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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:14:52 PM

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:05:25 PM
Ok, I'm back.  Is the world still sleeping?

Discordia has run out of things to say.
Hardly.  Discordians, however...

It's the same thing, really.  What is Discordia without Discordians?  Chaos is there no matter what, but Discordia isn't chaos.  It's a loose group that is interested in chaos...As long as the chaos doesn't make them uncomfortable, anyway.  Nice, cozy, safe chaos.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:34:02 PM
THAT COMFEY SENSATION LETS YOU KNOW, "IT'S CHAOS"!

Chaos™ behaves itself.  It knows when things are getting a little out of hand.

Goofus just fucking peoples' shit and doesn't afraid of nothing.

Dok,
Proudly ripping off Goofus & Gallant for 35 years.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Oh, crap.  We need to find a depository of those cartoons, and go to town.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2012, 07:37:16 PM
Oh, crap.  We need to find a depository of those cartoons, and go to town.

Oh, yes.

Gallant uses a prophylactic while visiting the brothel of his choice.

Goofus rides that skank bareback.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Goofus hangs out with whores and drunks.

Gallant associates only with quality people.





I always hated that self-righteous little prick Gallant.
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LMNO

Goofus remembers Saturday Night.


Gallant prepares for the company team-building exercise.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Goofus wakes up bleary eyed because his Saturday Night didn't end until Monday.

Gallant wakes up bleary eyed because he stayed up all weekend working on the Johnson Account.

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LMNO


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.