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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM

Title: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
The American dream, embodied (literally): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Freeky on September 05, 2011, 07:35:31 PM
There's so many things wrong in this article I don't even know where to start. :vom:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
The American dream, embodied (literally): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html

Casa Grande, AZ.   :lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Freeky on September 05, 2011, 07:56:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
The American dream, embodied (literally): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html

Casa Grande, AZ.   :lulz:

Yeah. :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2011, 07:56:27 PM
Jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:30:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
The American dream, embodied (literally): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html

Casa Grande, AZ.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Suu on September 05, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
I need every doktor here telling me WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY?!
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
I need every doktor here telling me WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY?!

It accentuates her specialness.   :)
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:40:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.

We have harnessed the gross product of the entire world.

Any other species did that, they'd go to the stars.

We just eat it.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2011, 08:41:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.

They should pump it directly up her arse and speed things up.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 08:49:45 PM
Who's to say that eating so much your fucking veins explode isn't the meaning of life? Anyone able to prove that shit conclusively? Maybe you die and St Peter is standing there, next to a weighbridge?
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Bruno on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2011, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:
Why do you hate trees?  :cry:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Triple Zero on September 05, 2011, 10:20:39 PM
tip: don't click "next" on that photo, the blob that wants to push her from the top looks way more horrid.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 10:48:05 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:
Why do you hate trees?  :cry:

Fuckers help keep the human race alive. What's not to hate?
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: deadfong on September 06, 2011, 12:26:19 AM
This broke something in my brain.  I cannot accept the truth, and would prefer to think that article filtered into our internet from some alternate Earth.
:x
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 06, 2011, 12:45:23 AM
I liked the response video these two guys did http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html?ref=mostpopular#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 06, 2011, 03:13:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

I just did a google image search on "circus fat lady" and none of them were as bad as you see now.

AMERICANS ARE FATTER THAN CIRCUS FREAKS.

http://www.google.com/search?q=circus+fat+lady&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1441&bih=572
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2011, 06:05:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No.

We have entered the End Times for this civilization.

We live in a time when people have not only made-up indulgences, but call them illnesses in order to feel special. Everything about our culture is glaringly symptomatic of degeneracy; from our concept of "fame" to our exaltation of gluttony and extreme unconcern for the poor, or even for the working class who would support a healthy economy. Our decision to bury our heads in the sand and pretend that we aren't on a railroad track screaming toward a messy and very unpleasant readjustment is really the most telling signal that the end is, finally, truly nigh.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 06, 2011, 01:18:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 06, 2011, 06:05:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No.

We have entered the End Times for this civilization.

We live in a time when people have not only made-up indulgences, but call them illnesses in order to feel special. Everything about our culture is glaringly symptomatic of degeneracy; from our concept of "fame" to our exaltation of gluttony and extreme unconcern for the poor, or even for the working class who would support a healthy economy. Our decision to bury our heads in the sand and pretend that we aren't on a railroad track screaming toward a messy and very unpleasant readjustment is really the most telling signal that the end is, finally, truly nigh.

:mittens:

Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Cain on September 06, 2011, 01:20:02 PM
On the other hand, she could be weaponized to sink China.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Triple Zero on September 06, 2011, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No that was because he was allergic to linen and wool.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 06, 2011, 09:28:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0LuS.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2011, 09:31:04 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Don Coyote on September 07, 2011, 12:39:04 AM
Quote from: Net on September 06, 2011, 09:28:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0LuS.jpg)

MY MOM DIED FROM SKYDIVING YOU ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Juana on September 07, 2011, 02:19:46 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Freeky on September 07, 2011, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 07, 2011, 12:39:04 AM
Quote from: Net on September 06, 2011, 09:28:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0LuS.jpg)

MY MOM DIED FROM SKYDIVING YOU ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/S0LuS.jpg)?
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2011, 07:26:38 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 06, 2011, 01:20:02 PM
On the other hand, she could be weaponized to sink China.
Give her a couple of nasty diseases and launch her towards a village with a trebuchet.
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA
Post by: The Johnny on September 07, 2011, 08:21:09 AM
Quote from: Net on September 06, 2011, 09:28:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S0LuS.jpg)

(http://www.teletubbies.com/en/images/pic-character-po.jpg)

Well, im so sorry to hear taht yOUr mom is was a red teletubby.