You remind me of that gal that shows up at the Dew Drop Inn Tavern about 7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody within ten feet of her how her boyfriend beat her up and threw her out again, while she digs around in her shitty vinyl purse for a smashed up pack of Virginia Slims with one dried out bent up cig inside, then she mooches beers and cigarettes for an hour or so until she goes out back with some guy and comes back a few minutes later alone with a ten dollar bill that she spends on shots of bar gin until she starts trying to sing along with the juke box going "Yer sweet smellin LAAAIIEES, CRAYzee on YIOO.... gunna go CRAYzee on YOOO..."
So they throw her out and she staggers around the parking lot shrieking "Ah HAYchoo yew muth'r FUKR! Ommina SUE you fr ALL YEW GOT! Yew lousy lyin stinkin SON uvva HOAR!", and when a car full of high school boys slows down to see what this crazy monster is she rips her shirt open and screams "GO HED! Have a GOOOD LOOK!", and that scares them off real fast so then she picks up half a brick out of a mud puddle and stands there weaving around looking evil for a minute.. Then, like she suddenly got an idea, she bolts for an old rusty pick up truck and starts trying to smash out a headlight but she keeps missing and just puts dents in the hood growling "How ya like it NOW HUH? Ya like THAT?"
And then the cops come and get her to put the brick down and she starts sobbing about how her boyfriend beat her up and she lost the last three jobs she had and they're gonna cut off her disability and when they try to get her in the police car she tries to come on to one of the cops which is just repulsive to them so when she's in the car and realizes she's going to the drunk tank AGAIN she starts snarling curse words nobody can even understand.
When she gets out in the morning she goes to her sister's house and her sister says "Your boyfriend left a bag full of clothes and stuff here and he said you broke all the windows and tried to set the place on fire", so the gal starts digging through the black plastic trash bag full of her crappy smelly clothes saying how nobody ever treats her fair and all she's doing is trying to live her life and her sister just goes uh huh because she's heard it ALL before.
Just saying.
Whoa :lol:
Quote from: Nigel on February 13, 2012, 09:49:54 PM
Whoa :lol:
Well, I just don't think Wolfgang got the proper welcome, you know? Like it was only done kinda half-ass.
Yowza.
You know how to make a spag feel welcome, man. :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on February 13, 2012, 11:09:05 PM
Yowza.
You know how to make a spag feel welcome, man. :lulz:
I like to help people.
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.
This can mean only ONE THING.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.
This can mean only ONE THING.
GAY WANGO TANGO?!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.
This can mean only ONE THING.
He doesn't understand your lovehate.
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 14, 2012, 12:15:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.
This can mean only ONE THING.
He doesn't understand your lovehate.
THISMEANSWAR!(http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/06/CIVILIZATION-V-E3-2010-RocketArtillery.jpg)
:lulz:
Perhaps he is composing a suitable answer. You know, the kind that makes you feel a little dirty after reading it to your sweetheart while you're both getting off to it, because of the sticky parts that just won't get out of your brain?
Quote from: Nigel on February 14, 2012, 12:22:11 AM
:lulz:
Perhaps he is composing a suitable answer. You know, the kind that makes you feel a little dirty after reading it to your sweetheart while you're both getting off to it, because of the sticky parts that just won't get out of your brain?
I hope so.
Otherwise...
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!(http://www.macalester.edu/courses/geog261/sgiebultowicz/warsaw/300px-Warsaw_siege1.jpg)
FFFFFFEEEEEEEL THE HEEEAAAAAAT!!!
(http://www.aafireplacedesigns.com/images/country-stone-fireplace-design-1.jpg)
A few things:
1. I love civilization V.
2. I'm not sure if your main point was that I love to complain or that I could really use a wash.
3. I love you anyway.
4. You just wish I loved you as much as you love me. Look into your heart Roger, you know it to be true.
5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.
YOU'RE NO LADY!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.
YOU'RE NO LADY!
SEZ YOU!
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:34:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.
YOU'RE NO LADY!
SEZ YOU!
NEXT YOU'LL BE CHOMPING ON A CIGAR AND PUTTING YOUR ELBOWS ON THE TABLE!
AND ENDING YOUR SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS!
Oh yeah well Ill just take my things and go. And by things I mean all the silverware and miscellaneous domestic goods. You have no idea what kind of world of hurt you are in.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:39:38 AM
Oh yeah well Ill just take my things and go. And by things I mean all the silverware and miscellaneous domestic goods. You have no idea what kind of world of hurt you are in.
OH, YOU HORRIBLE SLUT! MOM SAID YOU'D LEAVE ME! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HER AND GOTTEN A MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM VIRGINIA OR SOME OTHER 3rd WORLD COUNTRY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:40:32 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:39:38 AM
Oh yeah well Ill just take my things and go. And by things I mean all the silverware and miscellaneous domestic goods. You have no idea what kind of world of hurt you are in.
OH, YOU HORRIBLE SLUT! MOM SAID YOU'D LEAVE ME! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HER AND GOTTEN A MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM VIRGINIA OR SOME OTHER 3rd WORLD COUNTRY.
Who do you think I'm leaving you for? That's right. I had the hots for your mom the whole time! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in her arms. Good luck finding someone else this loose.
Okay, I think we can keep this one.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:46:28 AM
Okay, I think we can keep this one.
He might do... Still losing points for the name, but... Yeah.
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2012, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:46:28 AM
Okay, I think we can keep this one.
He might do... Still losing points for the name, but... Yeah.
Also, he descended into jimmy jokes and wade-ism.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:09:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:04:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2012, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:46:28 AM
Okay, I think we can keep this one.
He might do... Still losing points for the name, but... Yeah.
Also, he descended into jimmy jokes and wade-ism.
Whatever do you mean dear Roger?
That you are uncreative and boring.
This spag seems alroight even though i had to direct him to immigration. Btw wolfgang. Did you have your paperwork ready or are you in the clutches of the rhode islanders as we speak?
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:09:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:04:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2012, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:46:28 AM
Okay, I think we can keep this one.
He might do... Still losing points for the name, but... Yeah.
Also, he descended into jimmy jokes and wade-ism.
Whatever do you mean dear Roger?
It means you're spending your credit faster than you're making it. We expect a little more, here.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 01:12:51 AM
This spag seems alroight even though i had to direct him to immigration. Btw wolfgang. Did you have your paperwork ready or are you in the clutches of the rhode islanders as we speak?
We don't have him. Honest.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 01:12:51 AM
This spag seems alroight even though i had to direct him to immigration. Btw wolfgang. Did you have your paperwork ready or are you in the clutches of the rhode islanders as we speak?
Bah. Paperwork is for the weak.
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 01:12:51 AM
This spag seems alroight even though i had to direct him to immigration. Btw wolfgang. Did you have your paperwork ready or are you in the clutches of the rhode islanders as we speak?
Bah. Paperwork is for the weak.
You don't understand how the world works, Italian.
No, you don't even get Providence. Welcome to Nebraska.
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 07:04:11 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 14, 2012, 01:12:51 AM
This spag seems alroight even though i had to direct him to immigration. Btw wolfgang. Did you have your paperwork ready or are you in the clutches of the rhode islanders as we speak?
Bah. Paperwork is for the weak.
You don't understand how the world works, Italian.
No, you don't even get Providence. Welcome to Nebraska.
I <3 Nebraska. Thanks.
Nebraska does have one thing going for it. Nobody knows where we are. We could sneak up on any other state and they'd never see it coming.
But this is my turf and I'm not sharing the geographical knowledge cloaking device with NOBODY. :argh!: