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OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 29, 2011, 08:12:27 PM

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Cain

#1
July 29, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?

Freeky

#2
July 29, 2011, 08:21:06 PM
I prefer this to tormenting children until they kill themselves, personally, though I could see the whole 800+ age coupled with human nature, not to mention government, as an abomination.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#3
July 29, 2011, 08:23:35 PM
Hell that would mean I'd have to put up with all the stupid monkeys around me for like forever....

:vom:

No thanks, let me die!

Doktor Howl

#4
July 29, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?

Read on.  They think they can apply this to primates.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#5
July 29, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
QuoteThus, billions of organisms die early so that a few better-adapted individuals can grow."

I wonder why this sounds so familiar. :|

dontblameyoko

#6
July 29, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
I seem to recall reading something in Gulliver's Travels about why living for a really, really, really long time might not be such a great idea.  (We can't all be Doctor Who...)
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Nephew Twiddleton

#7
July 29, 2011, 09:22:58 PM
I'd take it. I could literally get off the planet and settle elsewhere if i had to.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#9
July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
July 29, 2011, 09:28:00 PM
:horrormirth:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jenne

#11
July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:

Doktor Howl

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July 29, 2011, 09:38:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:

There'd be no smell at all, which makes it all the more horrible.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
July 29, 2011, 09:40:24 PM
I am willing to enter a pact with anyone who has the balls that if this happens and they end up putting this shit in our water or something I will shoot you if you shoot me!!!   :lulz:

Anything to avoid this.....

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

:horrormirth:

Nadezhda

#14
July 29, 2011, 09:43:44 PM
MILF and GILF porn will be old hat, and eventually a raging market for Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-GILF pronz will form, hungry for that wrinkly... and the... fluids... moist...


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