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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM

Title: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
In this thread, we shall discuss the technical aspects of the "Jizz"1 music played in the Mos Eisley Cantina, and furthermore, the more esoteric CGI techniques used to change the movie recently.  Also, we will discuss the fact that you are all a pack of assgobbling monkey-shaggers.

But let's keep this civil, okay?




(I think I got everything.  100 pages, here we come!)


1 That's what it was called.  No, really.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
Also, we will discuss the fact that you are all a pack of assgobbling monkey-shaggers.

Did we CHOOSE to become assgobbling monkey-shaggers through an application of Free Will, or were we PREDESTINED to munch monkey butts and vaginas?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
Also, we will discuss the fact that you are all a pack of assgobbling monkey-shaggers.

Did we CHOOSE to become assgobbling monkey-shaggers through an application of Free Will, or were we PREDESTINED to munch monkey butts and vaginas?

Was the Free Marketâ„¢ involved?  These are things we NEED TO KNOW.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 14, 2012, 05:16:34 PM
Jizz is a derivative and uncreative form of music. I mean, that jizz band only seems to have one song in their repetoire. And their heads are big.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Rev on February 14, 2012, 05:40:19 PM
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/coyote.jpg)
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs. 
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Telarus on February 14, 2012, 06:41:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

:aaa:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

PIRATED MAHDJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

PIRATED MAHDJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

Oh, damn.

Have we hit maximum density?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 06:44:26 PM
If CU and verbL were still here I would've worked in something about e-democracy and public education. 
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

PIRATED MAHDJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

Oh, damn.

Have we hit maximum density?

I dunno.  Do we need to throw in a dick joke?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:44:57 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 06:44:26 PM
If CU and verbL were still here I would've worked in something about e-democracy and public education.

It's still worth points.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

PIRATED MAHDJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

Oh, damn.

Have we hit maximum density?

I dunno.  Do we need to throw in a dick joke?

I think you just did. 
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

MAHDGJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

PIRATED MAHDJICKQUE Libertarian Drugs.

Oh, damn.

Have we hit maximum density?

I dunno.  Do we need to throw in a dick joke?

Not yet, I think.  Wait til the new guy's been here a month or so, when nobody can ever tell a dick joke again, even if it is on-topic and/or funny.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 06:46:49 PM
Don't forget the puns and a random monty python reference.

By the way, what are you eating right now?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:47:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:46:49 PM
Don't forget the puns and a random monty python reference.

By the way, what are you eating right now?

Cookies and...HEY, WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!  :madbanana:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 06:52:14 PM
 :lulz:

EMOTE ATTACK!

:mittens:

:banana: :sexybeast: :banana:

:zombie:

:batman:

:showus:  :happythoughts: :fishhook:

:fursecution:

:saddam:

:mccain:

:trolling:







:regret:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:55:32 PM
Allow me to take this somewhere nobody wanted to go.

THREE

WORD

STORY
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
:omg:



you
fucking
BASTARD.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
:omg:



you
fucking
BASTARD.

The Good Reverend Roger:  Taking things too far since the Johnson Administration.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
:omg:



you
fucking
BASTARD.

The Good Reverend Roger:  Taking things too far since the Johnson Administration.

Oh, yeah?  How would you like to start a metaquote war?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
:omg:



you
fucking
BASTARD.

The Good Reverend Roger:  Taking things too far since the Johnson Administration.

Oh, yeah?  How would you like to start a metaquote war?

:lulz:

I remember laughing my ass off when Malaul was dropping the mod-hammer on that, claiming that it "crashed her computer".

:lulz:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 14, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
This thread can be made
All the more super fun time
If it is haiku
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
:omg:



you
fucking
BASTARD.

The Good Reverend Roger:  Taking things too far since the Johnson Administration.

Oh, yeah?  How would you like to start a metaquote war?

:lulz:

I remember laughing my ass off when Malaul was dropping the mod-hammer on that, claiming that it "crashed her computer".

:lulz:

She kind of went off the deep end at one point, as well.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
I'd like to start a pention:

Something about this thread needs moar long-cats

or

:?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 07:02:29 PM
She kind of went off the deep end at one point, as well.

Yeah, that was about 12 seconds after she was given the "lock thread" button.   :lol:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 14, 2012, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
I'd like to start a pention:

Something about this thread needs moar long-cats

or

:?

NO!!!! YATTO HAS POSSESSED RWHN!!!!
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Luna on February 14, 2012, 07:15:11 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Nah.  I still see Cram's sig and chuckle.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Mangrove on February 14, 2012, 07:17:11 PM
Relationship problems.....oh, and I looked into the eyes of a wolf* lately. Changed my life. Srsly.









* Actually not a real wolf. It was just my dog. And she was staring at me because she wanted me to stop watching tv and fill her food dish.







Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 07:18:28 PM
Tell your dog to just wait on the stoop and dinner will come to her.  Can she take down a moose? 
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what?  :?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 07:21:31 PM
If we're the moral equivalent of MW, I call being a psychofant of ECH!  I called it, me.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what?  :?

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 07:25:08 PM
Somewhere, somehow, 11/12 of them deserved it.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:26:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

That's it. There needs to be a "Like" button on all LMNO, ECH and TGRR's posts AND WHERE IS THE OPEN BAR THREAD?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2012, 07:27:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what?  :?

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

Ah  haha, yes.  Take magic seriously.  I am totally doing that right now.  With a straight face.

I'm seriously not laughing at all.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:28:06 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:26:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

That's it. There needs to be a "Like" button on all LMNO, ECH and TGRR's posts AND WHERE IS THE OPEN BAR THREAD?

We killed it and buried it in a 55 gallon drum, NOLA-style.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:29:06 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:27:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!!  :D

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

:( 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what?  :?

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

Ah  haha, yes.  Take magic seriously.  I am totally doing that right now.  With a straight face.

I'm seriously not laughing at all.

Also remember:  If you make a comment about the entire thread, particularly the OP, you are shitting on the last two guys to post in the thread.  Or fucking words to that effect.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:32:45 PM
My neck hurts and I think I've got a meningococal infection. There is a prescribed-ADD medication shortage so all they could give me is the extended-release shit which means I'm going to be up until 4AM every night or else I can't take my late-afternoon dose enterally.

QUICK! SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER AND A RUBBER THING TO BEAT MY PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AGAINST.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:35:54 PM
Maybe if I dilute the short-acting Ritalin I have left, it'll get STRONGER. Then I can just dilute the strong stuff in some WATER to beak up the dos...O WAI...
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 14, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
This thread has a deficiency of both ITT and ATTN.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 14, 2012, 07:40:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 14, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
This thread has a deficiency of both ITT and ATTN.

Eye titties? A-tittying?

:fap:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Epimetheus on February 14, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

You see Roger, the universe only exists because of our beliefs about it. They spent so long building a universe based on taking magjiq seriously. Now you disturb their belief concoction by adding the belief that magick is a joke - allow your presence long enough, and that'll start to become true! Can't have that.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 14, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

You see Roger, the universe only exists because of our beliefs about it. They spent so long building a universe based on taking magjiq seriously. Now you disturb their belief concoction by adding the belief that magick is a joke - allow your presence long enough, and that'll start to become true! Can't have that.

Oh, it's a bit more than THAT.  We have now gone from Sacred Chaos to Sacred Cows.

We have an untouchable subject.

Whee!
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

See, that just ruins everything for everybody.  We can't offend peoples' sensibilities or beliefs.  That wouldn't be PC.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 14, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

"Cinnamon, cinnamon, I SAID CINNAMON DAMMIT!...OFUK what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME WITH THAT VIOLET WAND AND WHY AM I TIED TO THIS SYBIAN???"
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 14, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
Fuck, that sounds hott. I think I'm going to watch pr0n now and rub one. I'm dead srs. Srsly.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2012, 12:00:07 AM
WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FASCIST?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Salty on February 15, 2012, 12:08:39 AM
You guiides are each asshklors!
Doesn't mean wecantbrfreinds. Fucking...shit...I thought this was about dwarves.
Everytim e I posrt drunk It gets Finnier.

FUCK YOU EVERYTHINK.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2012, 12:10:37 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

"Cinnamon, cinnamon, I SAID CINNAMON DAMMIT!...OFUK what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME WITH THAT VIOLET WAND AND WHY AM I TIED TO THIS SYBIAN???"

What can I say?

besides, of course, "you're welcome".
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Don Coyote on February 15, 2012, 01:56:22 AM
For some reason I want both pie and cake because of this thread?
Anybody got a tomahawk so I can show my piecake cutting skills by throwing it at the piecake on a palm tree?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 15, 2012, 03:16:15 AM
Ofuk lmao i forgot about that guy!
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2012, 03:52:55 AM
Hey, is that pie from the North Coast of India?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: navkat on February 15, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
I think we should start a pention to find out.

or  :?
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 15, 2012, 05:42:16 AM
LULZ and MITTENS and I wish I had some PILLZHERE!

Wait . . . magic thread? I must investigate this.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Scribbly on February 15, 2012, 08:42:54 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS POKING ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT THIS TIME, HUH? HUH?!

THAT'S IT, I'M GONE.

:flounce:
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: AFK on February 15, 2012, 11:01:11 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 15, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
I think we should start a pention to find out.

or  :?

I already did the pention gag.  Get your own self-referential humor!!!
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:23:33 PM
Face-raping  bats
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2012, 08:35:32 PM
Self-referential meta-gags.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 15, 2012, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:35:54 PM
Maybe if I dilute the short-acting Ritalin I have left, it'll get STRONGER. Then I can just dilute the strong stuff in some WATER to beak up the dos...O WAI...
For this you get to live about 1 month longer than most other humans alive today.
Title: Re: The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 15, 2012, 11:25:35 PM
Attn: bip authors. Your book is food (the opposite of shit)....



....but why dont you just call me cracker to my face! Care for some taboo soup?