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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM

Title: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM
I heard that there's not much room in the cemetery, so she's covering Janis Joplin.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2011, 12:00:29 AM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 12:05:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc&ob=av2n

She should have said yes, yes, yes.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Cain on July 24, 2011, 12:05:43 AM
I've been waiting for someone to text me a good one.  So far, I am disappointed.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2011, 12:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 12:05:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc&ob=av2n

She should have said yes, yes, yes.

I liked that song, which is the reason I remembered who she was.  Also "Rehab" and her name is Winehouse always made me lol.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Disco Pickle on July 24, 2011, 12:10:11 AM
In other news, several Camden area drug dealers filed for unemployment this morning.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Eve Hill on July 24, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 11:59:29 PM
I heard that there's not much room in the cemetery, so she's covering Janis Joplin.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Did she died?

I always thought she was one of the more tragic of the recent celebrity trainwrecks.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Cain on July 24, 2011, 01:23:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Did she died?

I always thought she was one of the more tragic of the recent celebrity trainwrecks.

Yup, she died at her London flat.

To be honest, after her last train-wreck of a performance, where she was booed off stage (because she was so high she could barely stand, let alone hold a tune) I wouldn't have placed money on her lasting to the end of the year.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: navkat on July 24, 2011, 10:31:36 AM
Adele came out and took over the role of white-girl-with-black-diva-vocals. It was no longer necessary to put up with Winehouse's rich-white-girl-with-white-girl-problems. Her "tortured addict soul" bullshit suddenly became very trite and very passé.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: WretchedChan on July 24, 2011, 10:32:36 AM
Quote from: navkat on July 24, 2011, 10:31:36 AM
Adele came out and took over the role of white-girl-with-black-diva-vocals. It was no longer necessary to put up with Winehouse's rich-white-girl-with-white-girl-problems. Her "tortured addict soul" bullshit suddenly became very trite and very passé.

i can tell you from personal expeience that no one wants to snork blow off your ass and tits if they think they are going to catch your hepatitus.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:11:38 PM
Poor fucking thing.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 24, 2011, 06:30:35 PM
I won $300 in a celebrity death pool that some friends and I have been doing for years. I was the first person to ever have one of their picks pan out.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.

At this point, I'm going to invoke TGRR's 2d Rule.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Jenne on July 25, 2011, 05:39:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Did she died?

I always thought she was one of the more tragic of the recent celebrity trainwrecks.

me too
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: BadBeast on July 26, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.

At this point, I'm going to invoke TGRR's 2d Rule.
The one that went "Always return borrowed powertools"?
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Dr Preference on July 26, 2011, 11:48:04 PM
For what it's worth, this is the first time since the early nineties that I heard about a famous person dying before someone told me a joke about that person's death.

That's the real tragedy here.
Title: Re: Is it too soon to do Amy Winehouse jokes?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2011, 11:55:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 26, 2011, 11:28:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Yeah, I realize it's not very funny to actually feel sorry for her.

At this point, I'm going to invoke TGRR's 2d Rule.
The one that went "Always return borrowed powertools"?

No, that's the one that says "everything is funny when it happens to someone else."

Number 4 is the power tools one.