=== THE PEANUT ===
The boy found the peanut. He looked up. A dozen purplish-grey gorillas descended through the cylindrical tower.
KGGGGGGTSK. "The target is in sight", said a gorilla in a growling alien voice. KGGGGGTSK.
KGGGGGGTSK. "Charge your XSTR17 Mega Assault Missile Railguns and take him out". KGGGGGTSK.
For a few moments, everything was white noise. Blasts of white noise. Flashes of white noise. Clouds of white noise, and then smoke. Gears, bolts and burnt wires were scattered across the floor sitting in small puddles of blood, mucus and oil. The boy had been a cyborg.
The gorilla deathsquad circled in on the peanut.
KGGGGGGTSK. "General. Do you want us to take out the peanut as well?". KGGGGGTSK.
KGGGGGGTSK. "No leave it. It's already assaulted". KGGGGGTSK.
The room once again filled with noise, but this time howls and groans. Seven light-years further away, three elephants fell down a rocky shore cliff. The first two hit rock, the third the sea.
TA-DAM TSSSSCH.
Oh, goddammit.
(http://ritz.home.fmf.nl/wrrrr.jpg)
STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY WRITING!!!
:lulz:
... should I try again?
:lulz: that was great and youran ashole
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 02:17:04 PM
(http://ritz.home.fmf.nl/wrrrr.jpg)
STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY WRITING!!!
:lulz:
... should I try again?
Yoinked.
:crankey:
I don't get it.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
KGGGGGGTSK. "General. Do you want us to take out the peanut as well?". KGGGGGTSK.
KGGGGGGTSK. "No leave it. It's already assaulted". KGGGGGTSK.
assaulted / a salted
:punchballs:
Oh. :lulz:
The elephant thing threw me.
I thought it was a cute, sci-fi take on the pun...the entry of the elephants was a brilliant touch, too.