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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM

Title: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:28:38 AM
Wear are my werebeetles?
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Salty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:30:13 AM
YES OR NO?
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:37:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:28:38 AM
Wear are my werebeetles?

I'M FUCKING WORKING ON THEM, OKAY?

As for /wearing/ them, you need to wait for that too.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Luna on August 16, 2011, 04:38:01 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

Holy crap, at least tell me you didn't BUY that weasel piss...  Life is too damn short to buy shitty beer.

(Note, if said shitty beer is free, you get a pass.  One does not get to bitch about the quality (or lack thereof) when drinking free beer.)
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:39:23 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

That is not beer. 

Also, mixing beer & wine = pain tomorrow.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:39:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 16, 2011, 04:38:01 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

Holy crap, at least tell me you didn't BUY that weasel piss...  Life is too damn short to buy shitty beer.

(Note, if said shitty beer is free, you get a pass.  One does not get to bitch about the quality (or lack thereof) when drinking free beer.)

I didn't buy it, okay? It was in the frige. Was supposed to bring people to the airport today, but the flight went wrong so everyone was drinking.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:39:55 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.

Too late. ASKING!!!!!! :horrormirth:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
How many kinds of pondkitten are there?
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:42:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:39:23 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:35:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:27:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:27:26 AM
Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

That is not beer. 

Also, mixing beer & wine = pain tomorrow.

Yes, I know, but it was only four and I've been done for a while. It should be fine.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:49:25 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.

:lulz: :mittens: :potd: :mittens: :lulz:

FATALITY. 

KAI WINS.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:53:29 AM
This is one of the reasons I love Kai.  He can be Mr Serious for YEARS, and then BAM!  Out of nowhere, he pimp slaps a motherfucker into a coma.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.


:lulz:


You laugh now...
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

:lulz:

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.

Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:55:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

:lulz:

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.



I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:00:35 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:37:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:28:38 AM
Wear are my werebeetles?

I'M FUCKING WORKING ON THEM, OKAY?

As for /wearing/ them, you need to wait for that too.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:01:10 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 16, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.

GO PHOXXY! GO GO GO!
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:02:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:03:18 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:55:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

:lulz:

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.



I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.

INdeed.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 05:04:00 AM
Thread is  :lulz: and Kai is awesome.
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 05:04:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:03:18 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:55:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 16, 2011, 04:41:11 AM
Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds. :lulz:

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

:lulz:

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.



I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.

INdeed.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 16, 2011, 01:33:16 PM
Kai, on behalf of the Institute of Applied Lulz, please accept this internets. :lulz:
Title: Re: The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
:thankyouthankyou: