Obama v Cain, a racist nightmare.

[The Rev]

Pleasepleasepleaseplease let this happen.

We all know the president, whomever it may be is not our pal, buddy and friend. So I think the gods should at least give us this trinket to enjoy.

The racists reactions alone would guarantee many months of laughter.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyn4k49uqeo

^Im voting for Herman Cain. Even if hes not on the ballot.

[Cain]

It's already started

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/

And what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.

Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.

[The Rev]

It's already started

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/

And what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.

Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.

Oh! What a gem. That article read like a fool was sputtering over the mental fail flowing through his head.

[Mangrove]

I've started to notice that conservative whites use Herman Cain as a Trojan Horse for their own racism. I've heard a couple of conversations lately that go like this:

WhiteCon: You know....I think I like that Herman Cain guy.
Dude: Who? The pizza guy?
WhiteCon: Yeah! The pizza guy! Man...he really pissed off a lot of blacks recently.
Dude: How so?
WhiteCon: He said that they have been 'brainwashed' to vote Democrat because of the entitlements.

Subtext: It's ok to voice stupid generalizations about African-Americans when a (rich, Republican) African-American does so.

Anyway, for added fun, I think Herman Cain should run on a very strict Tea Party agenda. The torment they will experience over having to choose between another black president and the destruction of Social Security should be interesting to watch.

[The Rev]

In the south when I was a kid they would say, "It's okay, he's a goodun."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's already started

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/10/06/338107/ingraham-suggests-cain-would-be-the-real-first-black-president-because-obama-has-white-relatives/

And what happened with Obama is that he gets this job that he's not qualified for... OK, so [Obama is] Constitutionally qualified for but he's not really qualified for. And guess who pays the price? All of us. Because we had such a yearning for history.

Well I have a question. Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn't — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he's — he's — he's the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He's historic too.

Herman Cain is a Really Real 100% African Black Person^tm? And Malcolm X was a white guy?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

In the south when I was a kid they would say, "It's okay, he's a goodun."

Or "He's one of the gooduns". Like there's a little select group handpicked by George Wallace or somebody.