Okay, since you're all dying to hear it, here's the latest horrible, horrible details of my life.
My parents are still old. They're also still smart, sensible people who fight all the time because they're sick of television. They have their foibles, but they did a really good job of raising myself and my siblings. The bastards.
My job is still stressfull, but I haven't gotten too bored yet. The money is good, and I am sort of forced to manufacture complaints, here.
My marriage is AWESOME and I love my wife and she's really, really good to (and for) me.
My son is apparently doing well in boot camp and, you know, that's kinda cool.
My head is still full of mad dog's shit and rabies, but you folks knew that.
That's about it.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Anal?
How the hell do I find a decent accountant?
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 07:11:07 PM
How the hell do I find a decent accountant?
I've been using H&R Block for decades, and I've never had a problem.
One option, though, is to show the next prospective accountant the remains of the last one.
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).
And to that AWESOME that things are going well!
Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).
And to that AWESOME that things are going well!
Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D
Yep, we're married. It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right? :lulz:
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?
When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.
Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?
When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.
Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.
:baby:
Can one have manslaughter without laughter?
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
Can one have manslaughter without laughter?
No, and there's no "we" in "team".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).
And to that AWESOME that things are going well!
Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D
Yep, we're married. It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right? :lulz:
Well, maybe but it's still a happy occasion, so a belated congratulations from me, then! CHEERS :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).
And to that AWESOME that things are going well!
Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D
Yep, we're married. It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right? :lulz:
Well, maybe but it's still a happy occasion, so a belated congratulations from me, then! CHEERS :)
Thanks.
Yeah, I didn't know you shacked up either. Congrats.
Glad to hear your life is kicking ass.
Is there any meat in team?
Follow up: How can i contribute to The Doom in my own way, from a personal level?
Things that are in "team":
Tame
Mate
Meat
A Met
At Em
At Me
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 06:44:42 PM
Okay, since you're all dying to hear it, here's the latest horrible, horrible details of my life.
My parents are still old. They're also still smart, sensible people who fight all the time because they're sick of television. They have their foibles, but they did a really good job of raising myself and my siblings. The bastards.
My job is still stressfull, but I haven't gotten too bored yet. The money is good, and I am sort of forced to manufacture complaints, here.
My marriage is AWESOME and I love my wife and she's really, really good to (and for) me.
My son is apparently doing well in boot camp and, you know, that's kinda cool.
My head is still full of mad dog's shit and rabies, but you folks knew that.
That's about it.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Are either of your parents part yeti? Has, perhaps, your mother ever had a dalliance with a full-yeti and kept schtum about it, eschewing the fame, fortune and power her story would bring after it was splashed across
those publications? Or perhaps it was your father who had the dalliance, I dunno?
Have you built an underground bunker at work yet? Or those towers, have you been utilising them correctly? Does FA ultimately exist to provide some kind of cosmic balance to stop you being completely batshit by inducing small amounts of constant madness to ooze from your Hate Gland preventing catastrophic failure?
Is Nurse Enabler married just to you, TGRR, or just to Dok Howl or both? Did she marry you while The Good Reverend was dead? What are the moral implications of that? Is that even legal in Arizona?
After, can we do a remake of Full Metal Jacket with your son playing all of the Marines except the Sarge who will of course be player by Nigel?
Is it possible that your head parasites could ever coalesce into a single entity and effectively impose their collective will over you, or are they going to end up ultimately as an example of the Occupy Roger's Skull movement? Do you currently have patchouli running down your cortex? Do they get into fights with asshole white blood cells trying to get all Kent State on their parasitic asses?
I DEMAND ANSWERS!
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:nigel:
:lulz: :mittens:!
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 12, 2011, 09:44:28 PM
:lulz: :mittens:!
The answer, in full, to that post is of course "yes".
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 07:49:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?
When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.
Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.
:baby:
Bump.
:lulz:
:spit: