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ITT, we coin harmless-sounding phrases for horrible things.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2012, 02:17:43 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#15
February 22, 2012, 02:18:27 PM
Crowd Surfing.

Street cleaning with Riot Guns.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Telarus

#16
February 22, 2012, 02:25:21 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 22, 2012, 02:18:27 PM
Crowd Surfing.

Street cleaning with Riot Guns Less-Then-Lethal Mutitions.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Scribbly

#17
February 22, 2012, 02:55:29 PM
Free Speech Zones

Redacted
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

kingyak

#18
February 22, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
Communal Living: Residing in a shelter, mission, or hobo jungle.

Cybernetically Enhanced Veteran: An ex-soldier with one or more prosthetic limbs.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

EK WAFFLR

#19
February 22, 2012, 04:17:36 PM
Free-Spirited

Patient at a mental institution.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#20
February 22, 2012, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 22, 2012, 02:55:29 PM
Free Speech Zones

Redacted

Hilarious and apt.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 22, 2012, 04:17:36 PM
Free-Spirited

Patient at a mental institution.

This one strikes a chord. Scary and true. :S
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

BadBeast

#21
February 22, 2012, 05:34:18 PM
Sink Estates.

Police no go areas.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#22
February 22, 2012, 05:34:38 PM
Community Policing


Police no go area. With Vigilantes.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#23
February 22, 2012, 05:37:14 PM
"With all due respect"

"I should slap your fat head until your teeth rattle"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#24
February 22, 2012, 05:42:04 PM
According to sources inside the Palace. . . .

Here's some spurious shit we just made up . . .
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#25
February 22, 2012, 05:44:08 PM
Exclusively, in this Sunday's brand new "Sunday Sun"

Exclusively, in this Sunday's "News of the World"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#26
February 22, 2012, 05:51:01 PM
Independent Police Complaints Commission.

Of course we're the fucking Police, who were you expecting, Batman? Now fuck off!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Forsooth

#27
February 22, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Equal Opportunity Employer.

All will be interviewed, but only white people and good-looking minorities will get hired.

BadBeast

#28
February 22, 2012, 06:23:25 PM
Community Spokesperson

Local Ganglord
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

kingyak

#29
February 22, 2012, 06:24:05 PM
Objective Journalism: We will give both sides of the debate an equal opportunity to air their views, even if one side's position is factually inaccurate and/or clearly insane.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST
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