OK, I've come up with a good reason to re-elect Obama

Started by Cain, March 19, 2012, 10:21:45 PM

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Cain

If Obama gets in, he no longer has to worry about Clinton threatening to rip the party apart to get the nomination, at least while he is still around.

Meaning, Clinton will be thrown out of the State Department.

Meaning she'll throw an epic political hissy-fit.

Meaning, hilarity will ensue.

This and this alone is the only valid argument for Obama being elected in 2012, other than to make the Teabaggers cry.

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Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 10:21:45 PM
This and this alone is the only valid argument for Obama being elected in 2012, other than to make the Teabaggers cry.

Has the phrase "Four more years, of Republican tears" been copyrighted yet?
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Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.
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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

And I'm just the man to make that happen.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2012, 12:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

And I'm just the man to make that happen.



Like a boss.  :lulz:
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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
Anybody who drives around with a "Don't re-nig in 2012" bumpersticker needs to cry.

That exist?

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I like that the article also pointed out that in their illiterate effort to make a racist slur, the makers misuse the word "renege" so that taken literally, the sticker has the opposite of the intended meaning.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I like that the article also pointed out that in their illiterate effort to make a racist slur, the makers misuse the word "renege" so that taken literally, the sticker has the opposite of the intended meaning.

Well, we're not talking about those super educated Liberals! We're talking about the good god fearing morons that make up a large chunk of the population.

-OR-

Maybe we should tell them to learn english or get out of the country? :D
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Ive done just that more than a few times on yahoo answers.
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i fear that would only prompt them to seek officially changing the nomenclature of their babbling from English to 'Merican.
heh... the word 'bubbonics' just popped into my head.

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Quote from: Iptuous on March 20, 2012, 05:39:06 PM
i fear that would only prompt them to seek officially changing the nomenclature of their babbling from English to 'Merican.
heh... the word 'bubbonics' just popped into my head.

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