Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2011, 05:56:46 PM

Title: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2011, 05:56:46 PM
and the rest of Norway.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/404098/december-12-2011/norway-s-butter-shortage?xrs=playershare_fb
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Come to Luna.  I haz butter.  And bacon.  And I promise the box I keep you in will be tall enough for you to stand in, long and wide enough for you to lie down in, and WILL have airholes.  (And they said I couldn't be taught!)
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Juana on December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.

Wow.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Juana on December 13, 2011, 06:50:53 PM
Sorry? I think it's funny, but a) it's my joke and b) being fried skews things for me.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2011, 06:51:43 PM
No, I laughed! I got the same image. :D
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
YOU WOMEN BE CRAZY!
:lulz:
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:04:04 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.

:fap:   :fap:    :fap:

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
YOU WOMEN BE CRAZY!
:lulz:

You know it.  It was, however, men that MADE me this way...
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Juana on December 13, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
I'm just like that naturally. :lulz: I make no excuses.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?

It's a trap.

Luna is known as the best pit-fighter on the East coast, and she practices on strangers.  You won't last out of the box for 5 minutes.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?

There are a number of PD'ers who can testify to the quality and quantity of bacon when I'm cooking.

Strangers are for fun.  Most of 'em just shit themselves, they don't even TRY for the sword.   For real practice, there's Richter.  Him, in recognition of years of training, I shall kill last when I begin my campaign to remove human life from the planet.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2011, 07:25:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

It's true. Sweet enough to rot your teefs!
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2011, 07:31:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

I barely know you but I second that.
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 13, 2011, 08:10:10 PM
 :lulz: I thought the typical diet for you Forzen Northlanders was already pretty high-fat?
Title: Re: WOE BE TO ME
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 13, 2011, 08:10:10 PM
:lulz: I thought the typical diet for you Forzen Northlanders was already pretty high-fat?

Apparently, they don't know...  if out of butter, smear bacon grease on it.