"Playing 'Where's Waldo'".
Using drones to blow the hell out of people on the other side of the world.
"Entrepeneur-building"
Paying your illegal workers in produce that they must then try to sell on the street.
"Occupy The Emergency Room."
- The act of pepper-spraying an 80 year old woman.
"Peer Management"
When a group of youths beat, rape, or bully another youth or youths to death. Also known as "kids will be kids".
"Pain management".
Telling poor sick people to suck it up.
(Note: I didn't coin this phrase. The Hartford Insurance Corporation did.)
Extended Underwater Adventure:
Dumping bodies in a river.
Economic Relief:
Relieving somebody of their cash. Mmmm...irony.
"Returned to Nature"
When people, for whatever reason (foreclosure, boredom, idiocy), throw their pampered pets out of their homes and forget they exist.
"Living on a fixed income"
All your money comes from swindling old people's social security by claiming to do small repairs on the homes of geriatrics, and then making their problems worse so you have to keep coming back.
Candy Land:
Crack house! (I'd be willing to bet somebody calls it that already...)
Medical loss.
This is what it's called when medical insurance companies actually have to spend money on the health care of their clients.
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 05:13:45 AM
Medical loss.
This is what it's called when medical insurance companies actually have to spend money on the health care of their clients.
GASP!
"Life insurance assessment"
Placing bets on when people will die (as practiced most recently by Deutsche Bank (http://m.faz.net/aktuell/finanzen/fonds-mehr/lebensdauerzertifikat-aerger-ueber-deutsche-bank-11640309.html))
Also "Capital Market Participation"
Deutsche Bank using bailout money to prop up failing casinos in Las Vegas (http://www.dialoginternational.com/dialog_international/2011/10/deutsche-bank-gambles-bailout-money-in-las-vegas-loses-big.html).
"The Economic Freedom Project"
Freeing undesirables from their, according to Conservatives, soul-crushing dependence on welfare benefits.
"Crowd Sourcing"
Apple's use of child labor to build iPhones.
"Urban Development"
When U.S. missles hit the wrong target.
Crowd Surfing.
Street cleaning with Riot Guns.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 22, 2012, 02:18:27 PM
Crowd Surfing.
Street cleaning with Riot Guns Less-Then-Lethal Mutitions.
Free Speech Zones
Redacted
Communal Living: Residing in a shelter, mission, or hobo jungle.
Cybernetically Enhanced Veteran: An ex-soldier with one or more prosthetic limbs.
Free-Spirited
Patient at a mental institution.
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 22, 2012, 02:55:29 PM
Free Speech Zones
Redacted
Hilarious and apt.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 22, 2012, 04:17:36 PM
Free-Spirited
Patient at a mental institution.
This one strikes a chord. Scary and true. :S
Sink Estates.
Police no go areas.
Community Policing
Police no go area. With Vigilantes.
"With all due respect"
"I should slap your fat head until your teeth rattle"
According to sources inside the Palace. . . .
Here's some spurious shit we just made up . . .
Exclusively, in this Sunday's brand new "Sunday Sun"
Exclusively, in this Sunday's "News of the World"
Independent Police Complaints Commission.
Of course we're the fucking Police, who were you expecting, Batman? Now fuck off!
Equal Opportunity Employer.
All will be interviewed, but only white people and good-looking minorities will get hired.
Community Spokesperson
Local Ganglord
Objective Journalism: We will give both sides of the debate an equal opportunity to air their views, even if one side's position is factually inaccurate and/or clearly insane.
Social Security
Social Insecurity
Quote from: 1SwellFOop on February 22, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Equal Opportunity Employer.
All will be interviewed, but only white people and good-looking minorities will get hired.
No fat chicks.
Peace process
Hunkering down for a War
Neutral Critique Assessment.
When politicians hear what their critics say, but just don't give a shit.
Police are appealing for witnesses.
Police are too fucking lazy to investigate.
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
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I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
This is fascinating.
Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills. As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
This is fascinating.
Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills. As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
This is fascinating.
Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills. As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.
That's an urban legend. Enki only has a vagina on the outside.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
This is fascinating.
Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills. As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.
That's an urban legend. Enki only has a vagina on the outside.
:lulz:
Retirement Fund
1) A form of euphoric hallucination; SEE "unicorn"
2) Numbered off-shore bank account for paying hitmen
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:31:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 04:08:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2012, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 02:58:43 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 23, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
I know this was supposed to be original content...
thedevilsdictionary.com (http://thedevilsdictionary.com)
Think trailer-park
We know about that, and in fact: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
When a thread is designated for original content, it's typically because it's a creative project thread. Not a link dump. FYI.
This is fascinating.
Subject "LuciferX" seems to be utterly without social skills. As if he'd been raised in the wild, by vending machines or some shit.
They say his father was a vending machine and his mother was Enki][, but in the end he was raised in the outskirts of Vegas by a motor home dealership.
That's an urban legend. Enki only has a vagina on the outside.
:lulz:
"Rust Cleaner"
What you use to scrub the bloodstain off your driveway.
Organic water filtration system
Great big hole in the ground, full of shit.
Apartheid.
It's the ugliest word in the Dutch language.
Well it's actually Afrikaans, but that too is our fault.
At least you can say that Flemish Belgians speak funny-sounding Dutch without feeling like a horrible oppressing racist slavedriver boer, because it's not the Dutch fault that the Flemish lived too close to the French and so their language got all wonky. Or "wonquoieux", as they say it.
But Afrikaans is a really really cute language.
Wag more... Bark less.
Follow what good old Uncle Sam says and you will get a yummy treat.