Post here when you've made an egregious mistake, accidentally copied without attribution, or said rotten shit you wish you hadn't said.
I will start:
Despite my longstanding arguments to the contrary, it has been proven to my satisfaction that Milton Keynes is actually a city in England, and not an economist. This in turn proves that the "midlands" do in fact exist, and are not simply the product of the fevered imagination of people living in Buckinghamshire.
Also, it turns out that Stockholm isn't a country.
I'd just like to offer an apology to everyone that was involved in that unfortunate incident.
I'm sorry I thought that would fit in there.
Please be assured that it wasn't a malicious mistake on my part, I just ended up using the wrong side of the ruler and made the first measurement in metric.
Contrary to popular belief, guys do not always like it when you hit them in the junk with a holy relic meat hammer. Who the fuck knew? :?
Except for Roger, who ALWAYS likes that shit.
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 07, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Contrary to popular belief, guys do not always like it when you hit them in the junk with a holy relic meat hammer. Who the fuck knew? :?
Except for Roger, who ALWAYS likes that shit.
:crankey:
Shut up. You know you do.
I'd like to apologize for declaring my current university president to be a genetically-engineered goblin created by Monsanto. That was wrong, and an insult to all of Goblindom.
He is, in fact, a completely respectable corporate whore of the first order.
I believe I owe a certain author of certain esteem in a certain community a certain set of words for a certain thing I may or may not have said out loud.
I'm sorry that I thought you were being a deliberately obtuse hoebag and/or attention whoring troll. . I realize now that you really meant what you said. :(
I'm also sorry that when you first said it, I didn't write you a letter that you had just said this thing out loud. Mea culpa. Should have let you know that this would become a thing.
I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 07, 2011, 07:51:39 PM
I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.
I don't think terrorism is retractable, Mang. :sad:
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 08, 2011, 03:29:22 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 07, 2011, 07:51:39 PM
I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.
I don't think terrorism is retractable, Mang. :sad:
:lulz:
I would like to formally recant and retract my invoking of blood-gorged rectal ticks in the vicinity of the gentleman having the chili with black beans. The burrito joint is one of my favorites, and didn't deserve that shit.
My condolences to the break room crowd for using the existence of ICBM's and nuclear weapons to permanently deface anything Ron Paul says about isolationism, and for indirectly undermining the policies of the state of Israel. Best of luck puling the wool back over your own eyes.
Quote from: Richter on December 08, 2011, 03:39:41 AM
I would like to formally recant and retract my invoking of blood-gorged rectal ticks in the vicinity of the gentleman having the chili with black beans. The burrito joint is one of my favorites, and didn't deserve that shit.
My condolences to the break room crowd for using the existence of ICBM's and nuclear weapons to permanently deface anything Ron Paul says about isolationism, and for indirectly undermining the policies of the state of Israel. Best of luck puling the wool back over your own eyes.
Oh, Richter. You just gotta be you!
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 08, 2011, 03:29:22 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 07, 2011, 07:51:39 PM
I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.
I don't think terrorism is retractable, Mang. :sad:
:jihaad:
Then we march on a road of saccharine, vapid, country-lite pop tunes with poor intonation!!!!!!!!
all those times i said 'i promise...just the head...'
and 'i love you'
and 'oops...sorry...it slipped'
and 'no...the camcorder isnt on'
and 'i didnt sleep with your sister'
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 02:00:44 AM
all those times i said 'i promise...just the head...'
and 'i love you'
and 'oops...sorry...it slipped'
and 'no...the camcorder isnt on'
and 'i didnt sleep with your sister'
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
Quote from: Mangrove on December 08, 2011, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 08, 2011, 03:29:22 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 07, 2011, 07:51:39 PM
I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.
I don't think terrorism is retractable, Mang. :sad:
:jihaad:
Then we march on a road of saccharine, vapid, country-lite pop tunes with poor intonation!!!!!!!!
THIS IS AMERICA!!!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Who hasn't fucked a cat? I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight. You know you'd hit that shit.
I forced a Cat to fuck a Bailiff once. (Just the once though)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Who hasn't fucked a cat? I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight. You know you'd hit that shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/IbFxz.jpg)
Quote from: Net on December 09, 2011, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Who hasn't fucked a cat? I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight. You know you'd hit that shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/IbFxz.jpg)
:baby:
THE FUCK.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Who hasn't fucked a cat? I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight. You know you'd hit that shit.
theres nothing wrong with fucking cats. pussy is pussy.
i said nothing about fucking them...hence the shriveled wang reference. when said shriveled wang is flailing in the wind it is like a piece of string the kittys enjoy playing with like a piece of string.
(http://chokeonwords.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fat_america.jpg)
Pic analysis:
Person in red baseball cap is Italian. She says: Hey fatta lady....you no eata no more-a pizza!
I'd like to formally apologize for all of those times I thought I knew what the fuck I was talking about. That was clearly a mistake that could have had grave consequences for other humans had I been in any sort of position of "authority" that would have allowed me to spread further the shit that comes out of my head, and I thank the world at large for not holding me down and using a toilet plunger on my mouth. I retract it all. Even the funny stuff, as much as it pains me.
That and for shaving my cat that time. Sure, he looked funny with a razorback hawk on his head and down to his tail, but animal cruelty can take many forms, even the seemingly benign and visually hilarious.
I'd also like to apologize for the entirety of "Twilight" and all it has caused. Someone should have stopped it. I should have done more to stop it. It, and The Black Eyed Peas.
I just looked back up at the thread topic and remembered this isn't an apologies thread.
Given that, I would like to retract all of the above.
That time I said it wasn't REALLY that bad?
Yeah. I'd like to retract that.
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OFUK, I thought this was the official refraction thread.
Consider this my retraction of the refraction.
I'd like to retract my fingernails, just like a cat. That's be so cool.
Or my head, like Zaphod Beeblebrox.
I retract my model railroad.
Because the cat fucked it up.
Quote from: infinityshock on December 10, 2011, 04:44:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:17:04 AM
And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>
youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.
Who hasn't fucked a cat? I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight. You know you'd hit that shit.
theres nothing wrong with fucking cats. pussy is pussy.
i said nothing about fucking them...hence the shriveled wang reference. when said shriveled wang is flailing in the wind it is like a piece of string the kittys enjoy playing with like a piece of string.
0/9 for lack of effort.
Staff of McDonalds, I wish to retract my desire to EVER order the rancid remnant of the great mother Hydra's nethers which you purport to be a "filet". I will, however, continue to sing the song. MY request regarding cheeseburgers or your mother, however feral and inspired by rabid hunger it was, stands.
Slow moving dude at the grocery, I'm sure you are not actually an A+ scion of the elemental plain of suck and fail. Learn to GTFO.
Dude I alarmed at the entryway, mybad. I seem to have a cloaking device, that is on all the time. Please learn to attend to transitions from dark night to bright retail place for your own safety though, the disorientation is predictable and exploitable.
:lulz:
Who the hell is the n00b?
Quote from: Richter on December 13, 2011, 02:43:08 AM
Staff of McDonalds, I wish to retract my desire to EVER order the rancid remnant of the great mother Hydra's nethers which you purport to be a "filet". I will, however, continue to sing the song.
I refuse to retract sicking my sister on you with that song, because it made for a totally obnoxious Anime Boston.
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Who the hell is the n00b?
Hell if I know.
Hang on, didn't we go traipsing along through TCC and pick up a few douchebags? They were pretty memorable, as I recall.
In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....
I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people". As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.
I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.
As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.
I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum. I am sure other factors weigh in on that.
I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort. The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.
I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp.
Quote from: Khara on December 14, 2011, 04:01:07 PM
In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....
I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people". As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.
I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.
As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.
I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum. I am sure other factors weigh in on that.
I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort. The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.
I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp.
Thanks, Khara. This was in danger of turning into a "look how badass" thread I am, instead of retractions.
Also, I'll have you know that being dropped on my head toughened me up, and I suggest it as a parenting tool.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 14, 2011, 04:01:07 PM
In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....
I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people". As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.
I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.
As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.
I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum. I am sure other factors weigh in on that.
I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort. The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.
I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp.
Thanks, Khara. This was in danger of turning into a "look how badass" thread I am, instead of retractions.
Also, I'll have you know that being dropped on my head toughened me up, and I suggest it as a parenting tool.
I have it on good authority, that while dropping a child on it's head may toughen it up, it also causes some kind of strange reaction forcing all the hair follicles from one's head to scatter randomly over the rest of the body and then re-producing like bunnies until one is completely bald yet one's whole body is encased in a furlike suit not unlike a yeti.....
I'm not too sure on the science of it all.... we should ask Kai :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Who the hell is the n00b?
One of Fang's groupies.
One of those Wiccan douches?
I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers.
Not that there's any difference. They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Who the hell is the n00b?
One of Fang's groupies.
One of those Wiccan douches?
I thought it was one of the teenage closet cases from that "we're all straight, lookit us gay bash, we just watch gaypron so we know what NOT to do' board.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 04:47:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Who the hell is the n00b?
One of Fang's groupies.
One of those Wiccan douches?
I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers.
Not that there's any difference. They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.
Fucking hippies are all the same.
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 05:28:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 04:47:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Who the hell is the n00b?
One of Fang's groupies.
One of those Wiccan douches?
I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers.
Not that there's any difference. They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.
Fucking hippies are all the same.
Definitely sounds like the wicca.com crowd.
I'd like to retract the angry e-mail rants I sent to Cartoon Network, Microsoft, Statkraft (Norwegian state owned elecricity company), the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation and many others when I was 11-12. I argued against pollution, commercials and having to pay for stuff, and advocated abolishing Microsoft and making Linux and organic food mandatory.
Also, I'd like to keep the part that says that there should be more shows about the Beatles on Norwegian TV.
Dear elderly gentleman gesticulating wildly at me while he sits in his car and I drive by in the opposite direction, doing the speed limit and in my own lane:
I would like to take back that horrible snicker I gave. I am just a young whippersnapper, and driving in a fashion that is likely to get everyone killed. I am sorry for all those times I got on your lawn. I am fairly certain that, contrary to what I always believed, back in your day the world was the shit, and everyone did what they were supposed to, and none of this equality garbage was existing. And I'd like to say sorry for that, too.
(http://people.ucalgary.ca/~neuro/syed/images/gcanim.gif)