Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 01:20:43 PM

Title: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 01:20:43 PM
The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 09, 2011, 02:53:20 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 01:20:43 PM
The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!
I wouldn't mind doing without those.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 03:23:42 PM
Well, yeah, me too, but they seem to be unavoidable, in a general sense. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:11:08 PM
Are you going to take away my Jenkem? I kinda need it. I put a little bit on my baby's gums when she's fussy and she goes out like a light.
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Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 04:47:09 PM
And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:49:28 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:47:09 PM
And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 

What? Regardless of any argument we may have, if you're saying what I think you're saying, oh my god. I'm so sorry. There are no words.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 04:52:36 PM
Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 05:06:19 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:52:36 PM
Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 

Given the the OP in this thread, it seemed like something bad had happened to you.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 05:27:04 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 

We need a double blind clinical trial, STAT
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 05:28:22 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 

but did it leak onto any run-over children?
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: morosa on November 09, 2011, 08:59:47 PM
 :D I love OP almost as much as I loove jenkem (and btw why aren't you just making your own? It's easy, organic, and affordable!)
I love crambieber more though.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 11:17:51 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 

No dice. I'm going to ruin every thread you start here from now until eternity until you publicly and sincerely apologize for accusing me of fishing for your PI. :)
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 11:20:35 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 11:49:13 PM
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES FROM HERE ON OUT, SPANKY. :kojak:
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 09, 2011, 11:17:51 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 

No dice. I'm going to ruin every thread you start here from now until eternity until you publicly and sincerely apologize for accusing me of fishing for your PI. :)

I don't think it's going to happen. One of the things I realized, when he was talking about a "wind change" because I accepted what he told Kai and backed down from questioning his job and credentials, is that he sincerely believes that once you pick a position, or even pose a question, you are honor-bound to stick with it to the bitter end even if it doesn't make sense or if new information surfaces.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 10, 2011, 12:01:18 AM
Yep. That's why I'm going to be having so much fun anytime he decides to try to start a new thread. :)

Anyway, it gets boring out here. I needed a pet project.
Title: Re: Come Get Some!
Post by: AFK on November 10, 2011, 12:14:56 AM
Why wait?  I've been here for quite a few years now, I've started many threads.  Why put off tomorrow what you can do today?