Pleasepleasepleaseplease let this happen.
We all know the president, whomever it may be is not our pal, buddy and friend. So I think the gods should at least give us this trinket to enjoy.
The racists reactions alone would guarantee many months of laughter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyn4k49uqeo
^Im voting for Herman Cain. Even if hes not on the ballot.
It's already started
http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/
QuoteAnd what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.
Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2011, 04:32:31 PM
It's already started
http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/
QuoteAnd what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.
Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.
Oh! What a gem. That article read like a fool was sputtering over the mental fail flowing through his head.
I've started to notice that conservative whites use Herman Cain as a Trojan Horse for their own racism. I've heard a couple of conversations lately that go like this:
WhiteCon: You know....I think I like that Herman Cain guy.
Dude: Who? The pizza guy?
WhiteCon: Yeah! The pizza guy! Man...he really pissed off a lot of blacks recently.
Dude: How so?
WhiteCon: He said that they have been 'brainwashed' to vote Democrat because of the entitlements.
Subtext: It's ok to voice stupid generalizations about African-Americans when a (rich, Republican) African-American does so.
Anyway, for added fun, I think Herman Cain should run on a very strict Tea Party agenda. The torment they will experience over having to choose between another black president and the destruction of Social Security should be interesting to watch.
In the south when I was a kid they would say, "It's okay, he's a goodun."
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2011, 04:32:31 PM
It's already started
http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/
QuoteAnd what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.
Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.
Herman Cain is a Really Real 100% African Black Person
tm? And Malcolm X was a white guy?
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
In the south when I was a kid they would say, "It's okay, he's a goodun."
Or "He's one of the gooduns". Like there's a little select group handpicked by George Wallace or somebody.