:lulz:
Nigel might be kind and non-confrontational even to a complete waste of carbon like yourself, but I'm not.
Christian Blue Winterhawk is like a pseudointellectual Tony Robbins.
Christian Blue Winterhawk is reputed to be a thief and a homewrecker.
Christian Blue Winterhawk probably should lay off the hippie lettuce.
Christian Blue Winterhawk.
Christian Blue Winterhawk.
Christian Blue Winterhawk.
CHRISTIAN BLUE WINTERHAWK.
BOISE BOISE BOISE IDAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
His full name must be Christian "Wolf" Blue Winterhawk.
Christian Blue Wolfhawk?
Wolfen Blue Christianhawk?
Hawkwolf Blue Winterchristian?
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
His full name must be Christian "Wolf" Blue Winterhawk.
:lulz:
The sad part is, he probably didn't even look around here enough to actually realize what that means when he googles himself and comes back here.
I'm missing something.
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.
Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.
Or something along those lines.
That noob that you were irritated with for registering using a moniker almost the same as yours?
turns out he's Nigel's ex-roommate/butthurt webstalker and we're poking him with sticks because the root cause of his butthurt, apparently, was finding his name here when he googled himself and realizing that pretty much everyone thinks he's a shitty writer with an undeserved messiah complex.
CHRISTIAN
BLUE
WINTERHAWK!!!!
Quote from: Cainad on August 02, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.
Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.
Or something along those lines.
You'd think they'd learn eventually. Underneath this veneer of calm and reasonableness is a 500 watt butthurt amplifier. :lulz:
Also, I think he may have shat on the actual couch in this case.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 02, 2011, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 02, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.
Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.
Or something along those lines.
You'd think they'd learn eventually. Underneath this veneer of calm and reasonableness is a 500 watt butthurt amplifier. :lulz:
:lulz:
Stealing that.
:lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 02, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
That noob that you were irritated with for registering using a moniker almost the same as yours?
turns out he's Nigel's ex-roommate/butthurt webstalker and we're poking him with sticks because the root cause of his butthurt, apparently, was finding his name here when he googled himself and realizing that pretty much everyone thinks he's a shitty writer with an undeserved messiah complex.
CHRISTIAN
BLUE
WINTERHAWK!!!!
Oh that guy, that I still never managed to see his thievery of.
Why do bitches got to step up to the Dark Empress?
I'm guessing the nick wasn't chosen in the spirit of irony?
Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.
Is Christian Blue like the religious right's answer to Prussian Blue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue)?
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 02, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.
Charley Brown Cuddlehawk :lulz:
:spittake:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 03, 2011, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 02, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.
Charley Brown Cuddlehawk :lulz:
Well, that just makes me feel warm and fuzzy alllllllllll over!
:spittake:
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 03, 2011, 02:41:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 03, 2011, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 02, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.
Charley Brown Cuddlehawk :lulz:
Well, that just makes me feel warm and fuzzy alllllllllll over!
That is a scary thought....
Bump for Koyotes.
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2011, 07:37:15 PM
Bump for Koyotes.
IIIIIIIN BOISE, IDAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:lulz:
Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.
:lulz:
Why the hell do they keep PMing you? I mean, really?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 03, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Why the hell do they keep PMing you? I mean, really?
Because I am their King. :digtbk:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.
:lulz:
$5 says he gets tired of it before ECH does.
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2011, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.
:lulz:
$5 says he gets tired of it before ECH does.
Not touching that cash.
And fuck it, I'm in. I have nothing better to do. I don't like this creep, and I wish to fuck with him.
I once heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Christian Blue Winterhawk was once trapped under an avalanche with a group of adventurous vegans. From what I was told by an unreliable source, they managed to carve themselves a small crevice where they hoped to wait until help arrived. Fully prepared they had a small flare gun and bored a tiny hole through which a flare was shot. It was only a matter of time before they would be rescued.
This completely untrustworthy person explained how it was very confusing that only Christian Blue Winterhawk survived the ordeal. From unsubstantiated evidence gathered it appears that Christian Blue Winterhawk read some of his stories which he had with him to pass the time. It was shortly after this, apparently, that the vegans began to eat their own bodies, not to gain nourishment, but to hasten their own demise so they would not have to bear the horror of living with the ordeal they lived through.
I don't believe a word of it though.
I was told, by a similarly shady character, that Christian Blue Winterhawk had to leave Portland for choking skeeter 72 times in public and then woke up in the public fountain. The Sheriff said he had to go, or else.
But this, again, was from a sketchy guy who was trying to cadge quarters for the peep show.
He's created a new account, "Nosightnosound" to be a tricky fellow.
:lulz:
Damn, he's obviously smarter than us by a factor of 'n'
What the fuck will we do now? :x
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.
:lulz:
I hope he doesn't have anything planned for the next forever or so. :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 03, 2011, 09:28:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.
:lulz:
I hope he doesn't have anything planned for the next forever or so. :lulz:
:lulz:
Nigel's boot in his ass was coming
He's finally on his own
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
Gotta get down to it
Taking his videos down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him
And saw the spag comment threads?
How to not laugh if you know?
Troll soldiers and Nigel coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 04, 2011, 11:39:26 PM
Nigel's boot in his ass was coming
He's finally on his own
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
Gotta get down to it
Taking his videos down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him
And saw the spag comment threads?
How to not laugh if you know?
Troll soldiers and Nigel coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif) :mittens:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 04, 2011, 11:39:26 PM
Nigel's boot in his ass was coming
He's finally on his own
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
Gotta get down to it
Taking his videos down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him
And saw the spag comment threads?
How to not laugh if you know?
Troll soldiers and Nigel coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the butthurt,
More hipsters in Idaho.
OMG! :lol: