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ITT, we coin harmless-sounding phrases for horrible things.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2012, 02:17:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 22, 2012, 02:17:43 AM
"Playing 'Where's Waldo'".

Using drones to blow the hell out of people on the other side of the world.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

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February 22, 2012, 02:19:17 AM
"Entrepeneur-building"

Paying your illegal workers in produce that they must then try to sell on the street.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 22, 2012, 02:20:35 AM
"Occupy The Emergency Room."

- The act of pepper-spraying an 80 year old woman.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
February 22, 2012, 02:47:06 AM
"Peer Management"

When a group of youths beat, rape, or bully another youth or youths to death. Also known as "kids will be kids".
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 22, 2012, 02:48:21 AM
"Pain management".

Telling poor sick people to suck it up.

(Note:  I didn't coin this phrase.  The Hartford Insurance Corporation did.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Oysters Rockefeller

#5
February 22, 2012, 02:49:14 AM
Extended Underwater Adventure:
Dumping bodies in a river.

Economic Relief:
Relieving somebody of their cash. Mmmm...irony.

Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
February 22, 2012, 02:53:11 AM
"Returned to Nature"

When people, for whatever reason (foreclosure, boredom, idiocy), throw their pampered pets out of their homes and forget they exist.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#7
February 22, 2012, 03:51:28 AM
"Living on a fixed income"

All your money comes from swindling old people's social security by claiming to do small repairs on the homes of geriatrics, and then making their problems worse so you have to keep coming back.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Oysters Rockefeller

#8
February 22, 2012, 04:30:02 AM
Candy Land:
Crack house! (I'd be willing to bet somebody calls it that already...)
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
February 22, 2012, 05:13:45 AM
Medical loss.

This is what it's called when medical insurance companies actually have to spend money on the health care of their clients.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Oysters Rockefeller

#10
February 22, 2012, 05:22:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 05:13:45 AM
Medical loss.

This is what it's called when medical insurance companies actually have to spend money on the health care of their clients.

GASP!
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Cain

#11
February 22, 2012, 11:08:56 AM
"Life insurance assessment"

Placing bets on when people will die (as practiced most recently by Deutsche Bank)

Also "Capital Market Participation"

Deutsche Bank using bailout money to prop up failing casinos in Las Vegas.

AFK

#12
February 22, 2012, 01:08:12 PM
"The Economic Freedom Project"

Freeing undesirables from their, according to Conservatives, soul-crushing dependence on welfare benefits. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#13
February 22, 2012, 01:37:52 PM
"Crowd Sourcing"

Apple's use of child labor to build iPhones.

AFK

#14
February 22, 2012, 01:41:09 PM
"Urban Development"

When U.S. missles hit the wrong target. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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