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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 08:12:27 PM

Title: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 08:12:27 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/who-wants-to-live-for-ever-a-scientific-breakthrough-could-mean-humans-live-for-hundreds-of-years-772418.html

:madbanana:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Freeky on July 29, 2011, 08:21:06 PM
I prefer this to tormenting children until they kill themselves, personally, though I could see the whole 800+ age coupled with human nature, not to mention government, as an abomination.
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 29, 2011, 08:23:35 PM
Hell that would mean I'd have to put up with all the stupid monkeys around me for like forever....

:vom:

No thanks, let me die!
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?

Read on.  They think they can apply this to primates.
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Freeky on July 29, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
QuoteThus, billions of organisms die early so that a few better-adapted individuals can grow."

I wonder why this sounds so familiar. :|
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: dontblameyoko on July 29, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
I seem to recall reading something in Gulliver's Travels about why living for a really, really, really long time might not be such a great idea.  (We can't all be Doctor Who...)
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 29, 2011, 09:22:58 PM
I'd take it. I could literally get off the planet and settle elsewhere if i had to.
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 29, 2011, 09:28:00 PM
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:38:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:

There'd be no smell at all, which makes it all the more horrible.
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 29, 2011, 09:40:24 PM
I am willing to enter a pact with anyone who has the balls that if this happens and they end up putting this shit in our water or something I will shoot you if you shoot me!!!   :lulz:

Anything to avoid this.....

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Nadezhda on July 29, 2011, 09:43:44 PM
MILF and GILF porn will be old hat, and eventually a raging market for Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-GILF pronz will form, hungry for that wrinkly... and the... fluids... moist...


:x
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Guys with cataracts and viagra hardons unable to find the hole, not caring, taking whichever wrinkle is handy... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:38:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:

There'd be no smell at all, which makes it all the more horrible.

Dunno, man...oldsters ain't known for their capacity to hold their fluids in, just saying.
Title: Re: OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2011, 01:03:44 AM
My concerns are... if it extends your lifetime to ten times what it currently is, does that mean that the terrible twos will last TEN YEARS? At what point does aging stabilize? I mean, if I could mature by 20 and spend the next 760 years in the prime of my life, then start to decline into old age when I was 780 or so, I'd take it.

But I sure as fuck wouldn't have any kids if pregnancy took seven and a half years, and they didn't leave the house until they were 180... The solution to the population problem would be built right in.