I promise to don my viking helmet and start wreaking more havoc as soon as I have sorted out the time consuming real life issues.
There's nothing I want more than to entertain and enrage you wonderful people with whatever spaggotry I may come up with.
Love&Kisses
WI
We need to find a way to make wreaking havoc pay better.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 06, 2012, 11:34:43 PM
We need to find a way to make wreaking havoc pay better.
I'm working on it.
ALDO, QG & NIGEL, I WANT TO BE MANY, TOO!
HOW?
BABY, WE WERE BORN THIS WAY!
DAMMIT. NOT ONLY AM I TOO FEW, NOW I WANNA BE LADY GAGA TOO.
:lulz:
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 10, 2012, 12:27:36 AM
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.
I have Icelandic in me. Besides, I'm afraid I'll end up making bacon of that herd. I am Legion, we are Bacon.
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:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 10, 2012, 12:27:36 AM
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.
I have Icelandic in me. Besides, I'm afraid I'll end up making bacon of that herd. I am Legion, we are Bacon.
That's another method actually. You could become Anonymous.
You would however be cursed with photographic memory and inability to forgive, and everyone would expect you. Including the FBI.
OTOH, you would be the most prolific writer in human history.
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 10, 2012, 01:41:13 AM
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.
I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion
NOT ANOTHER ONE! FOR CHRISSAKES, IS
ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP. YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion
NOT ANOTHER ONE! FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP. YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
BUT I AM NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO BE MANY. I'm merely my own ménage à trois.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:22:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion
NOT ANOTHER ONE! FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP. YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
BUT I AM NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO BE MANY. I'm merely my own ménage à trois.
THIS IS BULLSHIT. QUEEN GOGIRA IS A CROWD. NIGEL IS AN ANGRY MOB, THE SIZE OF WHICH MAY BE UNBOUNDED. AND NOW THERE'S THREE OF YOU!
I ONLY GET TO VOTE ONCE! THIS IS
HORSESHIT!
I have to go to work tomorrow, because another kiln went bang. If there were two of me, I could also have a weekend. This is incredibly unfair.
None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:29:25 AM
None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.
Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice. I hate that little fucker.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:29:25 AM
None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.
Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice. I hate that little fucker.
At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice, while you're making love.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:32:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:29:25 AM
None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.
Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice. I hate that little fucker.
At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice, while you're making love.
No. But Jiminy Cockroach gets all out of control, and I have to pour ice water in my ear.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:32:57 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:32:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:29:25 AM
None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.
Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice. I hate that little fucker.
At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice, while you're making love.
No. But Jiminy Cockroach gets all out of control, and I have to pour ice water in my ear.
Ouch. Maybe I should try to get on with Gottfried's disembodied voice.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:19:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 10, 2012, 01:41:13 AM
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.
I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.
I keep .txt files for that.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 10, 2012, 04:01:40 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 03:19:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 10, 2012, 01:41:13 AM
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.
I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.
I keep .txt files for that.
Not a bad idea. If only I didn't keep misplacing my files.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion
NOT ANOTHER ONE! FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP. YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
I'm only one person. So, there's that. I wish there were more of me sometimes too. :cry:
mah woman is always "I don't like it when you drink alone."
I retort with, "well, there's me, myself and I. And the dogs got my back too."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:28:15 AM
I have to go to work tomorrow, because another kiln went bang. If there were two of me, I could also have a weekend. This is incredibly unfair.
You'd have to share Enabler with the other guy, though.
Also "another kiln went bang" should be sampled and made into a Fatboy Slim track.
I am -13 people. Sometimes I go to a party and no one shows up.
Quote from: el sjaako on March 12, 2012, 01:07:23 AM
I am -13 people. Sometimes I go to a party and no one shows up.
I like this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2012, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion
NOT ANOTHER ONE! FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?
I'm actually a bag of potato chips. Sorry I didn't tell you before, I've had problems in the past with people not stopping after eating one of my organs. My delicious organs.