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Did you turn everybody into a robot and now you can't turn them back?

Started by Triple Zero, July 10, 2011, 04:34:22 PM

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Salty

All right I just now found the damned thing and it took every ounce of will power I have not to push that big red button. What in the hell in my brain makes me want to smash it as soon as I see it?

I did not push it. I am going to. On MY terms. Right now.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

BadBeast

  I see no immediate advantage to the button. Everyone else's Avatars might be dying from the New Variant Titanium based Robo-Ayds for all anyone knows, and that would be a catastrophe. I could lol, because I've had my all my booster shots anyway, 


And what about those of us who already have  really cool Robots as an Avatar? Do we turn into  Smurfs or something?
Because I'm not getting tricked into losing Joe Pineapples, for Papa bloody Smurf! Or even Papa Smurf and Smurfette. If I was using Walter the Wobot, then maybe, but Pinapples? It would take a Fully tricked out Bisley era Hammerstein before I'd even consider it.

Anywaze,  I'm not pushin' no steenking button unless I tells me to do it!  Even then, I might disobey myself,and ignore the order anyway. . . . . cuz thas how I roll,  you shitnipples. 
Now please to stop making me do stuff that I'm specifically told is at the very least, deleterious to mai serenity, at worst, something horrible and traumatic, like a really squalid  picture of something  that's stuck somewhere  it shouldn't ever even be. Near.

And for all you brave spags who have yet to Cyber up, remember the sacrifices  brave little Yoshimi made for us so that we might still be Flesh.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8

Fuck the new flesh, Long live the old Flesh. This old flesh in particular.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

Quote from: Alty on July 15, 2011, 05:27:11 AM
All right I just now found the damned thing and it took every ounce of will power I have not to push that big red button. What in the hell in my brain makes me want to smash it as soon as I see it?

I did not push it. I am going to. On MY terms. Right now.
:lulz:

Triple Zero

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 15, 2011, 01:06:05 AM
My work computer can turn the robots on, but there's no countdown or anything for clicking the emotes to turn them off.  It comes back with an error on the page in the status bar whenever I try.  So I really am fucked forever.  And I think it's hysterical.   :)

Hmm that's interesting. Which browser are you using?

Also, try now. If it's IE8, it might be that it supports all but the Array.prototype.filter property, which is indeed only used in the countdown/quest part of the code. I replaced it with equivalent bit of code.

(and if it really won't go away and you're really fed up with it, shoot me a PM and I'll fix it)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Faust

Can you post all of them in a message, hit preview and click it then?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Triple Zero

no! :evil:

because I made sure you can only click ones that are actually posted in an actual topic, and for one timer run, you need five different topics, one for each emote.

again, the order in which you get them is not important.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

BadBeast

I was so determined to resist the impulse to press the button. I decided that I wouldn't do it. Then I opened up this thread, saw a big red button, and all my resolve suddenly lacked any presence at all. "Turn everyone into a Robot" it said. "Awesome" the impulse monster in my head replied. Bollocks. It's times like this that I realise, I really am a creature that demands instant gratification.Press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! NOW! *Click* It was always going to happen. I can sometimes resisit the urge to click or push buttons. BUT NOT RED ONES!  :argh!:
Damn you Trippy-talka, and your Slutty Red Buttons!  I need a fucking oilchange now!  :argh!:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

Quote from: BadBeast on July 15, 2011, 02:30:18 PM
I was so determined to resist the impulse to press the button. I decided that I wouldn't do it. Then I opened up this thread, saw a big red button, and all my resolve suddenly lacked any presence at all. "Turn everyone into a Robot" it said. "Awesome" the impulse monster in my head replied. Bollocks. It's times like this that I realise, I really am a creature that demands instant gratification.Press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, press the button, PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! NOW! *Click* It was always going to happen. I can sometimes resisit the urge to click or push buttons. BUT NOT RED ONES!  :argh!:
Damn you Trippy-talka, and your Slutty Red Buttons!  I need a fucking oilchange now!  :argh!:

holy SHIT

I need to add shiny buttons to the forum way more often.

:lulz: / :mittens:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

QuoteI need to add shiny buttons to the forum way more often.

YES.  VERY YES.

Cainad (dec.)

I wonder how much work it would be to craft a custom forum skin that looks like a big sciency switchboard covered in clickable buttons...

SmokeyMcChickenson

#130
I couldn't muster the motivation to try the wild goose chase for emoticons so I just cleared my cookies instead :)

Pretty neet though  :)

It didn't take very long for me to push it.

In fact I don't think I even think I processed what was written on it before it was pushed.

I saw a red button and less than 1 second later it was pushed.

I love buttons.

Especially the ones on the top of fast food soda cups.

I know I know they don't do anything and no one ever uses them for what they were intended.

But sweet baby jebus is it cathartic to push those little bastards.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Triple Zero

Clearing cookies shouldn't actually work. But you're using Chrome to browse? I guess, apparently if you clear its cookies it also clears localStorage then. Good thing, that.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

Clearing my cache worked for me, but then the button came back.

Did you add backgrounds?  They're cool.

LMNO

The button always comes back.

It's shiny.  You should push it.

Luna

I am, with great difficulty, resisting pushing it while here on my phone.  No idea if it'll work, bork the system, or be stuck forever.
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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