LMNO wanted more details about the last few weeks. Well...Okay.I went to a psychic meetup at some point last week.
As you may have guessed, it was the average bunch of FUCKING LAME-ASS LIMP-WRISTED PANTY-WAISTED SOFT MIDDLE-AGED MIDDLE-CLASS WIMPY FUCKING NEW AGERS, and they were talking about:
Quote"When I see someone smile... I smile too... I pick up on their feelings... I'm an empath"
"Me too... when I see someone frown... I frown... I'm psychic"
They're talking about "Peace, Love and Light" and the energy that comes from the color blue or crystals or or shiny fucking rocks (The Gem Show was still technically going on, so they all have shiny new lumps of cheap ass quartz hanging off their necks on bits of
shoestring genuine Native American rawhide).
I've got major fucking issues at stake, here. I'm seeing Aztec snakes under the running board and blades coming out of the southwest, I'm having things confirmed by the sporting news. I see Laura Bush's pant suit flash at me on the TV screen while Katie Couric is on! I spew this huge rant detailing ALL of my psychic phenomenon just to show the fuckers what it's like to be psychic.
AND THEY KICK ME OUT!
They can't HANDLE the Truth. This insult shall not go unavenged.
There will be retribution for this awful snub.
Or Kill Me.
:eek:
I am awed by the vast HOLY™ I see before me.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 07:17:09 PM
:eek:
I am awed by the vast HOLY™ I see before me.
Freeky warned me. She's all "DON'T GO IN THERE!", but Enabler was giggling, and how the fuck was I supposed to resist? It was like having everyone on Mysticwicks as a captive audience, while some half-naked sasquatch wearing a flat cap (found one! pics later.) makes awful noises and tries to make his case.
Fortunately, we were 2 blocks away when the cruiser rolled up, the cops having been called by the fat guy in the wolf tee shirt & pony tail. I didn't break any laws, but I was pretty twisted, and probably could not have adequately explained my side of things, beyond animal grunting & perhaps throwing up.
They don't like being upstaged, Roger. :lulz:
Hijack their astral plane and fly it into the nearest patchouli factory.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
:walken:
Quote from: Nigel on February 13, 2012, 07:22:39 PM
They don't like being upstaged, Roger. :lulz:
So I gather. If looks could kill, the group of fat ladies at the cheese & wine bar would have made mincemeat out of me. You know the type...Breathless old bags who whimper on about how "the spirits are giving me a headache", yada yada. I mean, if *I* was a spirit, would I haunt some fat old fraud, or Kathy Ireland's underpance? I ask you.
:mittens:
These people just aren't built to withstand that level of Truth. It makes their poor brains shrink back, wrap around their spines, and jab their stomach until they're a soiled mess gibbering on the floor. They got you out of their just before they started projectile vomiting and hacking up their own hair. Unleashing that much Holy puts them in "detox" mode.
Next time Nigel comes down here, we're doing gallery openings my way.
Quote from: Alty on February 13, 2012, 07:28:48 PM
:mittens:
These people just aren't built to withstand that level of Truth. It makes their poor brains shrink back, wrap around their spines, and jab their stomach until they're a soiled mess gibbering on the floor. They got you out of their just before they started projectile vomiting and hacking up their own hair. Unleashing that much Holy puts them in "detox" mode.
I think their power animal totem spirits get all disgusted by mine.
Psychic/spiritualist/new age reiki voodoo crystal acupuncture - Reality is far too complicated. Half-baked theories or GTFO!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: that's hilarious ... do you know what exactly set them off? Did they feel like they were being mocked, or were they just intimidated by a wizard of your level? How did the cops get involved?
I've been to one of them psychic things, back when I lived in Albany. There's this place called the Triangle center? Something like that. This dude in fatigues, wolf shirt, and ponytail kept giving me the evil eye. He was clearly threatened by Eris' presence. The more I tried to see what was up with him, the more cold and territorial he got. Clearly putting on the Alpha show for the females. It was a totally disgusting episode.
The problem with those kinds of gatherings is that they're all open minded and accepting until you suggest that some of it might, you know, be bullshit.
Uuuuuugh, they bought stuff from the Gem Show to get all fruity with? :vom:
For personal reasons, I hate that shit. A guy at a Ren Faire behind a counter full of shiny rocks I was looking at started talking that fluffy Reiki shit at me, and I had to bite my tongue. I wanted to take all the crystals with me, the same way you might want to take pets away from a neglectful owner.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:35:07 PM
The problem with those kinds of gatherings is that they're all open minded and accepting until you suggest that some of it might, you know, be bullshit.
Yes. This.
What I like to do with Reiki people is explain them that if it's universal energy then, uh, everything should be included. Then I start listing things that exist that are also horrible until they stop talking to me forever. They're so god damned NICE until then.
A lot of non-denominational christian I've met are the same way.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:35:07 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: that's hilarious ... do you know what exactly set them off? Did they feel like they were being mocked, or were they just intimidated by a wizard of your level? How did the cops get involved?
I've been to one of them psychic things, back when I lived in Albany. There's this place called the Triangle center? Something like that. This dude in fatigues, wolf shirt, and ponytail kept giving me the evil eye. He was clearly threatened by Eris' presence. The more I tried to see what was up with him, the more cold and territorial he got. Clearly putting on the Alpha show for the females. It was a totally disgusting episode.
The problem with those kinds of gatherings is that they're all open minded and accepting until you suggest that some of it might, you know, be bullshit.
I think it was the howling and gibbering that got them going. I was completely around the bend on Holy Cactus™, and apparently they found the spectacle to be More Psychic Fun Than They Really Wanted.
I mean, they're not there for Holiness™, or even some sort of supernatural shit, right? The men are there to get some fat smelly Pagan goodness, and the women are there to out-psychic each other.
I was there to tell them about THE MIGHTY ARIZONA COCKROACH, and how the place was filling up with bored Aztec gods and 70s gameshow hosts or some such shit. This startled the herd. And apparently, you can't have a cockroach as your power spirit animal totem thingie. There's some kind of rule.
Quote from: Cainad on February 13, 2012, 07:37:18 PM
Uuuuuugh, they bought stuff from the Gem Show to get all fruity with? :vom:
For personal reasons, I hate that shit. A guy at a Ren Faire behind a counter full of shiny rocks I was looking at started talking that fluffy Reiki shit at me, and I had to bite my tongue. I wanted to take all the crystals with me, the same way you might want to take pets away from a neglectful owner.
Oh, that's just the beginning. There's a whole industry centered on digging up Indian graves and then polishing and selling their bits as jewelry.
I consider myself an "empath." This is actually a mental illness more than anything else but it is, at least, a decent and socially useful mental illness...perhaps from attending too many raves and past use of that Substance Who Shall Not Be Named.
In addition to my many struggles with ADD, possible mild female Asperger's (look it up. It presents differently in females) and a host of other problems that occur when you take a child who tests with a 159 IQ and beat the living shit out of her from the age of 4 or 5, I have some dissociative disorders as well...did a lot of self-destructive things.
I went to a lot of therapy and dealt with a lot of my issues but I didn't find healthier ways to cope until I found the Rave.
my "Empath" tendencies are a better, healthier way of coping with dissociation. When I'm nervous or uncomfortable in social situations, when I'm overwhelmed, threatened or feel like "they're all gonna laugh at me," I "hone in" on other people. I become hyper-aware of the vibe in a room and try to "tune the radio" so-to-speak into people's euphoria. There are times when people are being ugly that I find I either have to remove myself from the situation or make it better. It's not fucking magic, it's overcoming an odd juxtaposition between Asperger's (being oblivious to people's true intent), paranoia and Borderline Personality Disorder.
This isn't some Deanna Troi bullshit that everyone can see, either; there are very few people who have ever been able to "pick up" when this is happening to me and pull me back into feeling now and when they do, I become almost indelibly attached to them. It feels like I'm less alone in my head and it's heartwrenching when they exit my life.
Anyone who treats that shit like some happy magic is either lying or needs a therapist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:35:07 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: that's hilarious ... do you know what exactly set them off? Did they feel like they were being mocked, or were they just intimidated by a wizard of your level? How did the cops get involved?
I've been to one of them psychic things, back when I lived in Albany. There's this place called the Triangle center? Something like that. This dude in fatigues, wolf shirt, and ponytail kept giving me the evil eye. He was clearly threatened by Eris' presence. The more I tried to see what was up with him, the more cold and territorial he got. Clearly putting on the Alpha show for the females. It was a totally disgusting episode.
The problem with those kinds of gatherings is that they're all open minded and accepting until you suggest that some of it might, you know, be bullshit.
I think it was the howling and gibbering that got them going. I was completely around the bend on Holy Cactus™, and apparently they found the spectacle to be More Psychic Fun Than They Really Wanted.
I mean, they're not there for Holiness™, or even some sort of supernatural shit, right? The men are there to get some fat smelly Pagan goodness, and the women are there to out-psychic each other.
I was there to tell them about THE MIGHTY ARIZONA COCKROACH, and how the place was filling up with bored Aztec gods and 70s gameshow hosts or some such shit. This startled the herd. And apparently, you can't have a cockroach as your power spirit animal totem thingie. There's some kind of rule.
:lulz: :golfclap: Beautiful!
Quote from: Alty on February 13, 2012, 07:38:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:35:07 PM
The problem with those kinds of gatherings is that they're all open minded and accepting until you suggest that some of it might, you know, be bullshit.
Yes. This.
What I like to do with Reiki people is explain them that if it's universal energy then, uh, everything should be included. Then I start listing things that exist that are also horrible until they stop talking to me forever. They're so god damned NICE until then.
A lot of non-denominational christian I've met are the same way.
I may need to steal that from you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:39:16 PM
And apparently, you can't have a cockroach as your power spirit animal totem thingie. There's some kind of rule.
This is why hippies make St Gulik cry.
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
I consider myself an "empath." This is actually a mental illness more than anything else but it is, at least, a decent and socially useful mental illness...perhaps from attending too many raves and past use of that Substance Who Shall Not Be Named.
Not really the point, here. While I have seen people who get "over-written" with other peoples' emotions, it's hardly "psychic" (as you say).
The point was, I went in to show them HOLINESS™, and the bastards suddenly decided the regular old real world was just fine, thank you very much here's your hat what's your hurry get out before I call the cops you fucking freak *slam* holy shit, I didn't know we HAD bikers in this town.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:39:16 PM
And apparently, you can't have a cockroach as your power spirit animal totem thingie. There's some kind of rule.
This is why hippies make St Gulik cry.
And this is why we need to JIHAD in the name of St Gulik. THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVER! Or the puke. One or the other.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:30:22 PM
Next time Nigel comes down here, we're doing gallery openings my way.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:44:31 PM
The point was, I went in to show them HOLINESS™, and the bastards suddenly decided the regular old real world was just fine, thank you very much here's your hat what's your hurry get out before I call the cops you fucking freak *slam* holy shit, I didn't know we HAD bikers in this town.
they have no sense of adventure :lol:
leave it to the modern neo-pagan community to not even recognize a real shamanic trance!
Do they have a website for this event thing? We should try to petition them to give you a microphone at the next one. I bet if we presented it like you're this western guru and we're your followers, they wouldn't even blink until you got up on stage. Then it would be "Oh fuck, not this guy again"
Quote from: Nigel on February 13, 2012, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:30:22 PM
Next time Nigel comes down here, we're doing gallery openings my way.
:lulz:
SOME of our openings are good. I cheerfully dress up & behave myself.
But MOST of them are BAD. They need me, and they need you. It's the only way they'll get better.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:44:31 PM
The point was, I went in to show them HOLINESS™, and the bastards suddenly decided the regular old real world was just fine, thank you very much here's your hat what's your hurry get out before I call the cops you fucking freak *slam* holy shit, I didn't know we HAD bikers in this town.
they have no sense of adventure :lol:
leave it to the modern neo-pagan community to not even recognize a real shamanic trance!
Do they have a website for this event thing? We should try to petition them to give you a microphone at the next one. I bet if we presented it like you're this western guru and we're your followers, they wouldn't even blink until you got up on stage. Then it would be "Oh fuck, not this guy again"
:lulz:
Let me check. Some of these groups are year round, some are just pals who rent a space during the Gem Show, once a year...Sort of like our meetups, but with more bad noise & drama.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:44:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
I consider myself an "empath." This is actually a mental illness more than anything else but it is, at least, a decent and socially useful mental illness...perhaps from attending too many raves and past use of that Substance Who Shall Not Be Named.
Not really the point, here. While I have seen people who get "over-written" with other peoples' emotions, it's hardly "psychic" (as you say).
The point was, I went in to show them HOLINESS™, and the bastards suddenly decided the regular old real world was just fine, thank you very much here's your hat what's your hurry get out before I call the cops you fucking freak *slam* holy shit, I didn't know we HAD bikers in this town.
That's what I'm saying in a roundabout, self-perspective sort of way. They're LYING and they know it. That's why they kicked your shit out. That's why these mystics get all bunged-up when someone comes in and trolls them or pushes the Holiness past their own bullshit comfort level.
I knew a guy who told me (deadpan) that he could cure my allergies by using some form of psychokinetic energy to change the ionic charge on the ceiling and floor and "suck" all the particulae from the air onto a surface. He also told me he could "burst evil energies" with his mind by visualizing them.
When another kook told him he was able to detect government radio frequencies in the air the way dogs can detect barometric pressure, he was actually sort of
repulsed by
that bullshit story, even though it was sorta more feasible in a sense than his own brand of nonsense.
the psychic fair has Celebrity Sex Psychics (http://progressiveskeptic.wordpress.com/category/psychics-2/)??! THAT'S MY DREAM JOB! MAYBE I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP!
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 07:54:45 PM
I knew a guy who told me (deadpan) that he could cure my allergies by using some form of psychokinetic energy to change the ionic charge on the ceiling and floor and "suck" all the particulae from the air onto a surface. He also told me he could "burst evil energies" with his mind by visualizing them.
Question for SCIENCE: Did that make your panties want to fly off?
There's two possibilities here that have to be taken into consideration:
1) It's all shite. It's a bunch of nutjobs running around making crap up and being deluded and delusional.
2) Spirits from the other side are communicating with teh living
Yeah, I know but, given lack of conclusive evidence and discounting logic and probability (for obvious reasons) here's why I'm siding with option 2. Firstly lets look at the kind of bastard who, upon finding themselves dead and offered life everlasting, would chose to spend their eternity, not in etherial paradise but in dingy church halls, hanging out with a bunch of sad act hippy rejects? I'll tell you the type right now - cunts like me.
Now ask yourself this - what possible motivation could cunts like me have for choosing this path? Altruism? Nostalgia? Passing on messages from dead family members? Mercilessly fucking with their dumb heads?
Srsly - spirits are for real - I have far too many post-mortem plans to believe otherwise.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 07:54:45 PM
I knew a guy who told me (deadpan) that he could cure my allergies by using some form of psychokinetic energy to change the ionic charge on the ceiling and floor and "suck" all the particulae from the air onto a surface. He also told me he could "burst evil energies" with his mind by visualizing them.
Question for SCIENCE: Did that make your panties want to fly off?
Hah! May
be. I was pretty young (17 or so). I remember being pretty intrigued with people--
all people...
any people who gave me any sort of attention because I just didn't understand them at all as a whole. I had more than a few boyfriends who dressed goth, participated in some
a la carte version of Wicca/paganism and called me "m'lady."
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 08:03:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 13, 2012, 07:54:45 PM
I knew a guy who told me (deadpan) that he could cure my allergies by using some form of psychokinetic energy to change the ionic charge on the ceiling and floor and "suck" all the particulae from the air onto a surface. He also told me he could "burst evil energies" with his mind by visualizing them.
Question for SCIENCE: Did that make your panties want to fly off?
Hah! Maybe. I was pretty young (17 or so). I remember being pretty intrigued with people--all people...any people who gave me any sort of attention because I just didn't understand them at all as a whole. I had more than a few boyfriends who dressed goth, participated in some a la carte version of Wicca/paganism and called me "m'lady."
:lol:
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
the psychic fair has Celebrity Sex Psychics (http://progressiveskeptic.wordpress.com/category/psychics-2/)??! THAT'S MY DREAM JOB! MAYBE I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP!
did you check her site?
...
VAGINAL EXORCISM
:spit:
http://www.belindabentley.com/
OH GOD SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.
:tyra:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.
:tyra:
I can only assume that is the face you make when you frost their chrystals.
:pope:
You disappoint me so, Wolfgang. You are the end product of 2 million years of simian evolution, and the best you could manage was a jimmy joke? Fer Chrissakes.
And a ten yard penalty for misusing the pope emoticon.
First down for the offense.
Give me another 2 million years and I'll have something more highbrow. Also I don't understand anything about football so I can only assume that I did good.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:08:20 AM
Give me another 2 million years and I'll have something more highbrow. Also I don't understand anything about football so I can only assume that I did good.
Nope, you penaltied yourself into your own end zone for a 2 pt safety for the other team.
Also, you can't understand America if you don't understand football. You don't have to LIKE it, of course, but you have to at least have a bare understanding of the basic concepts.
1. Never bet like a fan.
2. Penalties are bad.
3. Never make side bets, as individual plays can't be calculated in advance.
4. If you don't win at least 2/3rds of your bets, find another hobby.
5. Never bet with anyone whose first name is a city (aka Detroit Smith), or has a middle name listed in quotes in the newspaper (aka Jimmy "the Nose" Catalano).
Also, I am NOT waiting 2 million years for basic intelligence.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:01:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.
:tyra:
I can only assume that is the face you make when you frost their chrystals.
:pope:
How is his "O face" inexplicable magic?
Tard.
Thread over.
Slain by a dumbass.
TGRR,
Was wrong about this guy, and admits it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
Thread over.
Slain by a dumbass.
TGRR,
Was wrong about this guy, and admits it.
Hrm. Hadn't gotten here, yet, I spoke too soon.
Even Holy Men make mistakes. That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that we have fair warning, because they inevitably get proven again and again.
I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.
Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes. That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that they inevitably get proven again and again.
I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.
Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.
I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang. I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.
And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh. He can't help being the way he is.
Heh. Yeah guess i shoulda read the other threads first.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 01:40:42 AM
Heh. Yeah guess i shoulda read the other threads first.
He's the next :wade:
Im going to use the excuse that were recording tonight and didnt get the chance for a thorough read. Its true too. Drums almost done.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes. That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that they inevitably get proven again and again.
I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.
Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.
I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang. I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.
And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh. He can't help being the way he is.
Coyote isn't Wolf...
See, Coyote is the trickster, and Wolf is the defender, two completely different...
I can't even.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes. That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that we have fair warning, because they inevitably get proven again and again.
I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.
Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.
It may or may not be worse than that, as it is name of one of my WoW characters :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang. I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.
And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh. He can't help being the way he is.
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2012, 02:03:29 AM
Coyote isn't Wolf...
See, Coyote is the trickster, and Wolf is the defender, two completely different...
I can't even.
What this is I don't even :?
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.
He's half-Italian. All they have is vowels. This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.
He's half-Italian. All they have is vowels. This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.
He's half-Italian. All they have is vowels. This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
It's the same way when I look like I'm thinking.
@ OP: Hot damn, I'd learn to scry just to witness that shit.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
Thank you, Agent. Your submission has been accepted (http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=4929) into the One-Line MemeBomb Database.
Quote from: Telarus on February 14, 2012, 07:34:31 AM
@ OP: Hot damn, I'd learn to scry just to witness that shit.
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
Thank you, Agent. Your submission has been accepted (http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=4929) into the One-Line MemeBomb Database.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
Do they have a website for this event thing? We should try to petition them to give you a microphone at the next one. I bet if we presented it like you're this western guru and we're your followers, they wouldn't even blink until you got up on stage. Then it would be "Oh fuck, not this guy again"
I love the idea of their assholes collectively clamping shut when they remember Roger. :lol:
TGGR: The reason why psychic meetups are now required by law to have a police presence.
Hey Roger I really enjoyed this thread, thanks for sharing :)
But I'm also comforted to see the wolf=shitneck rule confirmed again, I was starting to get worries.
And indeed Coyote doesn't count because he just does it to fuck with us (he only started after we mentioned it) and even then did you notice he changes back his screenname back to something without "wolf" every once in a while? That's because it's a curse, maybe if he doesn't the transformation will take hold on him as well and become irreversible--maybe he is Welsh enough to withstand it entirely, but I can't blame him for not taking the chance ...