hysterical. :)
Hmm that's interesting. Which browser are you using?
Also, try now. If it's IE8, it might be that it supports all but the
Array.prototype.filter property, which is indeed only used in the countdown/quest part of the code. I replaced it with equivalent bit of code.
(and if it really won't go away and you're really fed up with it, shoot me a PM and I'll fix it)
Can you post all of them in a message, hit preview and click it then?
no! :evil:
because I made sure you can only click ones that are actually posted in an actual topic, and for one timer run, you need five different topics, one for each emote.
again, the order in which you get them is not important.
I was so determined to resist the impulse to press the button. I decided that I wouldn't do it. Then I opened up this thread, saw a big red button, and all my resolve suddenly lacked any presence at all. "Turn everyone into a Robot" it said. "Awesome" the impulse monster in my head replied. Bollocks. It's times like this that I realise, I really am a creature that demands instant gratification.Press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! NOW! *Click* It was always going to happen. I can sometimes resisit the urge to click or push buttons. BUT NOT RED ONES! :argh!:
Damn you Trippy-talka, and your Slutty Red Buttons! I need a fucking oilchange now! :argh!:
Quote from: BadBeast on July 15, 2011, 02:30:18 PM
I was so determined to resist the impulse to press the button. I decided that I wouldn't do it. Then I opened up this thread, saw a big red button, and all my resolve suddenly lacked any presence at all. "Turn everyone into a Robot" it said. "Awesome" the impulse monster in my head replied. Bollocks. It's times like this that I realise, I really am a creature that demands instant gratification.Press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! NOW! *Click* It was always going to happen. I can sometimes resisit the urge to click or push buttons. BUT NOT RED ONES! :argh!:
Damn you Trippy-talka, and your Slutty Red Buttons! I need a fucking oilchange now! :argh!:
holy SHIT
I need to add shiny buttons to the forum
way more often.
:lulz: / :mittens:
QuoteI need to add shiny buttons to the forum way more often.
YES. VERY YES.
I wonder how much work it would be to craft a custom forum skin that looks like a big sciency switchboard covered in clickable buttons...
I couldn't muster the motivation to try the wild goose chase for emoticons so I just cleared my cookies instead :)
Pretty neet though :)
It didn't take very long for me to push it.
In fact I don't think I even think I processed what was written on it before it was pushed.
I saw a red button and less than 1 second later it was pushed.
I love buttons.
Especially the ones on the top of fast food soda cups.
I know I know they don't do anything and no one ever uses them for what they were intended.
But sweet baby jebus is it cathartic to push those little bastards.
Clearing cookies shouldn't actually work. But you're using Chrome to browse? I guess, apparently if you clear its cookies it also clears localStorage then. Good thing, that.
Clearing my cache worked for me, but then the button came back.
Did you add backgrounds? They're cool.
The button always comes back.
It's shiny. You should push it.
I am, with great difficulty, resisting pushing it while here on my phone. No idea if it'll work, bork the system, or be stuck forever.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 05:47:12 PM
Clearing my cache worked for me, but then the button came back.
Did you add backgrounds? They're cool.
Yeah, at first I had just downloaded the robot avatars for only 500 people (sorted by time of last post) cause I didn't want to bog the server downloading like 5000+ robot avatars or so.
But then of course the avatars for the n00bs turned up empty. So I modified my script to download and cache the avatars once on demand. And when I looked at the robohash.org website, I saw the guy added an optional setting for backgrounds, so I figured I'd use that. It makes the robots easier to tell apart, too! [though IMO the beach backgrounds are kinda cheesy].
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2011, 06:52:37 PM
I am, with great difficulty, resisting pushing it while here on my phone. No idea if it'll work, bork the system, or be stuck forever.
If anybody gets stuck with the robots for some reason or another, and they're really sick of it, shoot me a PM and I'll add a cheatcode to get rid of it in an easier fashion.
I just cleared my cache which I do pretty often anyways and it went away.
I am however having a problem keeping myself from pushing it again.
Its so round and Big and shiny and red. I don't care what the words on it say. I wish you could have figured out how to have it make a " click " sound when yo push it. that would be so much more satisfying.
Can I say that seeing that button before there was any explanation as to its origins was one of my favorite things ever?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 22, 2011, 07:19:35 PM
Can I say that seeing that button before there was any explanation as to its origins was one of my favorite things ever?
Agreed . I was overcome with lustful novelty.
I pushed it, works on Droid.
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
Its so round and Big and shiny and red. I don't care what the words on it say. I wish you could have figured out how to have it make a " click " sound when yo push it. that would be so much more satisfying.
Hm, maybe I can do that.
It'd have to go "
click .. bzzzt ggiggzkikboktak" though. The last bit being the Transformers transforming sound, of course.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2011, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
Its so round and Big and shiny and red. I don't care what the words on it say. I wish you could have figured out how to have it make a " click " sound when yo push it. that would be so much more satisfying.
Hm, maybe I can do that.
It'd have to go "click .. bzzzt ggiggzkikboktak" though. The last bit being the Transformers transforming sound, of course.
That would be awesome!
I like the backgrounds, too.
JOIN US.
*Beep-boop!*
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
I just cleared my cache which I do pretty often anyways and it went away.
I am however having a problem keeping myself from pushing it again.
Its so round and Big and shiny and red. I don't care what the words on it say. I wish you could have figured out how to have it make a " click " sound when yo push it. that would be so much more satisfying.
Wanna get married? I don't care what gender you are or what you have sticking out of where. You're my type.
Oooh, navkat! :lulz: Good to "see" you again, Chica.
Also, LOVE the backgrounds. :D
Woo-wooooo!
I did the Robot.
I ain't goin' back.
I will eventually, and then I'll be all "OHSHIT, THAT'S their avatar? :lulz: "
I'll probably piss somebody off, then not be able to take them seriously because LOLROBOTS!!!!!
servo empirium robotticus
Brilliant Trip.
*mumbles to herself* Even though i still see the freaking bots.
i am too slow and dumb to be able to follow these ever so simple instructions.
I AM A FLORIDIAN GOD DAMN IT!!
I TURNED YOU ALL INTO ROBOTS ONCE, AND I'M SORRY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL, AND IT'S THE PD I ONCE KNEW, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S REALLY THERE UNDER YOUR AVATARS...
I forgot about the Easter egg. Well done, Trip. :lol: