OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/who-wants-to-live-for-ever-a-scientific-breakthrough-could-mean-humans-live-for-hundreds-of-years-772418.html

[Cain]

Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?

[Freeky]

I prefer this to tormenting children until they kill themselves, personally, though I could see the whole 800+ age coupled with human nature, not to mention government, as an abomination.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Hell that would mean I'd have to put up with all the stupid monkeys around me for like forever....



No thanks, let me die!

[Doktor Howl]

Long-lived yeast activates your rage gland?

Read on.  They think they can apply this to primates.

[Freeky]

Thus, billions of organisms die early so that a few better-adapted individuals can grow."

I wonder why this sounds so familiar.

[dontblameyoko]

I seem to recall reading something in Gulliver's Travels about why living for a really, really, really long time might not be such a great idea.  (We can't all be Doctor Who...)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'd take it. I could literally get off the planet and settle elsewhere if i had to.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  

[Doktor Howl]

Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Jenne]

Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people? 

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity...

[Doktor Howl]

Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people? 

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity...

There'd be no smell at all, which makes it all the more horrible.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I am willing to enter a pact with anyone who has the balls that if this happens and they end up putting this shit in our water or something I will shoot you if you shoot me!!!  

Anything to avoid this.....

Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

[Nadezhda]

MILF and GILF porn will be old hat, and eventually a raging market for Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-GILF pronz will form, hungry for that wrinkly... and the... fluids... moist...