Not really. But some random crazy person is REALLY pissed off about his latest painting. :lulz: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bijijoo/6011973431/
(Khara, I stole your American Dream for my comment, because it cracked me up so much.)
That's a great picture!
:lulz:
That's awesome.
I totally heart b! Also I just noticed that he painted this:
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2011/02/gaddafi1.jpg)
He's incredibly talented and creative. How anyone cannot see this just does not compute.
I suspect it's someone he knows, and has pissed off on a personal level.
That account only signed up in August (no actual date given, so it might've been the 30th) and has no profile information at all.
Quote from: Cain on September 02, 2011, 06:34:30 AM
I suspect it's someone he knows, and has pissed off on a personal level.
That account only signed up in August (no actual date given, so it might've been the 30th) and has no profile information at all.
Oooh I bet you're right! Even though it is hard to imagine who would be pissed off at b!
AMAZING!
I love his work, this one is awesome!!!
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 02:46:10 PM
I love his work, this one is awesome!!!
Yeah, but the first two comments make the funny, here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 02:46:10 PM
I love his work, this one is awesome!!!
Yeah, but the first two comments make the funny, here.
The Sassy stuff? Trolls be hatin...
I think most of the comments are hilarious, even stupid Sassy :lulz:
I agree that it's someone he knows, I'd be looking at whoever he's rejected in some way (most likely minor) who is pissed..... Has he had any blind dates or one night stands recently?
I can't imagine anyone being pissed at b! He's so sweet. But maybe it's related to his ex-girlfriend.
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 06:41:47 PM
I can't imagine anyone being pissed at b! He's so sweet. But maybe it's related to his ex-girlfriend.
Yeah there is an undertone of catty nasty yanno? I have to think it's a personal issue. He may have even been nice and she's just a butthurt queen yanno?
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 06:41:47 PM
I can't imagine anyone being pissed at b! He's so sweet. But maybe it's related to his ex-girlfriend.
Yeah there is an undertone of catty nasty yanno? I have to think it's a personal issue. He may have even been nice and she's just a butthurt queen yanno?
I am more inclined to think it's very tongue-in-cheek.
However, I googled that username, and she has some other very odd posts elsewhere. About some celebrity(?) I've never heard of.
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 06:41:47 PM
I can't imagine anyone being pissed at b! He's so sweet. But maybe it's related to his ex-girlfriend.
Yeah there is an undertone of catty nasty yanno? I have to think it's a personal issue. He may have even been nice and she's just a butthurt queen yanno?
I am more inclined to think it's very tongue-in-cheek.
However, I googled that username, and she has some other very odd posts elsewhere. About some celebrity(?) I've never heard of.
I think she's basically a self-appointed guardian of the arts.
I think her taste in art sucks.
ETA: Your friend bijijoo is awesome, Nigel.
He is really really awesome! I wish I could fall in love and marry him.
WOWWWWW, crazy comment lady commented about ten more times and it is epically off the deep end. I especially like the last one, "so take your nasty website, your pig researchers and have fun. God has the final say."
I'm sorry, did I say ten? I meant thirty. Whoa.
when I grow up, I want to be a pig researcher on a nasty website.
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 05, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
when I grow up, I want to be a pig researcher on a nasty website.
:lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 05, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
when I grow up, I want to be a pig researcher on a nasty website.
:lulz:
Oh yeah, she went from pig research to a fuckload of TL;DR like a floored 'Vette.
I researched 17 nasty websites today and have found on average about 0.83 pigs per page. Am I doin it rite?
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 05, 2011, 07:08:41 PM
I researched 17 nasty websites today and have found on average about 0.83 pigs per page. Am I doin it rite?
Pig researchers need to come out of the closet! Rise! Pig Researchers! Stand Proud! The Internet needs the pigs!
I think one of the goofies escaped from the Free Thinker's Forum and got lost on Flickr.
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 01:27:41 AM
Not really. But some random crazy person is REALLY pissed off about his latest painting. :lulz: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bijijoo/6011973431/
That painting fucking rocks!!
Quote from: Hoopla on September 13, 2011, 06:05:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 01:27:41 AM
Not really. But some random crazy person is REALLY pissed off about his latest painting. :lulz: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bijijoo/6011973431/
That painting fucking rocks!!
It does, doesn't it?
Also, recently he painted some motherfucking creepy-ass clowns. And today, he reveals Kim Kardashian on a toilet (that is my toilet, in my bathroom, somewhat inexplicably) (http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2011/09/kim_kardashian_on_toilet.jpg)
wat? :lulz:
Incredible. Also wat??
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 19, 2011, 10:27:34 PM
wat? :lulz:
Incredible. Also wat??
I do not know what it's like to be inside the mind of b
I think it must be a wonderful, terrifying place.
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 10:31:14 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 19, 2011, 10:27:34 PM
wat? :lulz:
Incredible. Also wat??
I do not know what it's like to be inside the mind of b
I think it must be a wonderful, terrifying place.
Definitely.
These are the greatest, funniest paintings I've ever seen.
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
Is he a good example? (http://youtu.be/JFYbovfwpC4)
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
What would be shipping on hot, single genius, please?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 19, 2011, 11:35:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
Is he a good example? (http://youtu.be/JFYbovfwpC4)
Does he look like a good example?
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6141/5979343749_6a45f748bd_z.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on September 19, 2011, 11:37:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
What would be shipping on hot, single genius, please?
Sadly, it's local delivery only.
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 19, 2011, 11:37:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
What would be shipping on hot, single genius, please?
Sadly, it's local delivery only.
Darn, he has pretty eyes.
And I am suddenly disturbed by the fact that I'm shown a picture of a man who looks like he just killed somebody in the bathtub and ate their liver, and what I notice is pretty eyes.
Quote from: Luna on September 20, 2011, 12:04:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 19, 2011, 11:37:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 11:29:09 PM
b is a genius. Also, ladies, he's hot and single!
What would be shipping on hot, single genius, please?
Sadly, it's local delivery only.
Darn, he has pretty eyes.
And I am suddenly disturbed by the fact that I'm shown a picture of a man who looks like he just killed somebody in the bathtub and ate their liver, and what I notice is pretty eyes.
:lulz:
Damn...that "Clown and the Crossdresser"'s a ringer!
Quote from: Jenne on September 20, 2011, 12:38:08 AM
Damn...that "Clown and the Crossdresser"'s a ringer!
That one actually creeps me out.
me too...but I sorta like art that creeps me out...sometimes.
Brilliant.
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 10:20:04 PM
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2011/09/kim_kardashian_on_toilet.jpg)
I pooped in that toilet once!
HEY MOM! I POOP IN FAMOUS TOILETS!
:digtbk:
:lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2011, 03:14:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 10:20:04 PM
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2011/09/kim_kardashian_on_toilet.jpg)
I pooped in that toilet once!
HEY MOM! I POOP IN FAMOUS TOILETS!
:digtbk:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
NBC has responded to b's lawsuit again: http://personagesholdinghams.com/
:lulz:
I am delighted that they are seriously arguing against the validity of his intellectual property claim to images of people holding ham.
Bahahahaha! Oh man. :lulz:
I like how they're kind of like "Ahahahahahaha who is this crazy dude OH SHIT he has lawyers!"
Them arguing against him having exclusive rights to ham because there's only so many ways to hold a hamm is pretty funny
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 08:51:36 PM
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".
It totally showed in the text. "Ham shape is dictated mostly by pig anatomy, why do I even have to say this! :x "
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 12, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 08:51:36 PM
That was pretty good. I am imagining the guy writing it with an expression that says "I can't believe I even have to spell this out".
It totally showed in the text. "Ham shape is dictated mostly by pig anatomy, why do I even have to say this! :x "
:lulz:
I am cracking up about this.
It makes me want to buy one his prints. They're really well priced! I smell christmas presents. And ham.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 13, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
I am cracking up about this.
It makes me want to buy one his prints. They're really well priced! I smell christmas presents. And ham.
I totally recommend buying a print... or even writing him asking if he'll do a commission. He was taking commissions for a while, for a very very good price.
Awww, he painted the cutest self-portrait! Also, inexplicably, he borrowed my teapot for this painting.
(http://bijijoo.com/temp/gentleman_and_bee-bijijoo.jpg)
This guy is my favorite living artist, hands down.
The painting of Little Orange and her spider was possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
Uh, yeah I agree with Hoopla.
I think I've mentioned before how much I love his shit, and had I some funds I would buy the hell out of it.
Holy fucking shitcock. This guy is amazing. I want him to do a portrait of me.
I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you guys like my friend's work. :) I love him and think he's amazing and brilliant and wonderful and I am filled with the happiness that you do too.
I blame that protrait on having strange, bee-related dreams last night.
I normally don't mind bees, so there is absolutely no reason for me to be dreaming of killer bees attacking everyone except that painting. That said, I hope his next series of work will be "celebrities with oversized insects".
Quote from: Cain on December 06, 2011, 08:27:37 AM
I blame that protrait on having strange, bee-related dreams last night.
I normally don't mind bees, so there is absolutely no reason for me to be dreaming of killer bees attacking everyone except that painting. That said, I hope his next series of work will be "celebrities with oversized insects".
Oooh! I will suggest that.
I think he might be mostly working on portraits of friends right now.
OMG OMG OMG
Dan Savage just emailed b asking if he can post b's painting of Rick Santorum on his blog! :lol:
THIS IS AWESOME.
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:39:56 PM
OMG OMG OMG
Dan Savage just emailed b asking if he can post b's painting of Rick Santorum on his blog! :lol:
THIS IS AWESOME.
Link for us cultural degenerates?
Cain, b says that he is totally going to work on a series that involves oversized invertebrates, though not necessarily with celebrities.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2012, 09:40:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:39:56 PM
OMG OMG OMG
Dan Savage just emailed b asking if he can post b's painting of Rick Santorum on his blog! :lol:
THIS IS AWESOME.
Link for us cultural degenerates?
It's not up yet, I will post it as soon as it is.
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:39:56 PM
OMG OMG OMG
Dan Savage just emailed b asking if he can post b's painting of Rick Santorum on his blog! :lol:
THIS IS AWESOME.
that is awesome! I had my laptop running a slideshow of the "best pix I downloaded in 2011" at my new years party, and that Santorum painting made everybody lose their shit. I had to show them Bijoo's website because yes, seriously, he paints tons of awesome stuff like that.
Oh, I guess I could link to the painting, it's just not on the blog yet: http://bijijoo.com/2011/still-life-with-rick-santorum-lube-dildo-and-justin-bieber-doll
Did you see the one he did of the little girl on the caterpillar? That's one of my favorites!
He also painted that entire family as hot dogs. The dad, by the way, is the guy who printed the pterodactyl T-shirts.
Oh shit, I REALLY gotta get back to homework. Before the kids come home.
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Oh, I guess I could link to the painting, it's just not on the blog yet: http://bijijoo.com/2011/still-life-with-rick-santorum-lube-dildo-and-justin-bieber-doll
Did you see the one he did of the little girl on the caterpillar? That's one of my favorites!
He also painted that entire family as hot dogs. The dad, by the way, is the guy who printed the pterodactyl T-shirts.
Oh shit, I REALLY gotta get back to homework. Before the kids come home.
HAW HAW HAW HAW THAT'S AWESOME!
I don't know who Sassy is but she sure sounds like someone on this forum, trolling.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2012, 09:55:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Oh, I guess I could link to the painting, it's just not on the blog yet: http://bijijoo.com/2011/still-life-with-rick-santorum-lube-dildo-and-justin-bieber-doll
Did you see the one he did of the little girl on the caterpillar? That's one of my favorites!
He also painted that entire family as hot dogs. The dad, by the way, is the guy who printed the pterodactyl T-shirts.
Oh shit, I REALLY gotta get back to homework. Before the kids come home.
HAW HAW HAW HAW THAT'S AWESOME!
Isn't he GREAT?
Wow. Just wow. I am in mad love with your friend, Nigel.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 12, 2012, 07:20:10 AM
Wow. Just wow. I am in mad love with your friend, Nigel.
Me too! He deserves mad love... he is awesome!
So Dan Savage posted it:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/11/still-life-with-rick-santorum
and then this other blogger reposted it:
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/01/13/harper-steps-in-it/
B asked Dan if he would like to have the painting, and Dan's response was enthusiastic. As, indeed, it should be!
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:40:52 PM
B asked Dan if he would like to have the painting, and Dan's response was enthusiastic. As, indeed, it should be!
I was wondering about that :) (though not sure if he'd sell it or give it away)
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:40:52 PM
B asked Dan if he would like to have the painting, and Dan's response was enthusiastic. As, indeed, it should be!
I was wondering about that :) (though not sure if he'd sell it or give it away)
He can still sell prints.
Quote from: Telarus on January 14, 2012, 03:31:46 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:40:52 PM
B asked Dan if he would like to have the painting, and Dan's response was enthusiastic. As, indeed, it should be!
I was wondering about that :) (though not sure if he'd sell it or give it away)
He can still sell prints.
I should remind him to make sure he has a super-high-res pic before sending it off. I think the pics he has right now are good up to 11x14.
B's latest: http://bijijoo.com/2012/ladybug-and-elisia-duet
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2012/01/Ladybug_and-Elisia_Duet.jpg)
I love this one. That's our friend Mona.
That's brilliant. I want your friend.
Request:
Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton having lizard sex.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
Request:
Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton having lizard sex.
You should post that request on his FB page, I bet he'd be amused. http://www.facebook.com/bijijooo
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:48:42 PM
Awww, he painted the cutest self-portrait! Also, inexplicably, he borrowed my teapot for this painting.
(http://bijijoo.com/temp/gentleman_and_bee-bijijoo.jpg)
This is an utterly fantastic picture.
Yeah, I really love that one. The bee is adorable (as is b!).
b's latest:
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2012/01/Uncle_Sam-bijijoo.jpg)
http://bijijoo.com/2012/uncle-sam
That brilliant.
Reading some of the comments on Balloon-Juice remind me why I hate that place so much.
Commenter #1: this is the most important piece of modern art ever made.
Aspie Commenter #2: I have a degree in art history from ITT University, and I demand you back up your claim forthwith, or be subject to artistic scorn. Also, I cannot recognize hyperbole.
It's good he got exposure there though, for all its idiocy, BJ gets a lot of hits. Like Youtube, whom its comments section increasingly resembles.
This review of b's work is particularly delightful: http://swellco2000.com/2012/02/bijijooart/
b has painted a picture of FBF:
(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2012/08/Lori_digging_hole.jpg)
http://bijijoo.com/2012/lori-digging-a-hole-in-washington-park-after-dark
I really like that one.
Also glad to see Bijijoo getting well deserved props.
I like it because it's just like b captured the essence of my best friend IF SHE WAS A HEARTLESS SERIAL KILLER.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 16, 2012, 02:28:58 AM
I like it because it's just like b captured the essence of my best friend IF SHE WAS A HEARTLESS SERIAL KILLER.
PROVE SHE'S NOT.
(http://i.imgur.com/IrYlC.gif)
Quote from: Net on September 16, 2012, 02:32:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 16, 2012, 02:28:58 AM
I like it because it's just like b captured the essence of my best friend IF SHE WAS A HEARTLESS SERIAL KILLER.
PROVE SHE'S NOT.
(http://i.imgur.com/IrYlC.gif)
:lulz:
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on January 13, 2012, 06:40:52 PM
So Dan Savage posted it:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/11/still-life-with-rick-santorum
and then this other blogger reposted it:
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/01/13/harper-steps-in-it/
B asked Dan if he would like to have the painting, and Dan's response was enthusiastic. As, indeed, it should be!
I missed this! This is great news, I want to see Bijijoo stuff EVERYWHERE. :)
The praying hands lamp and the 6:66 on the clock are apt, too. :lol:
Serial killer friend is fantastic. And I second the lizard sex.