Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 01:15:29 PM

Title: THE PEANUT
Post by: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
=== THE PEANUT ===

The boy found the peanut. He looked up. A dozen purplish-grey gorillas descended through the cylindrical tower.

KGGGGGGTSK. "The target is in sight", said a gorilla in a growling alien voice. KGGGGGTSK.

KGGGGGGTSK. "Charge your XSTR17 Mega Assault Missile Railguns and take him out". KGGGGGTSK.

For a few moments, everything was white noise. Blasts of white noise. Flashes of white noise. Clouds of white noise, and then smoke. Gears, bolts and burnt wires were scattered across the floor sitting in small puddles of blood, mucus and oil. The boy had been a cyborg.

The gorilla deathsquad circled in on the peanut.

KGGGGGGTSK. "General. Do you want us to take out the peanut as well?". KGGGGGTSK.

KGGGGGGTSK. "No leave it. It's already assaulted". KGGGGGTSK.

The room once again filled with noise, but this time howls and groans. Seven light-years further away, three elephants fell down a rocky shore cliff. The first two hit rock, the third the sea.

TA-DAM TSSSSCH.
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: LMNO on October 25, 2011, 01:39:13 PM
Oh, goddammit.
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 02:17:04 PM
(http://ritz.home.fmf.nl/wrrrr.jpg)

STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY WRITING!!!

:lulz:

... should I try again?
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2011, 02:24:59 PM
 :lulz: that was great and youran ashole
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: LMNO on October 25, 2011, 02:49:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 02:17:04 PM
(http://ritz.home.fmf.nl/wrrrr.jpg)

STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY WRITING!!!

:lulz:

... should I try again?

Yoinked.
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Don Coyote on October 25, 2011, 03:40:07 PM
:crankey:
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Kai on October 25, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Freeky on October 25, 2011, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on October 25, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
I don't get it.
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Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2011, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
KGGGGGGTSK. "General. Do you want us to take out the peanut as well?". KGGGGGTSK.

KGGGGGGTSK. "No leave it. It's already assaulted". KGGGGGTSK.


assaulted / a salted

:punchballs:
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Freeky on October 25, 2011, 06:26:20 PM
Oh.  :lulz: 

The elephant thing threw me.
Title: Re: THE PEANUT
Post by: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 06:39:33 PM
I thought it was a cute, sci-fi take on the pun...the entry of the elephants was a brilliant touch, too.