That's just the way they work lately. I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.
Now I want a late night coffee with nutmeg and brown sugar. THANKS A LOT. Snus.
If I had a dime for every time I had no pizza and was unproductive.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
That's just the way they work lately. I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.
AND THEN SQUIDDY WAS PREGGERS.
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!
You old bastard.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!
You old bastard.
Twins. :)
Gradalations.
I'll get you, old man. you wait.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:59:53 PM
I'll get you, old man. you wait.
Take a number.
TGG asked for a bag of quicklime for Christmas.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!
You old bastard.
Twins. :)
Gradalations.
Siamese?
Squiddy is from Florida, not Thailand. There are some similarities, but they aren't actually the same place.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:02:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!
You old bastard.
Twins. :)
Gradalations.
Siamese?
Squiddy is from Florida, not Thailand. There are some similarities, but they aren't actually the same place.
Wait what. Someone has given me an erroneous globe.
CHECK YO GLOBE, BITCH!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
CHECK YO GLOBE, BITCH!
MAH GLOBE IS DYSFUNCTIONAL! AND THE - BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IS TOO!
Yeaeaaeaeaaaa Squiddy has a random nonsensical blurb thread I KNEW IT!!! :D
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.
The story of my life.
I fucking hate my wireless antenna thing on my computer.
I have a connection, then I don't, then my router disappears, then OH there it is!
Fuck you antenna! Make up your mind! You wanna work or not?! You know what here.. yeah, I'ma kick you in the face! How ya like that??
This post will never go through now. It's 1:40am and I have to leave for work in 20 minutes. Stupid bank.
Fuck that place in the mouth.
However, this happened. The short kid in the office left his coat there, so we hung it up good and safe for him.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/BankPrank.jpg)
He had to have a tall person get it down for him. That was the highlight of my week.
SAD!
:lol: Fuck yeahr, a SQUIDDAAAAAY BLAG THRAD.
I had a half a burger sitting on the kitchen counter.
Two cats swarmed it and ate just the beef off of it.
LITTLE SHITS!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 28, 2011, 07:00:44 AM
I had a half a burger sitting on the kitchen counter.
Two cats swarmed it and ate just the beef off of it.
LITTLE SHITS!
Who'll make BIG SHITS when they have digested the beef.
This thread is awesome! :lol:
Just wait till I have some coffee and a shit!
Boy are you fuckers gonna GET IT
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 29, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Just wait till I have some coffee and a shit!
Boy are you fuckers gonna GET IT
:lol: YAY!! :)
Great. I think I have diarrhea.
Thanks a lot Roger.
THESE JELLY BEANS ARE JUST GROSS.
SUU, I'M BLAMING YOU!
I blame the Adderall shortage.
Fuck pills. I'm blaming you monkeys for everything.
EVERYTHING.
You know it's supposed to drop down into the 30's tonight?
I'M LOOKIN AT YOU SUU! Get your shit weather out of my state!
Yeah, man. Fucking 30s. This means I actually have to wear long sleeves AND a coat.
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2012, 03:55:41 AM
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.
If you died, you'd be here now.
FUCKING NORWAY!! :argh!:
Good. They found you.
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."
My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...
In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have. :lulz:
Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.
It's 52 now and 5am. The cold came and went pretty quick.
Hello/Goodbye winter
Quote from: Cainad on January 08, 2012, 02:17:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."
My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...
In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have. :lulz:
Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.
See now I/we have to kill you. Good goin.
BBQ chicken salad. This can't happen, right? Let's ask ECH in the food blogotorium.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."
Bravo for combining three of my favourite things: puns, poop-jokes and Dr Who!
All the norways are gonna shit when they get a "load" of what you've done here.
:argh!:
:lol:
I'm so sorry. If it helps, that was my own reaction as I watched through my half-crazed eyesockets as I typed that steaming little number (two) out.
DO YOU SEE WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME?