and I think we should stop being so mean to hippies.
Not a funny in this context, nevermind...
Which hippies? *scratches head*
I just think we should be nice to everyone. :)
ATTN all emergency personnel: Primary Hate Duct is experiencing a full block. Prepare for Category 1 fallout.
*ahem* Anyway, Dok, do tell. Do you really believe that a new policy of niceness will lead to overall improvement of everything? We'd love to hear your thoughts.
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
We'd love to hear your thoughts.
When my wife hits me really hard, I poop nickels. :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:03:55 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
We'd love to hear your thoughts.
When my wife hits me really hard, I poop nickels. :)
Were you holding back her benjies?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:05:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:03:55 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
We'd love to hear your thoughts.
When my wife hits me really hard, I poop nickels. :)
Were you holding back her benjies?
I
told her, I said, if you kick hard enough dimes come out.
These thigns are GREAT for stress!
But if we're nice to everyone the hate will just back up and reach critical mass and explode like a nuclear blast and...
Okay! :p
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 03:14:53 AM
But if we're nice to everyone the hate will just back up and reach critical mass and explode like a nuclear blast and...
Okay! :p
I AM A BLIZZARD OF POOP
Oh, wait, I think I know what's going on...
I have to go preach the word
taking laptpo onto upstairs blacony
Son of a bitch, he did it again.
GREEDY BASTARD SHARE YOUR GODDAMN CACTUS!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:21:01 AM
Son of a bitch, he did it again.
GREEDY BASTARD SHARE YOUR GODDAMN CACTUS!
I puked over hte rail. You could scoop it up
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:21:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:21:01 AM
Son of a bitch, he did it again.
GREEDY BASTARD SHARE YOUR GODDAMN CACTUS!
I puked over hte rail. You could scoop it up
Oh, fuck.
Roger...
Roger, is this harmine?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:21:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:21:01 AM
Son of a bitch, he did it again.
GREEDY BASTARD SHARE YOUR GODDAMN CACTUS!
I puked over hte rail. You could scoop it up
Oh, fuck.
Roger...
Roger, is this harmine?
No, ist cactus
you want to share my head? :lol:
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
ATTN all emergency personnel: Primary Hate Duct is experiencing a full block. Prepare for Category 1 fallout.
SCRATCH THAT ORDER. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
Are your people grateful for the Word you preach, Dok? My laypeople always just look at me funny and shake their heads. :sad:
No thanks. There's too many spiders.
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:24:54 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 29, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
ATTN all emergency personnel: Primary Hate Duct is experiencing a full block. Prepare for Category 1 fallout.
SCRATCH THAT ORDER. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
Are your people grateful for the Word you preach, Dok? My laypeople always just look at me funny and shake their heads. :sad:
They ignore my widsom and pretend to play gollf.
My keyboard is getting all woozyt
This is a good opportunity for enterprising spags to find Dok's cache of peyote....
Or find the rest of the harmine, I mean, he couldn't have eaten it all right?
GODDAMN IT DOK. :crankey:
ETA: Nevermind. it's just regular strength cactus.
Its hot out
Oh dear.
Dok, now, remember, We don't have those Castle laws.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:28:51 AM
Dok, now, remember, We don't have those Castle laws.
we do
they need GLORY
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:21:51 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:21:01 AM
Son of a bitch, he did it again.
GREEDY BASTARD SHARE YOUR GODDAMN CACTUS!
I puked over hte rail. You could scoop it up
:vom:
brbr
Dok has stripped down to his birfday suit and is now on a tirade.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:32:08 AM
Dok has stripped down to his birfday suit and is now on a tirade.
Video?
The internet would implode, woman!
Also, he's doing this on a work night. And didn't share.
:argh!:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:32:45 AM
The internet would implode, woman!
Explain how this is bad? I might actually get more sleep. :wink:
Oh, we've got a live one! Instead of fleeing (that is a man with a strong constitution) like most people have done, he's listening.
Oh wait.
Oh.
OH HELL NO.
And there goes our neighbor northward, praying at the top of his lungs.
Dok is now striding up and down the balcony, shouting about chicken fuckers and nature.
Apparently, he thinks that you spags everywhere have too much of it.
Oh. Wow.
That's, eesh, a lot of pent up stress coming out.
Inarticulate howling, directly on the heels of vaulting over the balcony (how did he not break himself?) to do a rain-dance in the back-yard with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in hand.
Shifting our focus back to Hole 10, the man out there...
That man...
OH HELL NO.
Um... ?
Just no.
HELL FUCKING NO.
What the fuck-
DOK JUST ATE SOME MORE CACTUS AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH A RAW GECKO. WHERE DOES HE FUCKING GET IT FROM?
Sure, he thinks he's a happy camper now, but just you wait, you selfish man-whore.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:48:29 AM
Sure, he thinks he's a happy camper now, but just you wait, you selfish man-whore.
He's been under some stress the past couple days, leave him at least a couple functioning limbs, please?
I mean, for fuck's sake! He's dancing naked in the backyard, NAKED, and he seemingly pulled a handful of cactus buttons out of his arse for all I know, and smashed them in his pie-hole and then decided it would be extremely tasty washed down with gross lizard.
And then turned into a human fire-hose.
Of awful brownish stuff I don't care to contemplate.
MOAR DOOM.
That is all.
I'll tell him you send your regards, Richter. :lulz:
Oh, ew! How much vomit can one human body contain? That puts my recent bout of food poisoning to shame.
Also serves him right.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 03:57:49 AM
Oh, ew! How much vomit can one human body contain? That puts my recent bout of food poisoning to shame.
Also serves him right.
Damn. Aim him at the 17th hole on the golf course. See if he can fill the cup.
We're off the tenth hole, I don't even know where hole 17 is.
Also, Richter, Dok says something like 'ARGLE LARGLE MARGLE," followed by hysterical or maniacal laughing.
Speaking of the tenth hole, let's see OH HELL FUCKING NO.
Finally. :lulz: I thought I was going to have to go to fucking SARNATH to get proper doom.
He has now climbed up the latice to get back to the porch (this is not a good angle for any naked man), and is shouting about, um....
Mario? Who the fuck is Mario?
IF he tries to jump on turtles or hop down pipes to a "warp zone" fetch the hammer.
I'd put a quote here, but I honestly can't decipher what he's saying. It's all for real just inarticulate howl.
Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2011, 04:10:28 AM
IF he tries to jump on turtles or hop down pipes to a "warp zone" fetch the hammer.
I fetched the Hammah some time ago.
...
He's stopped even trying to make people noises. I think he might be infested with Cthulu.
Send help or eldritch bourbon.
BRB
He tried to stuff more cactus in his face?! I mean, how much can even he handle of that stuff? I had to wrestle it away from him.
They got all squished in the process. Nobody can have it now. Baww.
If there's any leson to be taken here, it's that when Dok decides to do anything, he TAKES IT TO THE WALL.
And now he's hollering about Englishmen and eel pies, and how he's pretty sure he can use them both as a renewable energy source for his MB4. (mechanical boyfriend mach 4)
I didn't even know he had made a third one. WHERE DID IT GO?
No, Dok. No.
Absolutely not.
NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ENGLAND BY SENDING Y
Sorry, had a thing for a moment...
Yeah, he says he's going to end himself to England in a big box. I fear for their safety.
Quote: "HELL YES, MISTER SPIDER, I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE IN YOUR PARADE! THAT IS A LOVELY DRESS, MAY I HAVE IT?"
And then he started.... gyrating. Um, of the pelvic region.
I need some eye bleach.
He's crawled under his bed.
I think that's it for tonight.
Good thing I grabbed his bourbon off him.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 04:33:25 AM
Quote: "HELL YES, MISTER SPIDER, I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE IN YOUR PARADE! THAT IS A LOVELY DRESS, MAY I HAVE IT?"
And then he started.... gyrating. Um, of the pelvic region.
I need some eye bleach.
I... Um...
Thanks for watching out for him, Freeky. Really.
Holy shit this was one of the best play by plays of um... indescribable yet awesome... uh, I'm at a loss for words I can only :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I know this probably isn't as funny for you Jenkem, but thanks for the updates.
Best wishes to you and Dok. :)
Yeah, it's funny to me too.
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Now he's telling Maria to stop tap dancing on his balls, he's not in the mood, he has a headache and the tiny lizards will get him for eating their king. While he's still under the bed. And Maria hasn't been over in weeks.
Man that was like 5 pages of lol-tastic lols.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on July 29, 2011, 05:30:04 AM
Man that was like 5 pages of lol-tastic lols.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
IAWTC!
Best thread in the history of western civilization. SRS. :D
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
*Mopping iced tea off the table* That was :awesome:
I agree that Dok should send himself to England in a box.
TIA.
I wonder how long the HOA will wait before they show up with torches and pitchforks.
Ahahaha
I always miss the fun! Oh, a holy man and his cactus.
It's raining outside. :tinfoilhat:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
I am ill. :sad:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
I am ill. :sad:
Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend.
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
I am ill. :sad:
Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend.
So will that much crap on a work night.
At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 02:27:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
I am ill. :sad:
Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend.
So will that much crap on a work night.
At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.
I truly have the deepest sympathy for you, I really do, it's just this hysterical laughter refuses to stop....
I'm very happy you survived, do you have a message for us from over there?
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 02:30:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 02:27:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM
EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.
Dok, when you read this tomorrow, I guarantee you you're going to regret.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL! I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
I am ill. :sad:
Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend.
So will that much crap on a work night.
At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.
I truly have the deepest sympathy for you, I really do, it's just this hysterical laughter refuses to stop....
I'm very happy you survived, do you have a message for us from over there?
The Holiness™ has faded. You will have to rely on Freeky's horrible slanders.
This thread was the tits.
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
Yes- why did you eat a gecko for example? And was it alive when you were doing so?
Shit, I think actual cactus is one of the only po I HAVEN'T.
Quote from: navkat on July 29, 2011, 04:13:46 PM
Shit, I think actual cactus is one of the only po I HAVEN'T.
I have, and I drank tequila with it. I'm fairly certain the lifetime ban from Immokalee is worth it.....
Cactus is cool, but mescaline dots are way better. Controllable dosage, much less of the "vomiting up the universe" bit, and it's the exact same alkaloid.
Or so I'm told.
ECH,
law-abiding citizen.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 29, 2011, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
Yes- why did you eat a gecko for example? And was it alive when you were doing so?
No, I remember mashing it with the whiskey bottle, and bellowing something about the mighty hunter. :lulz:
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT
Maybe I'm not serious enough about having a good time, but... When is vomiting fun?
Quote from: Luna on July 29, 2011, 05:01:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT
Maybe I'm not serious enough about having a good time, but... When is vomiting fun?
First you vomit, then you get all Holy
TM 1, whereas with booze you get all Holy™ and then you vomit.
1 Unless you go a little overboard, and then you keep vomiting, but since each pint of vomit is a packet of information to the Gods, it's still okay.
Well, hopefully that made up for the shit week(s) you've had...I find tying one on occaisionally wipes some of the grime off the slate, gives you a hazier newer perspective if not a fresher, wholesome and cleaner one...
Freeky's blow by blows reminded me of that thread Maria wrote here once of a similar episode...that ended with Roger hiding under the bed with this laptop.
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 05:56:38 PM
Well, hopefully that made up for the shit week(s) you've had...I find tying one on occaisionally wipes some of the grime off the slate, gives you a hazier newer perspective if not a fresher, wholesome and cleaner one...
Freeky's blow by blows reminded me of that thread Maria wrote here once of a similar episode...that ended with Roger hiding under the bed with this laptop.
That was where the "Rain God" made an appearance right?
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 06:56:07 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 05:56:38 PM
Well, hopefully that made up for the shit week(s) you've had...I find tying one on occaisionally wipes some of the grime off the slate, gives you a hazier newer perspective if not a fresher, wholesome and cleaner one...
Freeky's blow by blows reminded me of that thread Maria wrote here once of a similar episode...that ended with Roger hiding under the bed with this laptop.
That was where the "Rain God" made an appearance right?
Yes, that was Roger pissing over the canyon where his house was located. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 29, 2011, 06:56:07 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 05:56:38 PM
Well, hopefully that made up for the shit week(s) you've had...I find tying one on occaisionally wipes some of the grime off the slate, gives you a hazier newer perspective if not a fresher, wholesome and cleaner one...
Freeky's blow by blows reminded me of that thread Maria wrote here once of a similar episode...that ended with Roger hiding under the bed with this laptop.
That was where the "Rain God" made an appearance right?
Yes, that was Roger pissing over the canyon where his house was located. :lulz:
Ah yes I remember that.... GOOD TIMES!!! :lulz:
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
She was still sore about the trash cans.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
She was still sore about the trash cans.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
She was still sore about the trash cans.
As of just yesterday? :lulz:
I doubt that you will ever be allowed to forget that one.....
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
1 Unless you go a little overboard, and then you keep vomiting, but since each pint of vomit is a packet of information to the Gods, it's still okay.
ah, VOIP. the vomit-over-IP protocol.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Hey, Dok. I'm curious. what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?
YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT
I landed at a dance at the KC hall once when I was YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT, listening to a shit band play Foreigner and Skynyrd songs. The mother of one of my friends came to my table to say hi. It was LAIL because her eye was sliding down her neck.
And yes. It was Holy. :D
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
I'm going to have to start saving plane fare to join this brand of ill-advised hullaballooo.
Quote from: navkat on July 30, 2011, 04:54:12 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
I'm going to have to start saving plane fare to join this brand of ill-advised hullaballooo.
One more religious experience before we die.
Even if it means going to Tuscon.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2011, 05:16:28 AM
Quote from: navkat on July 30, 2011, 04:54:12 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Maria'd put the laptop down, go check on him, and then report what was going on--just like Freeky last night. In real time, that shit's hilarious.
I think one time, he ran out into the street and was accosting people as a Holy ManTM, telling them this that and the other, starting fights, nekkid as a jaybird. She had to hustle him inside.
I'm going to have to start saving plane fare to join this brand of ill-advised hullaballooo.
One more religious experience before we die.
Even if it means going to Tuscon.
Tucson I can handle.
Everyone knows Teh navkat's two supaHero weaknesses are:
1. Winter climate/insufficient sunlight (I suspect, to carry on the process of converting Adenosine Triphosphate into sugars and Oxygen--but I could be wrong about this)
2. Slugs
Arizona has:
1. Equatorial proximity
2. Dry, salty terrain.
This could work.