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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on March 19, 2012, 10:21:45 PM

Title: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2012, 10:21:45 PM
If Obama gets in, he no longer has to worry about Clinton threatening to rip the party apart to get the nomination, at least while he is still around.

Meaning, Clinton will be thrown out of the State Department.

Meaning she'll throw an epic political hissy-fit.

Meaning, hilarity will ensue.

This and this alone is the only valid argument for Obama being elected in 2012, other than to make the Teabaggers cry.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 19, 2012, 10:28:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 10:21:45 PM
This and this alone is the only valid argument for Obama being elected in 2012, other than to make the Teabaggers cry.

Has the phrase "Four more years, of Republican tears" been copyrighted yet?
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 20, 2012, 12:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

And I'm just the man to make that happen.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2012, 12:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

And I'm just the man to make that happen.

(http://images.dailydawdle.com/drifting-like-a-boss.gif)

Like a boss.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: navkat on March 20, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

That exist?
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 07:32:31 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 20, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

That exist?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/racist-don-t-nig-anti-obama-bumper-sticker-162917634.html
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 20, 2012, 10:15:38 AM
BUT THEY AREN'T RACISTS!!!!

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 20, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I like that the article also pointed out that in their illiterate effort to make a racist slur, the makers misuse the word "renege" so that taken literally, the sticker has the opposite of the intended meaning.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 20, 2012, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I like that the article also pointed out that in their illiterate effort to make a racist slur, the makers misuse the word "renege" so that taken literally, the sticker has the opposite of the intended meaning.

Well, we're not talking about those super educated Liberals! We're talking about the good god fearing morons that make up a large chunk of the population.

-OR-

Maybe we should tell them to learn english or get out of the country? :D
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 20, 2012, 04:58:25 PM
Ive done just that more than a few times on yahoo answers.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 20, 2012, 05:39:06 PM
i fear that would only prompt them to seek officially changing the nomenclature of their babbling from English to 'Merican.
heh... the word 'bubbonics' just popped into my head.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 20, 2012, 05:57:13 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on April 14, 2012, 01:42:17 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 20, 2012, 05:39:06 PM
i fear that would only prompt them to seek officially changing the nomenclature of their babbling from English to 'Merican.
heh... the word 'bubbonics' just popped into my head.

:lulz:

My God I've been away too long. Beautiful!
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Don Coyote on April 14, 2012, 01:46:20 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 20, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

That exist?

Yes. I've seen them.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2012, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 20, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

That exist?

Saw one in Seguin.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 16, 2012, 04:59:10 PM
I feel like I should go spend a day on the other side of the river in Clarkansas in hopes of spotting one of these stickers and conversing with it's proud displayer.
Title: Re: OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama
Post by: Phox on April 16, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 16, 2012, 04:59:10 PM
I feel like I should go spend a day on the other side of the river in Clarkansas in hopes of spotting one of these stickers and conversing with it's proud displayer.
I hope conversing in this instance includes a lot of tactile communication.