You know, I get a real boot out of people who act all surprised when I tell them I don't smoke weed. It's even FUNNIER when they find out that I DID years ago, but DON'T now. I am treated almost like a traitor, like I ABANDONED THE CAUSE.
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
Then, when you EXPLAIN all this shit, they say "But I thought you were COOL." Well, I'm NOT. I'm OLD and I hate you. I don't mean some cutesy curdmudgeony Dennis the Menace's next door neighbor hate, I mean a BLISTERING HATE that conjures up images of flensing knives and maybe the Mount Pelee disaster.
Who the fuck needs trippy colors and spaced out giggling? I have BRIGHT RED in my eyes and an evil, consumptive chuckle. Because of you. You fuckers MAKE NO SENSE, and you're IN MY WAY. Stop being in my way. Yeah, you, patchouli boy, blocking the whole aisle while you burn up all your food stamps on Doritos.
So, yeah. Stop telling me about the Wonders of Pot, because I did that shit BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, and it's NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.
So just shut up. All of you.
Or Kill Me.
1 And benzodiazapam. And peyote. And bourbon. But that's a Holy Man™ thing, and doesn't count.
:mittens:
Hell, if I could get it legally I would enjoy a hit in the evening with my rotgut whiskey, but fools that worship it are, well, fools.
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:mittens:
Hell, if I could get it legally I would enjoy a hit in the evening with my rotgut whiskey, but fools that worship it are, well, fools.
Yep.
Note that this doesn't apply to Afro Man. He's an exception.
I eat pot when I need to sleep.
For being awake, it's not so useful.
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:19:48 PM
I eat pot when I need to sleep.
And if THAT doesn't work, she snorts morphine. :lulz:
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Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:19:48 PM
I eat pot when I need to sleep.
And if THAT doesn't work, she snorts morphine. :lulz:
You don't want to know what I do to cocaine.
BUT ROGER
ONE TIME I SMOKED WEED AND THEN I FELT KINDA WEIRD AND FELT MY HEAD GET ALL STUPID
THEN I GOT PARANOID AND HUNGRY
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLOSE YOURSELF OFF TO THE UNIVERSE LIKE THAT, MAN?
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:19:48 PM
I eat pot when I need to sleep.
And if THAT doesn't work, she snorts morphine. :lulz:
You don't want to know what I do to cocaine.
I done heard about that sorta thing. Some guy wound up getting both legs, his penis, and nine fingers amputated, because he thought shooting cocaine up his urethra (sp?) would MAKE SEX BETTER, but what it DID was give him GANGRENE IN HIS PENIS, which then spread to other bits.
What Nigel does with cocaine, is she tells people shit like this WORKS, and then she laughs like hell when what's left of them gets back from the hospital.
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
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Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
:lol:
Took me a few years and some experimentation, but I finally decided that the stuff, by and large, is not for me.
Well, now, maybe you're not giving this thing a fair chance.
Can't you see how not only does it FEEL AMAZING but also creates a nice partition between US and THEM. We don't have enough of those. Some people get it easy and get a nice place to sit and watch the world because of their skin color or what kind (and how many) genitals they like to do things with. You can't change what you are, and hobbies sort of suck. I mean, you get all the supplies for some project and they just sit in your closet until you move out and shuffle them around. Like that one time I wanted to make figures out of balsa wood. Man that stuff is way lighter than it looks, that balsa wood.
Uh, yeah. Anyway. You get this nice sense of...I dunno, you know who your friends are, you know? If we can just toke up we'll be bros. Man that what they should do in the middle east. Just split a bowl or two. Dude.
Smoking strong weed on the daily is BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN. I know this from horrible experience.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 08:19:48 PM
I eat pot when I need to sleep.
And if THAT doesn't work, she snorts morphine. :lulz:
You don't want to know what I do to cocaine.
I done heard about that sorta thing. Some guy wound up getting both legs, his penis, and nine fingers amputated, because he thought shooting cocaine up his urethra (sp?) would MAKE SEX BETTER, but what it DID was give him GANGRENE IN HIS PENIS, which then spread to other bits.
What Nigel does with cocaine, is she tells people shit like this WORKS, and then she laughs like hell when what's left of them gets back from the hospital.
WHY YOU GOTTA SPILL ALL MY SECRETS ROGER
YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND GOOD ENTERTAINMENT AROUND HERE.
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
:lol:
Took me a few years and some experimentation, but I finally decided that the stuff, by and large, is not for me.
Yep. Enlightenment, on the other hand, isn't found in a one-hitter. It's found in FINALLY TURNING THE TABLES ON THE DUMBFUCKS. It's found, for example, by telling the mean cop who wants to know WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that you're a good, church-going man, and you and your daughter were just checking out the gem show and these PEOPLE, these PAGAN DEVIL WORSHIPPERS started EYEBALLIN' YOU and making suggestions about "How they could 'psychically cleanse' my little girl, if I gave them $50 dollars and left her there for 4 hours." and so YEAH, you might have overreacted a LITTLE, but officer, they're in there WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL and trying to BRAINWASH MY KID! OR WORSE! And now I just wanna get my kid HOME, and let her TRY TO FORGET the DEVIL PEOPLE.
And then the cop is looking at you, and you know SOMEONE is getting hit with a nightstick, and then he says "Thank you for your time, sir", and heads back off toward the stall with the mortally offended new-agers that freaked out when you JUST ASKED QUESTIONS and made you spill your coffee, and you realize that YOU aren't the one getting the hickory migraine.
And THAT is fucking ENLIGHTENMENT.
My biggest problem is getting them past the protesters.
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Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
:lol:
Took me a few years and some experimentation, but I finally decided that the stuff, by and large, is not for me.
Yep. Enlightenment, on the other hand, isn't found in a one-hitter. It's found in FINALLY TURNING THE TABLES ON THE DUMBFUCKS. It's found, for example, by telling the mean cop who wants to know WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that you're a good, church-going man, and you and your daughter were just checking out the gem show and these PEOPLE, these PAGAN DEVIL WORSHIPPERS started EYEBALLIN' YOU and making suggestions about "How they could 'psychically cleanse' my little girl, if I gave them $50 dollars and left her there for 4 hours." and so YEAH, you might have overreacted a LITTLE, but officer, they're in there WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL and trying to BRAINWASH MY KID! OR WORSE! And now I just wanna get my kid HOME, and let her TRY TO FORGET the DEVIL PEOPLE.
And then the cop is looking at you, and you know SOMEONE is getting hit with a nightstick, and then he says "Thank you for your time, sir", and heads back off toward the stall with the mortally offended new-agers that freaked out when you JUST ASKED QUESTIONS and made you spill your coffee, and you realize that YOU aren't the one getting the hickory migraine.
And THAT is fucking ENLIGHTENMENT.
Better way to say it: Enlightenment happens when you find the handles that control society. Then it's ALL YOURS. muhaha
The muhaha is an essential component here, ignore the muhaha at your own peril.
Pot makes me feel good, but it very rarely makes for an interesting subject to talk about. I have used it (weed as a topic) to scare away some christians I didn't feel like talking to once.
smoking pot makes me wonder why i smoked pot
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
what *did* you do to the Mormons last week?
Quote from: dontblameyoko on February 16, 2012, 01:30:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
what *did* you do to the Mormons last week?
I was really, really polite, and I offered them a ride.
And I
smiled.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 02:12:21 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
what *did* you do to the Mormons last week?
I was really, really polite, and I offered them a ride.
And I smiled.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Nigel on February 16, 2012, 03:00:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 02:12:21 AM
Quote from: dontblameyoko on February 16, 2012, 01:30:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
what *did* you do to the Mormons last week?
I was really, really polite, and I offered them a ride.
And I smiled.
:horrormirth:
I was wearing a flat cap and an insulated vest, and workboots.
I can't imagine what horrors were going through their heads. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:01:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 16, 2012, 03:00:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 02:12:21 AM
Quote from: dontblameyoko on February 16, 2012, 01:30:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM
Here's the thing: If pot is YOUR religion, great. Go home and become one with the couch. For ME, though, I don't NEED pot, because I'm high on HATE1. Just don't tell me about your 180-whatever-smoke-every-day evangelistic BULLSHIT, or I'll do to YOU what I just did to some MORMONS last week. Because it's THE SAME FUCKING THING.
what *did* you do to the Mormons last week?
I was really, really polite, and I offered them a ride.
And I smiled.
:horrormirth:
I was wearing a flat cap and an insulated vest, and workboots.
I can't imagine what horrors were going through their heads. :lulz:
I have no doubt they were picturing themselves skinned, violated, and left in the desert.
And by "violated" I don't mean sexually.
Quote from: Nigel on February 16, 2012, 03:06:42 AM
And by "violated" I don't mean sexually.
Oh, I distinctly thought they were seeing that on the menu.
You've never seen me leer. And with good reason. Enabler beats me when I leer, and that just makes everything worse. I mean the leering bit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:22:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 16, 2012, 03:06:42 AM
And by "violated" I don't mean sexually.
Oh, I distinctly thought they were seeing that on the menu.
You've never seen me leer. And with good reason. Enabler beats me when I leer, and that just makes everything worse. I mean the leering bit.
:lulz: I demand a leer for Spagbook! YOUR ADORING PUBLIC DESERVES IT!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
:lol:
Took me a few years and some experimentation, but I finally decided that the stuff, by and large, is not for me.
Yep. Enlightenment, on the other hand, isn't found in a one-hitter. It's found in FINALLY TURNING THE TABLES ON THE DUMBFUCKS. It's found, for example, by telling the mean cop who wants to know WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that you're a good, church-going man, and you and your daughter were just checking out the gem show and these PEOPLE, these PAGAN DEVIL WORSHIPPERS started EYEBALLIN' YOU and making suggestions about "How they could 'psychically cleanse' my little girl, if I gave them $50 dollars and left her there for 4 hours." and so YEAH, you might have overreacted a LITTLE, but officer, they're in there WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL and trying to BRAINWASH MY KID! OR WORSE! And now I just wanna get my kid HOME, and let her TRY TO FORGET the DEVIL PEOPLE.
And then the cop is looking at you, and you know SOMEONE is getting hit with a nightstick, and then he says "Thank you for your time, sir", and heads back off toward the stall with the mortally offended new-agers that freaked out when you JUST ASKED QUESTIONS and made you spill your coffee, and you realize that YOU aren't the one getting the hickory migraine.
And THAT is fucking ENLIGHTENMENT.
:lol: Well if they didn't smoke pot and wear patchouli, then they wouldn't have done all those things, including inflicting themselves with a hickory migraine.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 08:39:00 PM
Yep. Enlightenment, on the other hand, isn't found in a one-hitter. It's found in FINALLY TURNING THE TABLES ON THE DUMBFUCKS. It's found, for example, by telling the mean cop who wants to know WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that you're a good, church-going man, and you and your daughter were just checking out the gem show and these PEOPLE, these PAGAN DEVIL WORSHIPPERS started EYEBALLIN' YOU and making suggestions about "How they could 'psychically cleanse' my little girl, if I gave them $50 dollars and left her there for 4 hours." and so YEAH, you might have overreacted a LITTLE, but officer, they're in there WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL and trying to BRAINWASH MY KID! OR WORSE! And now I just wanna get my kid HOME, and let her TRY TO FORGET the DEVIL PEOPLE.
And then the cop is looking at you, and you know SOMEONE is getting hit with a nightstick, and then he says "Thank you for your time, sir", and heads back off toward the stall with the mortally offended new-agers that freaked out when you JUST ASKED QUESTIONS and made you spill your coffee, and you realize that YOU aren't the one getting the hickory migraine.
And THAT is fucking ENLIGHTENMENT.
Hahahaa! Is this part of the same story when you went into the psychic (?) convention and started prophesying, that you told a week or two ago?
I use pot maybe once a month, and it's mainly useful for giving my head a big kick in the head, which makes it go quieter for a while, I'm not sure if that is actually useful, but it's nice to tune the smartass bastard down a notch or two, sometimes.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 16, 2012, 04:43:59 AM
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Quote from: Cainad on February 15, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Also it makes me kind of awkward and withdrawn, even more so than I usually am!
If that's not enlightenment, I don't know what is.
It isn't, and I DO know.
:lol:
Took me a few years and some experimentation, but I finally decided that the stuff, by and large, is not for me.
Yep. Enlightenment, on the other hand, isn't found in a one-hitter. It's found in FINALLY TURNING THE TABLES ON THE DUMBFUCKS. It's found, for example, by telling the mean cop who wants to know WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that you're a good, church-going man, and you and your daughter were just checking out the gem show and these PEOPLE, these PAGAN DEVIL WORSHIPPERS started EYEBALLIN' YOU and making suggestions about "How they could 'psychically cleanse' my little girl, if I gave them $50 dollars and left her there for 4 hours." and so YEAH, you might have overreacted a LITTLE, but officer, they're in there WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL and trying to BRAINWASH MY KID! OR WORSE! And now I just wanna get my kid HOME, and let her TRY TO FORGET the DEVIL PEOPLE.
And then the cop is looking at you, and you know SOMEONE is getting hit with a nightstick, and then he says "Thank you for your time, sir", and heads back off toward the stall with the mortally offended new-agers that freaked out when you JUST ASKED QUESTIONS and made you spill your coffee, and you realize that YOU aren't the one getting the hickory migraine.
And THAT is fucking ENLIGHTENMENT.
:lol: Well if they didn't smoke pot and wear patchouli, then they wouldn't have done all those things, including inflicting themselves with a hickory migraine.
So, who's the real bad guy here? The weed, or patchouli? Is it alright to get stoned if you don't wear patchouli?
You need coffee incense to cover the pot aroma. Patchouli's weak.
I enjoy pot. That being said, it's not a big deal to me. I understand the irritation with the condescending attitude from virulent advocates and devotees of weed who act as though anyone who doesnt choose to smoke is somehow missing something vital. Same with psychedelics. Though I love tripping, it's not for everyone and it's not something to be overdone.
From the age of 14 to 28, be hard pressed to find a 2 week period that was pot-free. From 22 to 28, it was daily. From 28 to 36, maybe 10 times total. Quit at 28 as part of my "cease all vices and then try them in isolation to figure out what I like and what I don't" program (read: I got divorced). When I smoked pot free from the other vices and the habit, didn't dig it much. I like it now when I do smoke, mainly cause I have no tolerance and melt into things. I have never, NEVER, tolerated "stoners" though...except my buddy "Toker", but that's cause he was a burn out at 15 so very amusing until he got deported to Canada.
Quite a story about pot, eh?
Heya, Dok! How's tricks?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:13:49 PM
Heya, Dok! How's tricks?
Same old.
I added a bit to the robots & dummies thread.
I gotta force myself out of the audit mentality and write some more, or the juice backs up.
Look at this wonderful showroom, now that I mention it. A dozen showroom dummies, all VIEWING while the robots type robot doggerel.
click, whirrrrrrr...
ETA: That'll teach me not to post outside of apple talk. :lulz:
Heh. Yeah, I saw that. Nice add! I got some more, just need a bit of time (NO TIME!).
I'd forgotten about your audit. Sucks.
They're all Goddamn robots. They scan. They feel nothing while they do this, because they are robots. Scan, scan, scan.
They crave information. They hoard information. Keep it, keep it close, keep it safe.
DON'T LET THE INFORMATION OUT. Process. Process.
More information needed.
No output, only input.
[download complete]
/EXIT
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
They crave information. They hoard information. Keep it, keep it close, keep it safe.
DON'T LET THE INFORMATION OUT. Process. Process.
More information needed.
No output, only input.
[download complete]
/EXIT
Hirley0 warned us about this shit, but we didn't listen. We couldn't listen. We are the ones with the alpha waves in the brain. We are wired for reception. We know our place.
"Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to receive..."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:50:48 PM
"Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to receive..."
Oh, that's good. PD as heroin. After a while, you don't get any benefit, but you keep doing it.
:lulz:
This is fucking stupid.
I'm gonna log off and do something that doesn't involve mindlessly staring at a monitor, waiting for conversations that will NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN.
I'll be back, of course.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 04:52:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:50:48 PM
"Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to receive..."
Oh, that's good. PD as heroin. After a while, you don't get any benefit, but you keep doing it.
:lulz:
Pushing F5 is like pushing the needle in.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:57:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 04:52:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 04:50:48 PM
"Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to receive..."
Oh, that's good. PD as heroin. After a while, you don't get any benefit, but you keep doing it.
:lulz:
Pushing F5 is like pushing the needle in.
The Spider got them, LMNO. The great thing about The Spider, is it can assimilate anything. ANYTHING.
Even Discordianism. Even DISCORDIANS, for fuck's sake, become passive
observers.
THEY didn't get us, because they didn't have to. THEY'VE
had us all along. They just had to wait for people to get tired, to get emotional fatigue, to revert into the couch potato, TV viewing, Cheetohs-eating drones that THEY always knew we could be.
There's no fucking hope. May as well roll around in the sty with the other piggies.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
:horrormirth:
BRB, Lunch meeting. LOL
Oh, man. You know how bad it's gotten? Even the "punch the robot" gif has disappeared.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 05:06:46 PM
BRB, Lunch meeting. LOL
Oh, man. You know how bad it's gotten? Even the "punch the robot" gif has disappeared.
I posted something about a dead carrier wave, once.
Once again, I've Cassandra'd myself.
We've even lost Twid.
Sheesh. Had to do it the hard way.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/beatingoninvinciblerobocu3.gif)
The poor bastard was here one day, and the next, he's grown a feeding tube. :sad:
Ok, for serious, lunch meeting.
I'll sign out to avoid the LURK.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 05:13:19 PM
Ok, for serious, lunch meeting.
I'll sign out to avoid the LURK.
Well, I may as well fuck off then, too.
I'll log back on in an hour or so.
LMNO: Chances are, I won't be here today when you return. This whole thing has wrecked any chance of writing, and frankly, I'm getting into a foul mood. It may be illogical as hell, but I'm beginning to take this personally. I'm even being ignored in other peoples threads to which I have contributed, by the people who started those threads.
I'm beginning to wonder why I come here, anymore. Seriously. There's nothing quite like talking AT people, instead of WITH people. It's becoming a blog, for Chrissakes. I could do the same thing at facebook, without dealing with the day in and day out disappointment of posting or responding to something and having the same amount of conversation that I could have if I'd just saved my response to my hard drive.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 05:09:37 PM
We've even lost Twid.
I admit I have a spider bite or two, but I've been jamming out on the geetar and it's kinda counteracting that venom. I don't know what happened to me. I didn't realize I lost my slack until I found it again.
Dok, You may like to know that I'm (still) working on my Holy Quest. It's just somewhat hard to make it good enough.
Ok, I'm back. Is the world still sleeping?
Not sleeping just kinda siestaing it seems.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:05:25 PM
Ok, I'm back. Is the world still sleeping?
Discordia has run out of things to say.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 07:11:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:05:25 PM
Ok, I'm back. Is the world still sleeping?
Discordia has run out of things to say.
Hardly. Discordians, however...
It's the same thing, really. What is Discordia without Discordians? Chaos is there no matter what, but Discordia isn't chaos. It's a loose group that is interested in chaos...As long as the chaos doesn't make them
uncomfortable, anyway. Nice, cozy, safe chaos.
THAT COMFEY SENSATION LETS YOU KNOW, "IT'S CHAOS"!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:34:02 PM
THAT COMFEY SENSATION LETS YOU KNOW, "IT'S CHAOS"!
Chaos™ behaves itself. It knows when things are getting a little out of hand.
Goofus just fucking peoples' shit and doesn't afraid of nothing.
Dok,
Proudly ripping off Goofus & Gallant for 35 years.
Oh, crap. We need to find a depository of those cartoons, and go to town.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:37:16 PM
Oh, crap. We need to find a depository of those cartoons, and go to town.
Oh, yes.
Gallant uses a prophylactic while visiting the brothel of his choice.
Goofus rides that skank bareback.
Goofus hangs out with whores and drunks.
Gallant associates only with quality people.
I always hated that self-righteous little prick Gallant.
Goofus remembers Saturday Night.
Gallant prepares for the company team-building exercise.
Goofus and gallant?
Goofus wakes up bleary eyed because his Saturday Night didn't end until Monday.
Gallant wakes up bleary eyed because he stayed up all weekend working on the Johnson Account.
(http://media.highlights.com/img-newsroom-imglib/GoofusGallant_Oct1980_lg.jpg)
Will have to check when i get home. Cant see pics.
(http://crookedhouse.typepad.com/crookedhouse/images/2008/04/28/goofus_and_gallant_2.jpg)
My parents were never particularly good with bills and such.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 01, 2012, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: That'll be five Twid, please. on March 01, 2012, 07:49:46 PM
Goofus and gallant?
HIGHLIGHTS: FUN WITH A PORPISE!
I'm thinking Twid didn't make too many trips to the dentist as a kid. ;)
Naw, he was too busy looking at pornography, which would be better served if you left it in your legislature's office.
They still have those magazines in dentist and pediatrician offices, but no more G & G.
(http://www.island94.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Goofus-and-Gallant-MBA.png)
Ok, this one's just weird.
(http://www-scf.usc.edu/~kickball/gifs/goofus1.gif)
"Gallant stays away from MDMA."
:lol:
Goofus gives a bum $5, which will probably be spend on booze.
Gallant believes charity starts at home.
Goofus gets mad at the world, and joins occupy.
Gallant knows that everything happens for a reason.
I always thought Goofus & Gallant were the same kid with MPD.
Ill have you know lmno that i didnt manage to look at pron til i turned 18. Im an only son and my dad wasnt into that stuff (or he was really good at hiding it). Doks assessment is closer to the truth.
I can't believe you've forgotten the PD riff of "leave pornography at the dentist's/no, a better idea would be the legislature".
Cabbage.
Hey i had to relearn an hours worth of irish music and practice it and then fool myself into thinking i was practicing it when i was really coming up with new riffs and playing hells bells by acdc. Some files are not found at the moment.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Goofus gets mad at the world, and joins occupy.
Gallant knows that everything happens for a reason.
OOoohhhw that one's really
good.
(not that I've ever seen Goofus&Gallant, but the theme's pretty obvious thanks to you posting some pics)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 09:01:24 PMI can't believe you've forgotten the PD riff of "leave pornography at the dentist's/no, a better idea would be the legislature".
How long ago was that one, was Twid even around back then? (I don't really remember when Twid joined either btw)
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2012, 09:39:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Goofus gets mad at the world, and joins occupy.
Gallant knows that everything happens for a reason.
OOoohhhw that one's really good.
(not that I've ever seen Goofus&Gallant, but the theme's pretty obvious thanks to you posting some pics)
It's from a crypto-esque Christian magazine for children, called
Highlights, most often found in dentists offices. It basically told kids to smile for The Man, and not to get too interested in things that weren't directly controlled by the church or the state.
The running water one is a perfect example.
Goofus wonders how magnets work.
Gallant knows it's all part of God's plan.
Trip- i signed up sometime in early 2010. Im not sure if i was around for that but i do remember seeing it now that lmno has jogged my memory.
I loved Highlights when I was a kid. It's what started my love of hidden picture games and puzzle games in general.
Somehow I never noticed those comics.
Quote from: Sita on March 01, 2012, 10:26:27 PM
I loved Highlights when I was a kid. It's what started my love of hidden picture games and puzzle games in general.
Somehow I never noticed those comics.
It was the ONLY thing I noticed. I was about 6, and I always thought Goofus was getting a raw deal.
That Gallant fucker knew how to play the game, though. Gotta hand him that.
"Coraline" is almost like a modern Goofus and Gallant story, only with Goofus as the hero.
Quote from: Pixie on February 15, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
Smoking strong weed on the daily is BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN. I know this from horrible experience.
And I know this from watching people do it and being horrified by the gradual dulling that they can't even see is happening.
I think it's pretty safe to say doing
any intoxicant on the daily in excessive/intensely recreational amounts is probably not fantabulous use of common sense. I can't stand those dumbshits in "the scene" (ANY scene, dammit) who dump massive amounts of Arrrghglubglub into their brains every, single weekend with no research into harm-reduction, mechanisms of action, reducing risk of neurotoxicity, adulterants, testing kits or even a quick trip to bluelight or erowid and they wander around, aimlessly with 2-second memory, jaw clenchies and their eyeballs wiggling out of their skulls like bobble-head dolls, thinking (if you can call it that) "Hey, why isn't this stuff working so good anymore? Howcome I spent the whole night with my heart rate at 150, smoked two packs of shitty menthols, and I feel like shit but my buddy ate the same stuff I did and he's got a tootsie pop in his mouf, he's hugging a Brobee doll and he's rolling around in a soft pile of 22-year-old hotties who all look like Stephanie from Lazy Town? Howcome I feel six hours of my stomach in knots then, I spend the next four literally in a state that's at the precipice of modified sleepwalking and the next
week wishing my mom had an abortion? When I was
four?"
How's
that for some fun, trip-report anecdotal entertain?
I totally get OP's "preachin it" lament...and man, I've done that Hunter S. "I highly advocate.." bs before (never again. People are individuals, thank you) but I'm a huuuuge proponent of "Educate yourself before you eat the fucking Lucky Charms and turn into a fucking leprechaun, pin-hole! Or I am
not giving you a light show when you burn out your neuro-receptors and your eyes
stick like that at age 37!"
And I am DEAD SERIOUS about that. If you act like a garbage-head and I'm afraid someday I'm gonna have to push 5mg of valium into your shit to turn off the status epilepticus, there will be NO RAINBOW BLINKIES FOR YOU.
I am anti-preachin carelessness, brah.
Goofus understands electromagnetism.
Gallant things magnets are miracles. And listens to ICP.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2012, 09:51:30 PM
Goofus wonders how magnets work.
Gallant knows it's all part of God's plan.
Goofus thinks for himself. Galliant avoids thoughtcrime.
Goofus sees the universe as meaningful without gods. Galliant staves off psychopathy and despair with religion.
No. Nono.
Goofus refrains from marijuana, because it's the tool of The Machine. Galliant smokes marijuana but only when The Man isn't looking.
Quote from: B_M_W on March 04, 2012, 08:33:34 PM
Goofus refrains from marijuana, because it's the tool of The Machine. Galliant smokes marijuana but only when The Man isn't looking.
My mind is a pink sock.
Quote from: navkat on March 05, 2012, 12:17:19 AM
Quote from: B_M_W on March 04, 2012, 08:33:34 PM
Goofus refrains from marijuana, because it's the tool of The Machine. Galliant smokes marijuana but only when The Man isn't looking.
My mind is a pink sock.
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/185/nickcage.jpeg)
:lulz:
I'd suggest you google "pink sock" but your argument is clearly better and I don't want to ruin it.
Quote from: navkat on March 05, 2012, 05:13:32 PM
:lulz:
I'd suggest you google "pink sock" but your argument is clearly better and I don't want to ruin it.
I HAVE GOT TO STOP GOGGLING THINGS FROM PD!!!!!
You People have the right to stare dully at television reports concerning Afghanistan.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
You People have the right to stare dully at television reports concerning Afghanistan.
I missed something. Now I don't know what's going on.
My hare is a bird, you're question is irrelevant.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2012, 06:23:00 PM
My hare is a bird, you're question is irrelevant.
Technically it was two statements.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
You People have the right to stare dully at television reports concerning Afghanistan.
I missed something. Now I don't know what's going on.
You People have the right to the hard consequences, because you have no right to make the corresponding hard decisions.
You People have the right to HATE those grindingly-stupid, incredibly WHITE Old Navy commercials with a passion normally reserved for taxes, murderous foreign despots, rap blaring from cars passing your house at 2 AM, and having someone else's child throw up into your shopping cart.
Goofus takes it to the wall.
Gallant stops short of the wall so as not to leave scuff marks.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 07, 2012, 05:37:09 AM
Goofus takes it to the wall.
Gallant is considerate not to slap people in the chin with his nutsack.
What is WRONG with me?
:lulz:
Well, Navkat, that settles it. I am definitely NOT Gallant.