OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first, who is mature enough to know that not everyone is suited for everyone and you can still be a great person even if not everyone likes you. I am not going to be sleeping with anyone tonight....I would just like to go out on a meeting or date....whatever you want to call it. This is my weekend without my daughter so I would like to go out and enjoy it....perferably with someone. If you too could use some fun, conversation, smiles and relaxation please read on. Please be SINGLE...I am not into 'discrete' anything....if you need to hide something...I am not the right person....if you are looking for sex...I am not the right person....If you just want to date an "older" woman...I am NOT the right person....if you smoke...again...I am not the right person....if you could use a fun, relaxed, smiled filled evening....please read on...I might be the right person....Honesty....I am old and smart enough to know that I am not interested in a fake relationships....I want the real deal...someone to tell my deepest secrets too...and know that they will always be there to support me through it....as long as I am honest. I mean really....don't you want to die knowing that you shared your most intimate thoughts, deeds, and secrets with someone who really cared....AND that you got the same "got your back coverage" in return.I don't fight dirty.....I am mature enough to know I have faults and weak spots and sometime the best thing is to have the truth told to you so you can deal with it....so when we have an issue or misunderstanding...it will always be in the present....I have a past, you have a past, and that is how we got to who we are today....even when it could be our past together....I will never bring it up once we close an issue.A good morning and good night kiss.....do you know that that improves your chances of staying together by 21% over couples that just hug goodnight and goodmorning? I am full of PDA and proud of it.I am a mom....so yes...it's a package deal. I have been divorced for 6 years....happily divorced...my ex is still my best guy friend and we co parent fabulously....you will meet him as we do not have jealousy issues.....we have a love for our daughter that overcomes any issues we ever had...divorced without lawyers and still make deals with a handshake....he is a good hunk and a fabulous dad.You will get to be yourself....no matter how quirky that is.....either I will love those quirks and embrace them.....or we will find out we are meant to be friends or meant to meet, great and move on right away.....but I will not tell you I am interested in you if I am not....and I WANT, yes WANT you to do the same for me. If I am not your type....no problem....I am not going to fall apart because one person I met didn't get me....and you should be the same....my opinion of you shouldn't mean crap to you unless we are a couple......for a first meeting....geez....use me to learn what I find good or bad about you and get some honest feed back.Now....all that sounds so serious...which is so not me....as the number one thing I do best is giggle...right down to outright snorts, and shooting drinks through my nose....a good belly laugh is better than any therapy...and a heck of a lot cheaper.You will have access to know about my past....some of it is great...some ...not so much....I guarantee you I am smart enough to understand you....but having a decent IQ doesn't always mean I make good decisions.....BUT....I am always improving on this one....so when you ask me a question....be aware I will be honest with you so don't ask what you don't want to really know.Confidence....I am good with who I am today...I will be good with who I am tomorrow......I have some days that are better than others ...but all in all...I like me and wouldn't want to be anyone else.....You will get a 5'9" tall gal....who is comfortable with her weight.....but trying to lose just because I perfer to be smaller.....if you need a barbie doll or size 0 model....uh....Toys R Us is probably open......for now I could happily drop 25-30 lbs and feel a heck of a lot better.....and I am working on it.You will get a partner who will try just about anything......I am the gal who kisses for charity on Valentine's Day on the corner of Steven Creek and Winchester because no one should feel lonely or be without a kiss on certain days of the year. You will get someone who will join you on any adventure that has a 5% or less chance of death or less ...so if you can get us on fear factor....I will do my best to win with you. Amazing Race, anything...I am good to go...hate to pass up an opportunity and try to live without regretting not pushing through my fears to try things.ALRIGHT...enough is enough...here is a recent picture....I will only respond to emails that attach a photo...be proud of who you are....I don't want a Ken doll...I want a male I find hot and one that find me gorgeous.K...here is the picture....I know you scanned down here first.....so you may not either scan back up and read this....or just click me bye bye.I am on face book and my space under zimmertracey and Tracey Jane Zimmer
1) Copy paste large walls of text
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first
ANAL?
If that's a cut & paste, good job.
If it isn't, can I use it as a cut & paste, if I change the name?
No freaks.
mm, delicious copypasta (https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=%22we+have+a+love+for+our+daughter+that+overcomes+any+issues+we+ever+had%22&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&client=opera&hs=HDa&rls=en&channel=suggest&source=hp&q=%22OKAY...I+would+really+love+to+meet+a+new+friend+to+hang+out+with+who+truely+is+mature+enough+to+be+friends+first%22&pbx=1&oq=%22OKAY...I+would+really+love+to+meet+a+new+friend+to+hang+out+with+who+truely+is+mature+enough+to+be+friends+first%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=62605l62605l0l62963l1l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=425caf698c102cde&biw=1280&bih=936)
Instead of responding myself, I'll follow suit and paste one of the responses you got when you tried this shtick on another forum (https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=2313348):
Someone copy/paste this and hand it in to their English teacher for a graded assignment.
Or are you chicken, McFly?
Quote from: Cain on February 08, 2012, 08:49:43 PM
No freaks.
:lulz:
The odds of DECI4 being Tracey Jane Zimmer are, of course, nil. Sounds like someone has an issue with someone named Tracey Jane Zimmer. That would make this the perfect bait, as Ms Zimmer may even have written that, and DECI4 reposted it.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
mm, delicious copypasta (https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=%22we+have+a+love+for+our+daughter+that+overcomes+any+issues+we+ever+had%22&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&client=opera&hs=HDa&rls=en&channel=suggest&source=hp&q=%22OKAY...I+would+really+love+to+meet+a+new+friend+to+hang+out+with+who+truely+is+mature+enough+to+be+friends+first%22&pbx=1&oq=%22OKAY...I+would+really+love+to+meet+a+new+friend+to+hang+out+with+who+truely+is+mature+enough+to+be+friends+first%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=62605l62605l0l62963l1l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=425caf698c102cde&biw=1280&bih=936)
Instead of responding myself, I'll follow suit and paste one of the responses you got when you tried this shtick on another forum (https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=2313348):
Someone copy/paste this and hand it in to their English teacher for a graded assignment.
Or are you chicken, McFly?
:lulz:
Once a totsetard, always a totsetard.
QuoteJust posting to say I didn't read all that and I'm glad I didn't
If you can overcome the smoking thing, and don't mind a broke, workshy, drug abusing British Anarchist with questionable morals, and a perverse sense of 'humour', I'm up for giving you a whirl. Meet you at the British Lion pub tomorrow night at, say 8.30pm (GMT) (http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/emotes/union-jack.gif) I'm fairly low maintenance, but I shall expect a shag out of it at some point in the evening. (http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/smileys/smooch.gif)
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 08, 2012, 08:48:41 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first
ANAL?
NASAL?
Quantum!
(you are both in and out at the same time)
Have you tried the fish?
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.
Funny you should mention that. WE had a noob here once that suggested people should do that shit anyway. Anyway, he got all butthurt and erased his posts.
This is why you always use the quote function.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet?
Because of tomahawks.
QuoteMasturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.
We actually had some idiot come on here and said that this kind of thing was okay. It did not go well.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 09, 2012, 01:34:27 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.
Funny you should mention that. WE had a noob here once that suggested people should do that shit anyway. Anyway, he got all butthurt and erased his posts.
This is why you always use the quote function.
I remember him yeah, used to hang around in shopping malls, pulling himself off in baggy wankslax. *sigh* If only we'd used the quote function more, all those valuable tips on how to conduct a covert public 'menage et mois' would still be available! Oh well. We live and learn. :fap:
That's kind of really strange, gross even.
As a side note, what goal was he trying to accomplish by convincing a bunch of people on PD to wax-on and subsequently wax-off in public? World peace?
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 02:37:24 AM
That's kind of really strange, gross even.
As a side note, what goal was he trying to accomplish by convincing a bunch of people on PD to wax-on and subsequently wax-off in public? World peace?
"
I shouldn't Nobody should have to follow laws and rules that are stupid and don't conform to what I want to do."
And yeah, he meant public masturbation as more than just an example.
What was his name again? I remember him being some sort of electric shaman or something weird like that too. A shaman of some sort....
Hehe, found the thread.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25598.5
Can't delete OPs
I read that OP. I was like "yeah maybe..." for a couple lines there and then he started contradicting himself(reality is subjective and no one holds a monopoly on moral truth. Like 3 lines later he gets all: factory farming is the holocaust and I don't understand how anyone can ignore it.) then he advocated masturbation as civil disobedience. then I was like :? but then :fap: and then back to :|
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 02:50:47 AM
I read that OP. I was like "yeah maybe..." for a couple lines there and then he started contradicting himself(reality is subjective and no one holds a monopoly on moral truth. Like 3 lines later he gets all: factory farming is the holocaust and I don't understand how anyone can ignore it.) then he advocated masturbation as civil disobedience. then I was like :? but then :fap: and then back to :|
He was an odd one. Didn't last very long. Don't even know if he made it to 50 posts.
I don't know how I missed that thread, and that makes me sad.
It was all a bit "What a man does in the privacy of his own track pants, is nobody's business but his own" for a while. I remember he was outraged by the idea that legislation dictated where, when, and how he was allowed to touch himself.
Quote from: BadBeast on February 09, 2012, 03:07:42 AM
It was all a bit "What a man does in the privacy of his own track pants, is nobody's business but his own" for a while. I remember he was outraged by the idea that legislation dictated where, when, and how he was allowed to touch himself.
Yep. All the while ignoring the whole idea that masturbating in public is creepy even if it would be legal.