Hey guys my name is fanglekai and i LOVE badass knives. I would like to see your knife collection. Plz post a pic and stay on topic.
I like knives. My favorite knife is a Kershaw Ken Onion random task... it flicks open with a nice little snick.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QP3gR4hAIn4/TMcMN_94LrI/AAAAAAAAApo/K7ycs5jHJcA/s1600/sm%C3%B8rkniv.JPG)
It's the top one:
(http://www.knifeforums.com/ubbthreads/files//388392-Task.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
I like knives. My favorite knife is a Kershaw Ken Onion random task... it flicks open with a nice little snick.
I like Ken Onion designs. I have a leek and speed bump.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QP3gR4hAIn4/TMcMN_94LrI/AAAAAAAAApo/K7ycs5jHJcA/s1600/sm%C3%B8rkniv.JPG)
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
It's a bad-ass home made butterknife. It's very much on topic.
On-topic is a relative term around here, our mods don't really mod unless you break the rules.
(http://www.instructables.com/image/F510ZZZFT7PRAY5/How-to-Make-a-Boffer.jpg)
if you plant your feet right, it can cut through an entire horse AND its rider
I inherited it from my father
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
What is this "infraction"?
that looks like a failknife. failknives are off topic in the aptly titled "badass knife thread"
(http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spoon.jpg)
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
It's a bad-ass home made butterknife. It's very much on topic.
NO GODDAMN WAY. Did you make it?
i am very disappointed in this board. i was hoping you'd treat a newcomer with respect and post on topic replies in this most serious of threads. i was hoping this would be the best of all possible badass knife threads but apparently it's not going to happen.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
(http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spoon.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:01:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
It's a bad-ass home made butterknife. It's very much on topic.
NO GODDAMN WAY. Did you make it?
Not that one, but I have made several. It's kind of a thing here in Belgium (A small town in Norway, in case someone isn't aware of european geography). We spend many hours in elementary school learning to make stuff from wood.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
(http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spoon.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
This forum isn't fun. You guys are all mean :(
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:01:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
It's a bad-ass home made butterknife. It's very much on topic.
NO GODDAMN WAY. Did you make it?
Not that one, but I have made several. It's kind of a thing here in Belgium (A small town in Norway, in case someone isn't aware of european geography). We spend many hours in elementary school learning to make stuff from wood.
I think you're confused, sir. Belgium is a
country, wherein the province of Norway can be found.
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:09:54 PM
I think you're confused, sir. Belgium is a country, wherein the province of Norway can be found.
I think you mean the
county of Belgium, in Lithuania.
Enrico was literally born with knife between his teeths. Is not uncommon in Island Nation of Salazore.
What for you want to speak on them? Favorite? Is so hard... is like describe favorite toenail clipping.
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:07:08 PM
This forum isn't fun. You guys are all mean :(
I thought that was really quite a nice butter knife, to tell the truth.
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 10:10:53 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby link=topic=30899.msg1121550#msg1121550 date=1322777394
I think you're confused, sir. Belgium is ai]country[/i], wherein the province of Norway can be found.
I think you mean the county of Belgium, in Lithuania.
Lithuania. That's some village near Belgium's capital, right?
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
:apple:
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:11:55 PM
Enrico was literally born with knife between his teeths. Is not uncommon in Island Nation of Salazore.
What for you want to speak on them? Favorite? Is so hard... is like describe favorite toenail clipping.
UNCLE ENRICO! Is so nice surprise to see you!
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Donuts, I wants some
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Why do you dare step to the Generalissimo? ANSWER! Enrico is already angry about no message. Do not press.
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4107/tacticoolknife.png)
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 10:10:53 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby link=topic=30899.msg1121550#msg1121550 date=1322777394
I think you're confused, sir. Belgium is ai]country[/i], wherein the province of Norway can be found.
I think you mean the county of Belgium, in Lithuania.
Lithuania. That's some village near Belgium's capital, right?
Some Village IS the capital of Belgium. The County in Lithuania, not the small town in Norway. The Capital of Norway is, as we all know, Tissvassklumptjønnin.
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4107/tacticoolknife.png)
WHOA that one is even more tacticool than mine. u did all those mods custom didnt u? BADASS
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
yeah i use it for taking down terrorists
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes
What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes
What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?
OMFG You encourage terrorists and mudslimes to post here?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/New%20folder/1531551-terrorist_takedown_2_large.jpg)
time for terrorist takedown
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes
What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?
GENERALISSIMO! How you do?
Fang is not knowing "Saturday Night" or "Having the good time", like Glorious Faggots back in Salizore. Terrorism is contact sport, yes?
This one is cute. Someone get her choclolate poptart and ovaltine, then Enrico will put her to bed and tuck her in. :evil:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 10:22:33 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9974381/Dark-Ops-Knives-IE-E-1-rw-8540-4286.jpg)
It's my favorite EVER
Ahhhh. Is sexy. Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.
yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes
What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?
GENERALISSIMO! How you do?
Fang is not knowing "Saturday Night" or "Having the good time", like Glorious Faggots back in Salizore. Terrorism is contact sport, yes?
Contact sport, and number one over-counter aphrodisiac in Enrico's homeland.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:22:57 PM
This one is cute. Someone get her choclolate poptart and ovaltine, then Enrico will put her to bed and tuck her in. :evil:
Aw, shit.
Someone send for colostomy bags.
Oh, and any doubts I had about Fang are settled, along with his buddies.
http://www.totse2.com/showthread.php?8144-So-I-made-a-serious-thread-on-PD-and-guess-what
Look, dude, this isn't working out. How about you go your way, and we'll go ours. I mean, I'm okay if we have to burn each others' boards down and all, but why bother?
Wow. "Show me pictures of your knives" counts as serious content somewhere?
:lulz:
Quote from: Luna on December 01, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow. "Show me pictures of your knives" counts as serious content somewhere?
:lulz:
This is worse than The Cellar fiasco. :lulz:
So, they wish to dance, do they?
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
Sound like Enrico's first honeymoon.
The accusation of "nothing but troll replies" callously ignores Nigel's response.
That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
:eek:
Goddamnit...
NSFW.
http://tribes.tribe.net/urethralsounds/photos/9fd60898-c7f7-4f80-8c91-178b6216aa1e
I have a Benchmade 910 Stryker. The blade is 154 carbon steel with a modified tanto point.
I don't have pics.
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2011, 10:40:39 PM
The accusation of "nothing but troll replies" callously ignores Nigel's response.
That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.
You should do it anyway, because some of us like knives.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 01, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow. "Show me pictures of your knives" counts as serious content somewhere?
:lulz:
This is worse than The Cellar fiasco. :lulz:
Nigel: #1 at bad ideas since 1971!
Quote from: Luna on December 01, 2011, 10:42:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
:eek:
Goddamnit...
NSFW.
http://tribes.tribe.net/urethralsounds/photos/9fd60898-c7f7-4f80-8c91-178b6216aa1e
Yeah, it was pretty much like that, only in video.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
They're in the tools for tools like you thread.
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2011, 10:40:39 PM
The accusation of "nothing but troll replies" callously ignores Nigel's response.
That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.
Enrico was serious. :sad:
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
Dude. "Tools for tools like you." Page
4 3. one of the three top posts.
BRB WITH LINK
Quote from: Cain on August 22, 2007, 12:26:05 AM
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
Not safe for viewing anywhere. Home, work, private bunker.
Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one. Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on December 01, 2011, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2011, 10:40:39 PM
The accusation of "nothing but troll replies" callously ignores Nigel's response.
That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.
Enrico was serious. :sad:
:cry: Is shame, I was so upset, I missed Generalissimo's contribution.
I will photo document the "My First Junta" set given to me by father, so Enrico can see how fine Salazorian products came to the hands of impressionable USA children.
Thanks Rog and Freeky!
Brb, gonna bleach my eyes
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:57:19 PM
Thanks Rog and Freeky!
Brb, gonna bleach my eyes
I lol'd. Loudly. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:57:19 PM
Thanks Rog and Freeky!
Brb, gonna bleach my eyes
No problem.
By the way, Fang and Iceman are cooking up some plan with respect to PD.
I am so insanely bored, I am looking forward to this, and the horrible retribution that will immediately follow.
This should be good. I am insanely amused at the idea of yet another group "attempting to TAKE DOWN PD!!11!21!". Because no-one has ever tried that before :lol:
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
This should be good. I am insanely amused at the idea of yet another group "attempting to TAKE DOWN PD!!11!21!". Because no-one has ever tried that before :lol:
I've added a few bells & whistles to the Hilarity Engines™, including Scientology and the BATF.
HIMEOBS's Gender 32 Project is still in working order, I believe.
A harsh measure, but also utterly hilarious for anyone not on the receiving end.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:06:17 PM
HIMEOBS's Gender 32 Project is still in working order, I believe.
A harsh measure, but also utterly hilarious for anyone not on the receiving end.
I say we go nuclear at the first sign of any funny business.
Cain, I don't know if it's possible to articulate how BORED I am these days.
Oshit, is this going to be as amazing as it sounds like it is?
NOWAIT DON'T TELL ME :lulz:
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 11:07:51 PM
Oshit, is this going to be as amazing as it sounds like it is?
NOWAIT DON'T TELL ME :lulz:
Jesus Christ, I hope so.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:07:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:06:17 PM
HIMEOBS's Gender 32 Project is still in working order, I believe.
A harsh measure, but also utterly hilarious for anyone not on the receiving end.
I say we go nuclear at the first sign of any funny business.
Cain, I don't know if it's possible to articulate how BORED I am these days.
Well you know I'm not exactly shy about using the above.
As for offensive measures, I am up for
any program. Including hilarity with watch lists and emails. Because that's just the kind of bastard I am nowadays.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:09:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:07:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:06:17 PM
HIMEOBS's Gender 32 Project is still in working order, I believe.
A harsh measure, but also utterly hilarious for anyone not on the receiving end.
I say we go nuclear at the first sign of any funny business.
Cain, I don't know if it's possible to articulate how BORED I am these days.
Well you know I'm not exactly shy about using the above.
As for offensive measures, I am up for any program. Including hilarity with watch lists and emails. Because that's just the kind of bastard I am nowadays.
Well, that's what I've done with my old Hilarity Engine. It's automated now, all I have to do is plug in the IP and sit back and let it do its work. Consequences be damned, Cain, I'm fucking BORED TO DEATH.
Boredom is a dangerous thing, it is said.
After this, I say we find a foe with somewhat more....stamina. A place like MW, where there is something worth staying for, as well as lots of people who deserve a verbal slapdown. These skirmishes just don't cut it.
I'm excited to see how you guys handle this. Should be extremely lulzy.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:13:00 PM
Boredom is a dangerous thing, it is said.
After this, I say we find a foe with somewhat more....stamina. A place like MW, where there is something worth staying for, as well as lots of people who deserve a verbal slapdown. These skirmishes just don't cut it.
Or we could pull another CoG at totse2.
Seriously, dude, I'm sitting around with NOTHING TO DO, and I can't go anywhere. I am fucking impatiently waiting for these yahoos to pull some shit. Apparently Fang is trying to get them to attack us so we'll attack them.
But I have no intention of fucking with easy e's board. I have no gripe with him.
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:16:13 PM
I'm excited to see how you guys handle this. Should be extremely lulzy.
I can pretty much guarantee that fang will laugh until he can't stop screaming.
We've been doing this a long, long time.
Edit: For Nigel and Uncle Enrico. This is what I could lay hands on quickly, the rest is...around.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111804a.jpg)
Starting off slow, the cooking knives. No name santuko, Wusthoff 8" chef's knife, no name light cleaver.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111802a.jpg)
The "My Fist Junta" assortment, stuck in my anvil stand.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111757.jpg)
The Buck Whittaker that lives on my spare car key. For completion sake.
For Uncle Enrico, and Nigel.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111802.jpg)
At the top is 4x Cold Steel "Sure Balance" throwers. Fun toys.
On the left are the Cold Steel Konjo 1 and 2, both of which have cut tatami better than swords (I tried).
In the middle, top to bottom is a hand-ground single beveled wood carving knife I made from a high speed steel lathe tool, Spyderco Endura with wave, and my Emerson CQC 8 (my two usual work knives).
Far left is my Benchmade model 42 Balisong, for when I feel like flipping.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111804.jpg)
Projects. A cleaver I'm re-handling, a large puuko ("crowbar interrupted"), trench spike made with a heavy steel carabiner and an SKS spike bayonet, and tomahawk head I forged myself. (BITCHES DON'T KNOW.)
Yeah. Easy-e seems cool to me, and I'd rather not trash his board unless absolutely necessary.
But hey, remember that furry dude at CoG? The one we dug up all that PI on? That's the kind of game that sounds fun. I wonder how many future employers would like to Google the IRL names of our friends over there and find on the top of the results a collection of their racist and homophobic tirades?
8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
Or we could pull another CoG at totse2.
Seriously, dude, I'm sitting around with NOTHING TO DO, and I can't go anywhere. I am fucking impatiently waiting for these yahoos to pull some shit. Apparently Fang is trying to get them to attack us so we'll attack them.
But I have no intention of fucking with easy e's board. I have no gripe with him.
Eh, you got to do what you got to do. It is the internet after all. I would prefer you assault individual members instead of the entire board, but if shit goes down, shit goes down.
Nice collection Richter :thumbsup:
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:19:53 PM
Yeah. Easy-e seems cool to me, and I'd rather not trash his board unless absolutely necessary.
But hey, remember that furry dude at CoG? The one we dug up all that PI on? That's the kind of game that sounds fun. I wonder how many future employers would like to Google the IRL names of our friends over there and find on the top of the results a collection of their racist and homophobic tirades?
8)
Yeah. That's already in the works. When will people learn to proxy?
Hey, their chat logs are kind of interesting.
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:21:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
Or we could pull another CoG at totse2.
Seriously, dude, I'm sitting around with NOTHING TO DO, and I can't go anywhere. I am fucking impatiently waiting for these yahoos to pull some shit. Apparently Fang is trying to get them to attack us so we'll attack them.
But I have no intention of fucking with easy e's board. I have no gripe with him.
Eh, you got to do what you got to do. It is the internet after all. I would prefer you assault individual members instead of the entire board, but if shit goes down, shit goes down.
Nice collection Richter :thumbsup:
We prefer the personal touch, Easy. So far, you've been square with us. I have no beef with you, so there's no need for any horrible shit on your board.
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2011, 11:18:49 PM
Edit: For Nigel and Uncle Enrico. This is what I could lay hands on quickly, the rest is...around.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111804a.jpg)
Starting off slow, the cooking knives. No name santuko, Wusthoff 8" chef's knife, no name light cleaver.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111802a.jpg)
The "My Fist Junta" assortment, stuck in my anvil stand.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111757.jpg)
The Buck Whittaker that lives on my spare car key. For completion sake.
For Uncle Enrico, and Nigel.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111802.jpg)
At the top is 4x Cold Steel "Sure Balance" throwers. Fun toys.
On the left are the Cold Steel Konjo 1 and 2, both of which have cut tatami better than swords (I tried).
In the middle, top to bottom is a hand-ground single beveled wood carving knife I made from a high speed steel lathe tool, Spyderco Endura with wave, and my Emerson CQC 8 (my two usual work knives).
Far left is my Benchmade model 42 Balisong, for when I feel like flipping.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/1201111804.jpg)
Projects. A cleaver I'm re-handling, a large puuko ("crowbar interrupted"), trench spike made with a heavy steel carabiner and an SKS spike bayonet, and tomahawk head I forged myself. (BITCHES DON'T KNOW.)
Was better than handjob from Justin Bieber. Richter is Enrico's favorite now.
I wont be able to start until tomorrow sometime, sadly. I'm struggling to stay awake now, and I've got a meeting with my boss' boss tomorrow (who has a hilarious name, which does not help matters). But it's not like they can eliminate the Google cache anyway, so time is on our side.
After that...well, I might just visit a few interesting sites I know from my old friends in the field. The kind that tend to get people anally probed at airports, if they are stupid enough to leave emails all over them.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:26:10 PM
I wont be able to start until tomorrow sometime, sadly.
I have it covered for now. I'm done gathering info...Will PM you in about 2 hours.
Swote, thanks. Ah, it's almost like the good old days again...
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:28:41 PM
Swote, thanks. Ah, it's almost like the good old days again...
I haven't anticipated anything so much since the Tagnostic binge. :lulz:
Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 11:29:31 PM
Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.
Butthurt? Naw, you've got us all wrong. We're having
fun.
Everyone likes to have fun, right?
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 11:29:31 PM
Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.
Read you, Mooseknuckles, and Iceman over at T2. I also read the chatlogs.
And you are still operating on bad information, Fang. This ain't "butthurt". I believe I mentioned in my first post over there that I'm a horrible fucking cunt. Cain is also a collection of bile and reasonless hatred.
Let's just do this thing, okay? I put a lot of work into making the internet a tragic series of misunderstandings for you, and I'd really like to see some payoff.
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 11:29:31 PM
Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.
Butthurt? Naw, you've got us all wrong. We're having fun.
Everyone likes to have fun, right?
I don't think he's
serious about having a good time, Cain.
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
BRB, just had a fucking HILARIOUS idea.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 11:29:31 PM
Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.
Butthurt? Naw, you've got us all wrong. We're having fun.
Everyone likes to have fun, right?
I don't think he's serious about having a good time, Cain.
Kids just don't know how to PARTY HARD anymore. They need to be taught, through example. As an educator, it is my
duty.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...
Um.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:22:03 AM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...
Um.
Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:22:03 AM
Um.
Probably a Totse2 thing. He'll either grow out of it and not use it here, or he'll get scared off like fangly did.
Quote from: Luna on December 02, 2011, 12:24:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:22:03 AM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...
Um.
Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?
Gonna take that one as a joke.
I am slowing down in my old age.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:28:44 AM
Gonna take that one as a joke.
I am slowing down in my old age.
I think that make pills for that...
Quote from: easy-e on December 02, 2011, 12:31:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:28:44 AM
Gonna take that one as a joke.
I am slowing down in my old age.
I think that make pills for that...
Yeah, I get full eating pills.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:28:44 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 02, 2011, 12:24:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 12:22:03 AM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: MooseKnuckle on December 01, 2011, 11:33:59 PM
LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.
Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?
Shame.
Indeed....
Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.
I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos. muhaha
Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...
Um.
Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?
Gonna take that one as a joke.
I am slowing down in my old age.
I'm cranky and disinclined to take much as a joke tonight. I'm coming down with a cold.
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.
I was intrigued by the similarity between a leatherman and a butterfly knife.
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:50:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
Dude. "Tools for tools like you." Page 4 3. one of the three top posts.
BRB WITH LINK
Quote from: Cain on August 22, 2007, 12:26:05 AM
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
Not safe for viewing anywhere. Home, work, private bunker.
Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one. Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.
I clicked the last one and got as far as the guy slicing his dick lengthwise like he was making sausage kolaches.
IOW, not very far. :lol:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 04:46:42 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 10:50:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 01, 2011, 10:37:14 PM
It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos. Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.
Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.
Dude. "Tools for tools like you." Page 4 3. one of the three top posts.
BRB WITH LINK
Quote from: Cain on August 22, 2007, 12:26:05 AM
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
Not safe for viewing anywhere. Home, work, private bunker.
Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one. Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.
I clicked the last one and got as far as the guy slicing his dick lengthwise like he was making sausage kolaches.
IOW, not very far. :lol:
That's the bit with the scissors, right? I got through one and two with only a little bit of cringing (the rubber hammer made me lol, and I watched that my first day here!) but I got to the bit with the scissors and I shrieked and turned it off. :lulz:
:cry:
But... but... but.... I just... I don't even.
I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......
Why Freeky?
Whyyyyy?
:cry:
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 02, 2011, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: fanglekai on December 01, 2011, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.
We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.
well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.
Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.
I was intrigued by the similarity between a leatherman and a butterfly knife.
A leatherman can't be opened in less then two seconds making it legal to use, butterfly knives were only made for one thing and that is fucking someone up, I'm glad they are illegal.
Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time. Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some. (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise. Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)
Quote from: Luna on December 02, 2011, 11:50:02 AM
Heh, I used to stock the adult section at the comic book store I worked at, we had a market for the heavy body modification books, I used to see this stuff all the time. Yeah, stills, not video, but the cringe factor does eventually fade, some. (It was also my job as "least squeamish female" to go through the adult section and chase out the pervs who'd been in there for more than a few minutes to keep them from jerking off on the merchandise. Yay, things to leave OFF the resume...)
You don't leave things OFF a resume, you just call them something utterly misleading. Like "executive director of protecting product from biohazard comtamination".
:lulz:
Why did I read this thread?
Why did I read the totse2 thread?
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?
Because this is America
tm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?
Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.
But.... but.....
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 02, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Also, why do people do terrible things to their junk?
Because this is Americatm and winkies are EVIL and BADWRONG.
Winkies are fine, they know what they like, and they're honest about it. It's what's attached to them that usually starts all the problems. They take the blame for the bad decisions made by the rest of the system.
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
I HAZ BAD-ASS SPORKZ.
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
Quote from: Khara on December 02, 2011, 06:35:39 AM
:cry:
But... but... but.... I just... I don't even.
I think I squeezed my eyes so tight shut my contact went to my brain......
Why Freeky?
Whyyyyy?
:cry:
:roflcake: SCIECNE!
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Wait wait wait... all of what? I am confuse. Please elucidate on what it is you are on about.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
yeah dude he should of manned up and taken a ton of spam like a man he wishes he was
Quote from: lowdy on December 04, 2011, 03:35:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
yeah dude he should of manned up and taken a ton of spam like a man he wishes he was
Was that supposed to be English?
Quote from: lowdy on December 04, 2011, 03:35:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
yeah dude he should of manned up and taken a ton of spam like a man he wishes he was
Yeah, so if HE follows someone around shitting on him, that's getting TUFF.
If anyone does it back, that's "spam".
Fuck you, ya little pussy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 01:56:09 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 04, 2011, 03:35:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
yeah dude he should of manned up and taken a ton of spam like a man he wishes he was
Yeah, so if HE follows someone around shitting on him, that's getting TUFF.
If anyone does it back, that's "spam".
Fuck you, ya little pussy.
kk :sad:
Quote from: lowdy on December 05, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 01:56:09 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 04, 2011, 03:35:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
Quote from: lowdy on December 03, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
I agree that totse2 instigated all of this
Too bad Fang pussed out and banned us, eh?
yeah dude he should of manned up and taken a ton of spam like a man he wishes he was
Yeah, so if HE follows someone around shitting on him, that's getting TUFF.
If anyone does it back, that's "spam".
Fuck you, ya little pussy.
kk :sad:
IF, and I stress the "IF", you are not here to troll, you should probably lurk a bit and see what our deal is. Nevermind the topics, which are many and varied, but note how we communicate with each other. T2 is like a bunch of howler monkeys jacking off in each other's faces; PD is like a bunch of cats watching each other at opposite ends of the street, talking amicably until somebody mentions drugs, libertarians, anarchy, magic, or just feels like a fight, and then look out and watch the fur fly.
Sometimes, anyway. :lol:
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 01, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
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:mittens:
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2011, 10:00:16 PM
(http://www.instructables.com/image/F510ZZZFT7PRAY5/How-to-Make-a-Boffer.jpg)
if you plant your feet right, it can cut through an entire horse AND its rider
I inherited it from my father
:mittens: :mittens: